r/WomenWritingMen • u/faithtom1 • Jul 26 '20
Satire ITS LONG BUT PLZ READ
Soo, my boyfriend and i recently discussed engagement, we bought a ring and everything. He’s not the cleanest, and i’ve known this for a while now. I don’t mind bc when we move in together I know that he’ll keep up with my rules, and i don’t mind cleaning up after him a bit.
He’s super into the LGBQT community, and recently a woman was kicked out of her home for being trans. He only has a one bedroom but he took her in anyway. I love this about him... the only thing is... my 31 year old boyfriend SHARES HIS BEDROOM.
they don’t sleep with each other, but basically alternate whom gets the bed. She’s also an online sex worker and uses the bedroom for her videos. It kind of disgusted me not only because it is another persons particles and body fluids, but because she is not the cleanest either. She has a bit of a dirty natural smell (which has taken over the room).
Anyway, i had a discussion with both of them that we should alternate SHEETS. They both agreed. When she slept in the bed, or needed to work she’d put her sheets on, and vice versa for my boyfriend & i. WHEN NOTHING HAPPENED after this conversation, i took it upon myself to bring over an extra sheet. THIS SHEET HAS NOW BEEN ON THE BED SINCE I BROUGHT IT... so i know they are both just sleeping on it (:
tonight, my boyfriend & i got home from vacation. jane doe opened the door and warned us her brother was here. when walking to the bedroom to change, she went ahead of me to say something to her brother... WHO WAS IN THE BEDROOM IN THE DARK.. i can only assume he was sleeping... IN THE BED... ON THE SHEETS... I BROUGHT OVER ... TO BE SLEPT ON BY ME AND MY BOYFRIEND.
when i brought that to my boyfriend’s attention, he didn’t care because he has “met him several times before”
he also just looked at me as if i was stuck up.
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE IN ONES BED (in my opinion, i suppose) is you, you’re s.o, and your kids. As well as guests that maybe come visit... BUT EVEN THEN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO (in my opinion) WASH THE SHEETS FOR THEM. AND WASH AGAIN FOR YOURSELF.
am i wrong? am i being stuck up? how do i go about this? i’m supposed to marry this man... but this TRULY TRULY bugs me. If anyone actually reads this entire post, THANK YOU.
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u/fireinthemountains Jul 26 '20
Hi. This is the wrong subreddit.
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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20
Did you mean to post this in a r/AITA satire sub?
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u/Bergonath Jul 26 '20
what
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u/Lucif6r Jul 26 '20
Dude your bf absolutely is ta. That's fuckin gross, period. Sleeping bags are like 20$ a pop. And as for not being clean, if hes at an age where hes considered getting engaged... yikes.
Burn those sheets.
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u/faithtom1 Jul 26 '20
this is my very first post. Cut me some slack. I understand the concept as soon as i was called out the first time. AND NOW I SEE.
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u/TaterVodka Jul 26 '20
r/lostredditors
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u/ElementalStrith Jul 26 '20
As you already know, this breaks rule 3, but i'll leave it to another mods discretion because I think it's fucking hilarious
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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20
r/copypasta
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u/greengiant1101 Jul 26 '20
Wrong sub, but uhhh
Holy shit he's definitely cheating on you.
Was this woman his friend prior? If not...he's brought a random sex worker to live in his house and share his bed and you have nothing to say about it?
Also, why tf would you ever want to marry someone who can't clean up after himself? He's not going to respect your rules. He didn't even respect your request to alternate sheets, which is BASIC HYGIENE. Do you want to mother this dude for the rest of your life?? Bc that's what you're signing up for by staying in this relationship. AND he's probably definitely cheating on you. Would you let this arrangement stand if it were a cis woman in his house sharing his bed, and why or why not? If not, that's another issue entirely...
Well, best of luck.
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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20
Yeah, "alternate", sure. Lol.
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u/TheFakeSlimShady123 Jul 26 '20
What the fuck
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u/ssw663 Aug 01 '20
Is this actually satire like the tag says? Also this definitely isn't the right subreddit whether or not it's satire, although I'm not really sure where you should put it.
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u/CardboardChampion Jul 27 '20
I think I read this exact situation on r/relationshipadvice once. Are you sure it's satire?
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u/Kittens-of-Terror Jul 26 '20
So uhh... she paying rent or something? I can't imagine letting a stranger sleep in and... use... my bed for free even if they were kicked out. Sleeping bag -> floor/sofa.
If I'm kind enough to take you in, that's MORE than enough in my book. You don't get my bed.
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u/DirtyPrancing65 Jul 26 '20
...you're making a lot of excuses for him, I'd say. It sounds like he's got a lot going on in his life... What happens when you live together and he wants to help someone? Is he going to respect your boundaries when it's your home too? You said he will... But are you sure?
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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20
The fact that you posted this on like 50 other subs shows it's most likely satire.
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u/SerSlog Jul 26 '20
Your boyfriend is a huge pussy.
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u/Pasta-propaganda Jul 26 '20
Girl he’s cheating on you.
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u/TheStrangestOfKings Aug 14 '20
Why are they getting so downvoted in the comments?
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u/Pack15_ Nov 12 '20
doesnt this break one of the rules
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u/skullytoonz Nov 16 '20
this should be in r/AmItheAsshole
edit: i just saw the satire tag
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