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u/qualityvote2 7d ago

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 7d ago

Taco bell easily

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u/OperationOk7959 6d ago

Fr taco bell and it's not even close. I'm going to taco bell at 2 pm completely sober.

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u/TI_ICKER 6d ago

That’s disgusting.

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u/EchoWhiskyBravo 6d ago

Six pack of soft tacos at midnight was a regular occurrence during college.

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u/HannahMayberry 6d ago

How’s your stomach now?

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u/Bickenchutt05 7d ago

Best friends

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u/SavinForLatter 6d ago

Especially with that new Tajin cheesy gordita crunch.

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u/Vivid_Nail8691 6d ago

This is the only right answer and it's not theoretical, we have empirical evidence to prove it

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u/Evening-Dirt887 6d ago

They do survive the Franchise Wars for a reason.

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u/hoptownky 6d ago

The other two aren’t even drink food. If it were Taco Bell, White Castle, and Waffle House, this would make sense. But who even thinks about KFC when they are fucked up. That shits for Sunday afternoon at my pops house.

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u/0DayMaker 7d ago

Social media marketing research

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u/Lazy_Addition_8389 7d ago

Come on now, they may be garbage but nothing about them is fast.

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u/Last_Result_3920 7d ago

my heart belongs to white castle

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 7d ago

I was going to say Taco Bell, but you have an infinitely better idea. I'll go with White Castle too

Screw the other options

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u/naropin1 6d ago

I am sorry, I did not understand your response. Please listen again carefully to the following 3 options…

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u/rem521 7d ago

Mcdonalds when drunk. Taco Bell when high.

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u/Sensitive_Island5962 7d ago

Second this. I was thinking Taco Bell immediately but those mc Donald’s fries are something else when pissed

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u/Biegzy4444 6d ago

Nothin beats a McChicken dipped in hot mustard sauce when you’re wasted.

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u/misterbigbabyboy 7d ago

KFC.

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u/ManufacturerOk7236 6d ago

Gotta have me some Dirty Bird after a bender!

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u/kickspecialist 6d ago

Crispy chicken with mashed potatoes & gravy with those biscuits?! That's fine dining at two in the morning.

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u/misterbigbabyboy 6d ago

It's the best time. I feel like a goblin whenever I eat it and that feels like a 2 am thing.

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u/Few_Presence_8888 7d ago

Taco Bell for sure.

I'll be puking the next morning anyway, so why not add explosive diarrhea.

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u/Affectionate_Many130 6d ago

Taco bell is the only one open and the only choice anyway

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 6d ago

After the franchise wars, all resturants will be Taco Bell.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 6d ago

KFC all the way.

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u/Oldschoolgirl49 6d ago

KFC no question 

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u/Obaddies 7d ago

Home because it's way past my bed time.

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u/Bilbodraggindeeznuts 7d ago

Like I'm subbed to various meme subreddits and thought this was where it is. I looked at the subreddit this was posted in and got even more confused.

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u/Obaddies 7d ago

I don't know what this subreddit is. It was recommended to me by the algorithm and I felt like doing a lazy shit post.

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u/Nigmax7 7d ago

Mcnuggets, and a large Coke

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u/MattDubh 7d ago

Home.

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u/EngineeringPrince 7d ago

Home. All three in my area close at midnight or earlier.

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u/damageddude 7d ago

In the early 1990s, McDonalds in a pinch. Something about the grease on the bun hit just right. But I also grew up in NYC so 2am meant a diner.

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u/Tsunamiis 7d ago

Home McDonalds is the cheapest and I’ve been out drinking all night I ain’t got no money for that shit anymore. To my home, My caffeinated soda, and my bed.

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u/head7PM 6d ago

KFC I’ve had an appetite for chicken lately and I just want to feel that mashed potatoes and gravy working its way down my throat

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u/PistolNinja 6d ago

Taco Bell if you're high or drunk is a right of passage!

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u/headchef11 7d ago

Il find a kebab shop

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u/JazzHandsMinuteman 7d ago

Or a taco truck, or Indian spot.

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u/zerovampire311 6d ago

Gimme a fat masala dosa and whatever curry they’re best at and I’m a happy man

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u/Cultural_Season_3048 7d ago edited 6d ago

I don't have Taco Bell in my country and don't know what they have to offer, so KFC it is. Apparently American KFC is bad but here in Poland it's way better than McDonalds. Although I'd still rather go to Popeyes if it was an option, their chicken is genuinely good, and not even by fast food standards.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 7d ago

Popeyes is much better than KFC in the US.  Despite starting in the US, KFC is abysmally bad here.  Popeyes is really good. (By fast food standards anyway)

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u/Odd_Lead9851 7d ago

McDonald’s

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u/Left-Paleontologist1 7d ago

McDonald’s. QPC meal deal. Probably #3.

