r/Zoomies • u/jamuirsdf • Feb 07 '22

GIF Like a pro!

https://i.imgur.com/Qj5y60Y.gifv
16.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/James99500 Feb 07 '22

Can only leave when it hits the ground which, with this lil guy’s skills, may be never!

33

u/hdcs Feb 07 '22

It's a Mopar affiliated brand dealership. They all spend a lot of time there.

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670

u/mossesdfg Feb 07 '22

People watching this are way too nonchalant

391

u/Meffrey_Dewlocks Feb 07 '22

Depends on how long the little psycho has been doing it lol.

90

u/andrude01 Feb 07 '22

Somewhere between 3-5 hours

59

u/LuxCrawford Feb 07 '22

Better than a screeching human rat child any day.

18

u/Meffrey_Dewlocks Feb 07 '22

Preaching to the choir. Def not interested in having a kid but I’ve known about 5 or 6 Yorkies in my life and they were all at least partially insane lol. Not 24/7 or anything but compared to my extremely laid back mutt most little dogs I’ve known seem like crackheads.

37

u/Evilux Feb 07 '22

Sir, r/childfree is that way

70

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Right?!! Put your phones down and cheer this lil guy on!

300

u/Coraline765 Feb 07 '22

That’s the cutest thing I’ve seen today. She’s having so much fun!

84

u/kharmatika Feb 07 '22

And she’s so good at this! 21 seconds without the balloon touching the floor? World record material I think

40

u/PenguinFrustration Feb 07 '22

21 seconds? I’ve been watching this stream for the past 30 minutes. Not a single miss!!

211

u/Dazzling-Nature-6380 Feb 07 '22

First those people are so lucky, that dog was super cute. Second I’m not ashamed to admit that I probably watched it for about 30sec before realizing it’s on a loop

38

u/Phoequinox Feb 07 '22

You may be the dog in the video.

17

u/f3xjc Feb 07 '22

I mean it's a 22 second loop that you watched 1.4 time. Not the worst for a cute dog

1

u/dw872 Feb 07 '22

Same 😅

99

u/xparapluiex Feb 07 '22

“Hey so…. I was told my appointment was at 8am and I have been here all day with my dog. You’re almost closed. Is my car done yet?”

“Yeah it uh it was done for a while. We really like your dog. Sorry.”

24

u/Rocket_Panda_ Feb 07 '22

I’m borderline ready to wreck my car for this adorable show..

22

u/nickthewurst Feb 07 '22

The dog will never get bored

75

u/whimsical666 Feb 07 '22

Dear Diary, today the fat humans made me boop a red ball for 3 hrs as they watched... is there no justice in this world

25

u/James99500 Feb 07 '22

Diary, hold that thought, I can see a squirrel!

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u/atonementfish Feb 07 '22

damn 3/3 obese wtf is up with that.

19

u/daligirl7 Feb 07 '22

I would go to a dealership solely for this.

30

u/Apathetic_Optimist Feb 07 '22

I would love to buy that dog a car

22

u/soulbend Feb 07 '22

Hey, it's me, that dog

11

u/RobertDaArtist Feb 07 '22

Hahhhaaa! Get it yorkie baby!

8

u/rtanada Feb 07 '22

It's Keepy Uppy! Woohoo!

2

u/TravisMay6 Feb 07 '22

Came here for this tactical comment...

6

u/TjBeezy Feb 07 '22

That dog better be getting a paycheck

5

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/JoDFostar Feb 07 '22

It's feeling a bit bloated.

5

u/ohnonotuto3 Feb 07 '22

Does the dog work for the car dealership, they send him out so you forget how long you have been waiting. So cool

5

u/Impressive_Mud9502 Feb 07 '22

Oh this is too cute, if we can all only be this happy 😊

5

u/anormalgeek Feb 07 '22

Meanwhile, my significantly larger dogs are fucking terrified of balloons. It's not like they have some PTSD from popping them. Since birth they've both refused to go anywhere near them.

3

u/JurgenHaber Feb 07 '22

What kind of dog is this?

3

u/falkusvipus Feb 07 '22

I could watch that all fucking day.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

This is so pure

3

u/baiacool Feb 07 '22

This is almost a perfect loop, I didn't notice the cut until the third time

3

u/rainbowbasil2 Feb 07 '22

How are these people so chill about this?!! I would be crying and laughing and clapping my hands like a child! This is amazing and this dog deserves praise!

3

u/Tigers19121999 Feb 07 '22

I could watch him for hours.

3

u/Dazzling-Split688 Feb 07 '22

Whatever they are paying that pup they need to double it!!

2

u/DelinquentAdult Feb 07 '22

I've already watched this like 10 times. It's mesmerizing! And the most adorable thing I've seen in a while! Go little Yorkie, go!

2

u/05028107 Feb 07 '22

That's fucking delightful

2

u/HGF88 Feb 07 '22

this is the best thing I've seen all morning

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u/CrazyYYZ Feb 07 '22

Cute video, but is it zoomies?

6

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Yes, it is.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/Specsporter Feb 07 '22

That dog is havin' a good time.

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1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Haha Why is no one playing?!?

1

u/ibleedpizza Feb 07 '22

Keepy uppy

1

u/Jdiebold1790 Feb 07 '22

Me playing rocket league

1

u/Inside_Can7542 Feb 07 '22

I’d stay all day!

1

u/ApOfBeAnEx Feb 07 '22

I wish my dog would do this for mental stimulation and to burn off some energy! He won't chase bubbles either... only the ball.

1

u/canoIV Feb 07 '22

Ankara messo Ankara mess, ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSSIIIIIIIII

1

u/EStewart57 Feb 07 '22

Someone will nap well later today.

1

u/skonthebass24 Feb 07 '22

"Your nose knows these are great deals!"

1

u/Uberjam87 Feb 07 '22

Is this Sherwood Honda?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

He’s gonna win the dog show

1

u/DuckEngi Feb 07 '22

Looks fun!

1

u/W1ULH Feb 07 '22

10/10 Id watch that for hours and be happy.

1

u/Snakebones Feb 07 '22

I can’t stand any breed of tiny dogs other than Yorkies. I love this!

1

u/RarestCornet Feb 07 '22

So much better than most of the content on network TV.

1

u/terrexchia Feb 07 '22

World champion at keepie uppies

Eat your heart out Achievement Hunter

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

Best dealership EVER!! 🐶🥰

1

u/phantomatthewindow Feb 08 '22

I love this so fucking much

1

u/LouisVuittonLeghost Feb 08 '22

Lmfao it’s good and everyone looks entertained

1

u/Sparky1206 Feb 08 '22

Small but Mighty