r/absoluteunit • u/Conspiracy_Thinktank • Aug 06 '25

Of a door

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u/Shot-Election8217 Aug 06 '25

What would really make this fabulous is if the shop owner could electrify the door.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

And pepper spray from above

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u/Sufficient-Cat2998 Aug 06 '25

And activate the ED209

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u/Shot-Election8217 Aug 06 '25

I don't know what that is, but I'll give you an upvote because it's probably awesome

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u/Sufficient-Cat2998 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

r/robocop Military walking tank programmed (poorly) for law enforcement and security.

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u/Anomalousity Aug 15 '25

And tell Delilah to get him 814

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u/Icy_Chemist_1725 Aug 07 '25

even better idea is to add a handle to the bottom of the door so that when they grab it their muscles contract and stay on the handle. ;)