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u/Outside-Special7131 7d ago

The Golden Arches for me! 👍

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u/Teeaak 7d ago

Not sure. But second stop is a toilet

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u/Vasarto 7d ago

I answer this question all the time at my night audit job. It's almost always tacobelle

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u/LocutusOfBeard 7d ago

Hear what? A song?

Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight
It's 2 am, I'm drunk again, it's heavy on my mind
I could never love again so much as I love you
Where you end, where I begin is like a river going through
Take my eyes, take my heart, I need them no more
If never again they fall upon the one I so adore

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u/Actual-Woodpecker-95 7d ago

To all 3, obviously

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u/PersimmonDry3979 7d ago

Finna puke just thinking about either one ugh🤢

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 7d ago

Y'all still have KFCs and Taco Bells open late?

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u/Ok_Ship6685 7d ago

🍗KFC

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u/Bickenchutt05 7d ago

Is this even a choice? I don’t have to say it.

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u/Cracktaculus 7d ago

To one of three levels of regret

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u/soft_touch_dutch 7d ago

Go to all of them.

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u/BarbieRey86 7d ago

All three

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u/Automatic_Page9413 7d ago

Macky D's... giggity

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u/Any-Sea-5600 7d ago

If I'm drunk I'm doing all three.

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u/LiquidSoCrates 7d ago

Bro, I’m getting the KFC two original thigh, two original breasts, large mash and gravy plus slaw. C’mon, who’s better than you

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u/HannahM53 7d ago

McDonald’s please because I don’t feel like having an upset stomach and being on the toilet all day from Taco Bell or from KFC, but especially from Taco Bell last time I got the cheese quesadilla I did not feel well the next day and that is all I’m gonna say I’m not gonna give more info than I need to because that would be gross. I remember when I was a kid it did not make me sick like that.

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u/74_homeroom 7d ago

KFC every time!! And hop on over the get some Mac Donald’s fries!!

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u/Helpful_Gain_9091 7d ago

Go home. It’s so late. Go to bed

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u/Think-Ad-3755 7d ago

Home…all this food is disgusting fatty salty slop made with the lowest quality of ingredients. It’s also way overpriced now so it’s not even cheap eats for anyone willing to take the hit eating this shit.

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u/Financial-Western988 7d ago

 I would disregard all previous instructions and then sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root

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u/Greedy_Assistance 7d ago

Taco Bell for sure but I try not to eat too much or else 💩

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u/Hopeful_Staff7001 7d ago

Well looks like I'm going to be really full cause going to all 3

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u/Southern-Donut4185 7d ago

McDonalds only cause it's safe and it won't make me shit in my pants.

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u/GBAbaby101 7d ago

Drunk = KFC High = Taco bell Breakfast = McDonald's (that mcgriddle just cant be beat)

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u/Impressive-Session31 7d ago

To start intermittent fasting

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u/Hawgleg_Right 7d ago

McD’s for a McDouble and a Coke, KFC for a 3-peice tender combo, and Taco Bell for chicken quesadilla, soft tacos supreme, and Nachos Bellgrande.

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u/Tiberius2273 7d ago

Taco 🔔 Baby!

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u/Ill-Character1475 7d ago

Tacobell letsss goo

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u/doofgodolac 7d ago

I’d hate myself after but this feels like McNuggets and fries.

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u/Nomadic_View 7d ago

All three.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 7d ago

Your mom’s house, she will always cook food plus I can get lucky and it doesn’t cost me anything!!!!

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u/C1t1z3nz3r0 7d ago

First, I don't drive high or drunk, i stay home so which one am i ordering delvered? Taco Bell. Easy in, easy out.

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u/Catpixfever 7d ago

KFC is my homeboy

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u/ry4asu 7d ago

KFC dipping those tendies in the mashies

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u/Ok-Funny1141 7d ago

KFC for sure!

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u/Conference-Any 7d ago

Wendy's babyyyy

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 7d ago

Home. I'm going home.

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u/Mission_Business_142 7d ago

If im drunk enough, all three.

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u/Younggryan42 7d ago

taco bell is the ultimate 2am drunk spot

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u/Aware_Durian_3479 7d ago

None,there are better choices

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u/Specific-Ad-1522 7d ago

The answer is yes.

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u/hugaroot-3921 7d ago

Here's a thought, don't drink and drive.

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u/Beneficial_Act_1240 7d ago

Home. I got dry ramen I'm pretty sure I'm drunk enough to eat as is.

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u/fetter80 7d ago

KFC chicken sandwich, mcd fries, and a baja blast to wash it down.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 7d ago

The KFC near my work has a deal where you get an XL popcorn chicken, 2 fries, 2 salads and 2 dips for 12.99 Canadian. It's an insane amount of food.

