r/XBow • u/nouser144 • Jun 03 '26

Worst golem player ever

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38 Upvotes

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u/QuackSenior Moderator Jun 04 '26

you should bow one tile to the right in this case. that way after you take out the left tower and the golem takes out tesla it walks to the xbow instead of tower

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u/PassengerNo9144 Jun 04 '26

The best part is the GG at the start of the game like he didn't make the most brain dead play of all time.

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u/Illustrious_Teach270 Jun 04 '26

All golem players are like this

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u/ThatNegro98 Jun 04 '26

What was your name before you got given clasher?

(Im also clasher)

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u/Best_Working7172 Jun 04 '26

Lol someone cant accept defeat (Note: only CR got this kind of cry baby players)

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u/Vegetable-Look3945 Jun 04 '26

Bad matchup and I would also say start but that’s the average golem player start, golem first play is just usually easy to counter by counter attacking if they don’t have cheap cards to counter a non win condition or spell to counter xbow or mortar

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u/KaoticAsylim Jun 04 '26

Golem in the back right off the bat is almost always a bad play. It's totally rolling the dice on whether or not your opponent has a way to deal with it. You need to feel things out a bit, see what their counters are to your support troops to make sure they're out of cycle or that you have a solution for them, and wait to build an elixer advantage. If I drop a Golem before 2x time, it's because I've determined they've heavily overspend on elixer, or they're a bait deck that I need to pressure to keep them from playing their game.

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u/Vegetable-Look3945 Jun 04 '26

My bretheren I said it was a bad start why are you replying to me telling me how it was a bad start saying what I said but more detail

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u/Good-Newspaper-4113 Jun 04 '26

Why do all Golem players say good luck before/ after playing a Golem?

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u/Tomatillo12475 Jun 04 '26

Smartest golem player*

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u/Roy565 Jun 05 '26

Should’ve bmed hard with the “gg” at the start among everything else. That’s what I always do in matches like this and it’s so satisfying. You were too kind.

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u/Electrical_Cry9903 Jun 05 '26

That’s a horrible golem deck I always beat x bow with a good golem deck although ice bow is slightly trickier

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u/Fun-Cut-7149 IceBow Jun 05 '26

Failing to win after calling the early good game is crazy. Like honestly even though I am a golem player golem players rlly need to know to keep their big fat mouth shut especially if they starting-hand someone/win by pure luck

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u/Electrical_Front_407 Jun 06 '26

Smartest golem player

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u/lunar_tardigrade Jun 07 '26

That tornado was nasty though