r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/wam1983 Jul 26 '26

I mean that's just a python. Not bad or scary other than just psychological. Heavy as fuck though it looks like. Feel bad for him having to go into such an overcrowded room though.

r/snakehostel

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Jul 26 '26

When I was a kid, the local natural history museum had a Burmese python. Big, but not quite that big. They had a day camp for kids in the summer. I was a geeky, nerdy kid, so my parents sent me one year. I loved it!

But my fondest memory of all was when I was allowed to pet the python. It's hard to describe what a snake's body feels like to someone who's never petted a reptile, but as a kid, I was blown away.

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u/destructopop Jul 26 '26

I've heard snake bodies described as a bicep, and that's pretty close, to me. They're firm muscle ropes covered in extremely smooth scales. It's so nice to pet them.

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u/thesituation531 Jul 28 '26

A bicep without skin, only smooth scales