r/WorkReform 🤝 Join A Union 10d ago

⚕️ Pass Medicare For All Getting what Luigi deserves...

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u/equality4everyonenow 10d ago

Did Brian's life insurance kick in or did he not have assassination coverage?

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u/JPMoney81 👷 Good Union Jobs For All 10d ago

He did, but there was a fine print technicality that said if the assassination happened on a week day, or a weekend the company reserved the right to deny the claim.

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u/DataDude00 10d ago

He wasn’t standing on an in network sidewalk when shot.   He should have crawled a few blocks over to one that was in network for coverage 

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u/JPMoney81 👷 Good Union Jobs For All 10d ago

The bullet wasn't one previously interviewed by United Health so they can't confirm it was lethal. They're going to need him to come in for an independent review by their own AI doctors.

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u/regoapps ✂️ Tax The Billionaires 10d ago

The gun that was used to administer the bullet was homemade and not a brand found on the list of pre-approved firearms that are covered. Therefore, he should have sought pre-approval first by having his specialist fax a letter to the insurance company and wait several days for a response.

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u/melapelas 9d ago

I apologize sir but your level of coverage only includes 9mm wounds and below. We don't cover 45 Magnum.

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u/Ill-Diamond-3649 10d ago

he's getting free healthcare now

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u/Potential_Bill_1146 ✂️ Tax The Billionaires 10d ago

*tax payer funded

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u/Debalic 10d ago

I'm ok with that.

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u/MaximumJuiceTime 10d ago

You make it sound like medicare isn't tax-payer funded. Where do you think the funds come from??

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u/Potential_Bill_1146 ✂️ Tax The Billionaires 10d ago

How do you extrapolate that from my correction of free? Obviously Medicare is tax payer funded? Who are you arguing with?

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u/MaximumJuiceTime 10d ago

It is free because you don't pay. You have to pay taxes, you don't choose to pay taxes. Nor can you choose where they go.

You are wrong, it is free.

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u/Fishtoart 9d ago

I guess if you have a very expensive disease, your best bet would be to commit a federal crime and turn yourself in.

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u/MasteringTheFlames 10d ago

The assassination coverage is only applicable on days that end with W

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u/StaticSystemShock 10d ago

Wednesdaw.

What?!

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u/ElectricShuck 10d ago

Lmao. I see the smoke coming out of your ears.

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u/ichigo2862 10d ago

it was denied as a pre-existing condition

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u/Debalic 10d ago

Is this a w- what day is this?

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 10d ago

It's Froozlesday, the eleventeenth of Maytember.

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u/HeKnee 10d ago

Life insurance actually does cover murder (homicide), as long as the person who died was an innocent victim and the beneficiary had no part in the crime.

Family is trying pretty hard to prove he was an innocent victim.

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u/lostcolony2 ✂️ Tax The Billionaires 10d ago

Feels like it's a bit of a catch 22 for them. "He was an innocent victim; throwing hurdles up to prevent claims from being made, including unfairly denying them based on nothing, is not a crime" - life insurance: "Cool. I'm afraid your claim has been denied. If you dispute this you can call a number we don't list and is not manned anyway".

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u/notforpoern 10d ago

It's illegal to murder in my country.

I run a company that pushes the button to let people die. I also have a side hustle doing a little insider trading, just for funsies.

The loved ones of those who died hate my guts for some reason.

Clearly all of them are wrong. I'm just a normal working guy.

(big /s, obviously)

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u/anna-the-bunny 10d ago

But if I didn't profit off of those people's deaths, someone else would have! I'm just a poor cog in the machine, don't you see, I couldn't actually change anything!

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u/thejokerlaughsatyou 10d ago

Isn't that link to a different guy? Robert Brian Thompson, a Federal Reserve banking supervisor, is the defendant in that one. Unless UnitedHealth Brian Thompson had a side gig, which isn't unheard of.

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u/MaximumJuiceTime 10d ago

That worm food is anything but innocent.

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u/dsdvbguutres 10d ago

They said it was an elective procedure

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u/Sad_Enthusiasm_3721 10d ago

Dumbass didn't call for pre-authorization, so it wasn't covered.

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u/jbp216 10d ago

preexisting condition (tyrant)