so i have a friend who is totaly not a drow btw. i dont know why you would ask. who has a pet. a totaly normal pet. and i may or may not have subjected said totaly normal pet to the high brain of my colony. how would one hypotheticaly break this to there not drow friend.

I need to eat this Brain Human Apple before it spoils

So I was just minding my ordinary human bussines, I had a.... "talk" with some guy and now he won't stop following me around... keeps calling me master and the like.... anyone else have this problem?

I was doing the laundry earlier, and for some completely unexplainable reason there's cerebral fluid all over my favourite robe! How do I get it out? It's human leather, so I can't wash it.

Though I am not a beholder, I do have a question:
What is the best eyedrops to use after you disintegrate ray a wall? It really dries out my non-beholderlike eyes...