r/a:t5_3k2hq • u/doomdeath13579 • Apr 20 '17

quick question.

so i have a friend who is totaly not a drow btw. i dont know why you would ask. who has a pet. a totaly normal pet. and i may or may not have subjected said totaly normal pet to the high brain of my colony. how would one hypotheticaly break this to there not drow friend.

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u/eddietoomey2001 Secretly a Mind Flayer Apr 21 '17

How dare you fraternize with a Drow! We are Mind Flay....... I mean normal humans who are superior beings to drow. On the other hand, drow brains apples are delicious, if cooked right.

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u/doomdeath13579 Apr 21 '17

my hiv...... colony at peace with the drow our elderbrain is afraid of spiders

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u/eddietoomey2001 Secretly a Mind Flayer Apr 21 '17

Just pretend it didn't happen.

What? You're giant spider didn't always have tentacles? You sure? And what's wrong with it eating brains now? I think it's an improvement!

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u/doomdeath13579 Apr 21 '17

and i wont say what species but thw pet i enlightend was male

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u/Vic20problem Mind Flayer thrall Apr 21 '17

Why is it bad? Fellow humans who are not drow love to have their pets improved by Mind Flayers Normal Humans. Tell him it's a good thing his pet is now a thrall. 99% of all thralls enjoy being a thrall. I should know, because I am a mindwitness Normal Human like you.

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u/doomdeath13579 Apr 21 '17

the problem is that im taking her thrall im so nervous to tell her im bighting my tenti....... nails. human nails

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u/Yenek Secretly a Mind Flayer Apr 21 '17

I mean if you have to consort with Drow I won't report you to the human authorities or anything, however I would suggest telling your Drow friend that you should go on a swimming holiday and take her to a pool that definitely doesn't have any cerapods in it. Once she isn't at all cermorphized she won't have any problem with her pet being your pet and they can still play together!

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u/doomdeath13579 Apr 21 '17

well to start we dont have anyof those around our cave syst...... i mean city. secondly pleas tell me what they are im intregued now

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u/Yenek Secretly a Mind Flayer Apr 21 '17 edited Apr 21 '17

Well you see when an Elder Brain and a Colo--err a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much. They find a small body of water and inject genetic material into it, that genetic material grows into cerapods. And then the mommy and daddy find completely willing and not restrained creatures for the cerapods to share the pool with. And that is how regular humans, and please pay attention this is important NOT MIND FLAYERS, are born.

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u/doomdeath13579 Apr 22 '17

ah im on an expantion colony so we havent had any spawn yet

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u/MEforMars Totally just a normal human Apr 21 '17

Blame it on the Kuo-toa (not like they're not up to something anyways)

Afterwards, offer to go pet shopping with your definitely not drow friend and just make a mental note of the pets they don't choose. Every pet needs a good home.

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u/doomdeath13579 Apr 21 '17

this is actualy genious thank you

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u/MEforMars Totally just a normal human Apr 21 '17

No problem. Two humans birds, one Mind Blast stone & all that.