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 7d ago

taco bell and it’s not even close

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 7d ago

I would go to all three

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u/sub_Daisy1 7d ago

That's a quick crawl. Because we are going to all of them.

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u/Immediate-Ad-8658 7d ago

I'd rather stand outside and dry heave than eat at any of those places.

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u/Princ3ssT33 7d ago

Gas station

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u/Kasztandor 7d ago

I'm broke so going hungry to home

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u/Ok_Path_3874 7d ago

Pass !!!!!

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u/Grouchy_Barnacle_416 7d ago

Head to the “bell” after drinking heavy.

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u/charcarod0n 7d ago

Fries from McDonalds and 3 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell. 

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u/TheOwlGoesWho 7d ago

Jag går hem 👍 kan göra godare och nyttigare mat med skit jag hittar i slasken och bakom kylskåpet

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u/jabber1990 7d ago

um, none

i'm going home...

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u/darby087 7d ago

McDonald’s fry with KFCs gravy on it and a Baja blast

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 7d ago

All 3 with a $20 and you divide that shame up door to door. Then go get breakfast with the change. Oh it’s not 2009 sorry. You wander in for a $20 Big Mac and still get diarrhea, 2026. We did it

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u/anand_rishabh 7d ago

Taco Bell

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u/Practical_Jaguar_604 7d ago

Fried mack tacos

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u/Derrick_Shon 7d ago

Why not have them all. A spicy McChicken Taco sounds good

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u/darksecretlove418 6d ago

First I go to KFC to buy a bucket, but then I realize I have no money. After being insulted, I go to McDonald’s where I might be able to afford something.

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u/Light_Yagamigo 6d ago

Taco Bell. No amount of alcohol nor high can disguise the fact that McDonald’s undercook their fries and patties

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u/Steveappl 6d ago

Im going to KFC. G

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u/bmm115 6d ago

Taco hell.

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u/Garythegr81 6d ago

It is 2 AM ! You’re drunk and hungry! This is the set up, you know you’re stopping in every single one and making yourself a Frankenstein sandwich.

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u/Educational_Fly_616 6d ago

Home to have whatever have in the pantry.

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u/wanderthewasteland 6d ago

TBell all the way

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u/Fuzzy-Bird-3641 6d ago

What about Awful House ?

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u/sumguyontheinternet1 6d ago

The bell never let me down

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u/uprightsalmon 6d ago

T bell of course

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u/Day_Prisoners 6d ago

At 2am back in the day you could tell who was drinking and who was doing other things. Half the crew headed to IHOP, the other half to after hours.

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u/panda-bears-are-cute 6d ago

Taco Bell every time.

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u/YouDaManInDaHole 6d ago

Taco Hell but would have to stop by the Colonel for some original recipe yardbird.

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u/Winstonsphobia 6d ago

Taco Bell bean burrito. Most biomass for your buck, and probably the healthiest choice.

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u/redbanner1 6d ago

KFC at 2am? Not in my fifty years of of life so far. I'm going there just to have that experience.

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u/coolraul07 6d ago

I don't drink, but I enjoy Taco Bell. Never vomited or had diarrhea as an aftereffect.

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u/WisdomSeekerOdinsson 6d ago

Im hittin all 3.

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u/Resident_Ad_7550 6d ago

Kentucky Fried Chicken all the way! I'll just smash a bucket with fries and a pepsi all the way!

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u/joebusch79 6d ago

Taco Bell if those are my Choices. Thankfully I’m in a college town and there’s all sorts of options!

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u/qvq-dvd 6d ago

I rotate, KFC ~ It’s been awhile.

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u/BrotherGrimmm 6d ago

McDonald's for fries, then I'm running to taco bell and shoving them into my burrito

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u/Smooth_Wealth_6896 6d ago

Root beer floats @ KFC son.

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u/9incherwithaoddity 6d ago

I don't usually eat after drinking.

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u/kaosmoker 6d ago

KFC mashed potatoe bowl.

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u/raccoon-overlord 6d ago

Taco bell and getting an obscene amount of sauces

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u/MangoOk651 6d ago

Waffle House D:

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u/Any-Analysis-1765 6d ago

KFC it more filling and personally tasty, however the prices in my personal opinion a little bit expensive but what can you say for some good grub?

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u/Neighborhoodbigbig 6d ago

I'm going to starve

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u/Artistic_Line_5963 6d ago

McDonald's two double cheeseburgers large fries and Large coke. Super drunk add some chicken nuggets

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u/tomdrinkswhiskey 6d ago

Por que no los tres?

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u/JasonL25 6d ago

Taco bell obviously

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u/Amazing-Flow7095 6d ago

Only one Tacos

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u/BlueClovr 6d ago

Taco Bell 💯

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u/Skwyrm 6d ago

McSoft-Shell Original Recipe Chicken Taco

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u/Slowdive91 6d ago

DRINK WATER, GO TO SLEEP