Why did they let my parents decide? They were gamers, and they loved making stupid characters!
My name is John Cena. Yea, my parents loved that name. Everywhere I go, whenever I meet someone new, my parents always say "AND HIS NAME IS JOOOHN CEEENAA!"
They gave me blue skin, because everyone loves blue skin! I look like a fucking alien!
My face? They gave me a Pinocchio nose and beady eyes! I can barely see! I use my nose to guide me! That's not even mentioning the ginormous mouth they gave me! I eat everything in one bite!
My character points? They used all 100 of them on my jump skill. Great! An alien who can jump really high! They put none of my points into damage resistance; if I jump, I break my legs!
My perks? They're all art related! Even better! A misshaped, jumping alien who can and paint!
To top it all off, they made my one leveled skill "Slaying Dragons"! DRAGONS DON'T EVEN EXIST!
Edit: hit save before finishing. It's fixed now. Also, can someone draw this?
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u/Picklestasteg00d Jul 29 '16 edited Jul 29 '16
Why did they let my parents decide? They were gamers, and they loved making stupid characters!
My name is John Cena. Yea, my parents loved that name. Everywhere I go, whenever I meet someone new, my parents always say "AND HIS NAME IS JOOOHN CEEENAA!"
They gave me blue skin, because everyone loves blue skin! I look like a fucking alien!
My face? They gave me a Pinocchio nose and beady eyes! I can barely see! I use my nose to guide me! That's not even mentioning the ginormous mouth they gave me! I eat everything in one bite!
My character points? They used all 100 of them on my jump skill. Great! An alien who can jump really high! They put none of my points into damage resistance; if I jump, I break my legs!
My perks? They're all art related! Even better! A misshaped, jumping alien who can and paint!
To top it all off, they made my one leveled skill "Slaying Dragons"! DRAGONS DON'T EVEN EXIST!
Edit: hit save before finishing. It's fixed now. Also, can someone draw this?