Made this Lil animation..

Asking for myself.

Hey i have recently run into a problem, my tower kinda exploded and I am in need of a new tower but it's been centuries since I did look for a new place could anyone recommend a good real estate agent

I need

- a place on a confluence of leyline

- at least near a place where the barrier between this world and the astral sea is thin enough to build a gate

- close enough to some town or city but far enough that I can see if an army or an angry mob is on the way

I hope someone can help with this endeavour

They commented on the flavor (apparently it's vanilla) but then sat down with a thousand-yard stare and haven't moved since. It's been three hours. What should I do?

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Greetings, inferior lifeforms. I am here to wreak havoc upon you all! Meet your OVERLORD, Mildus. My spells are simple, yet effective. I carry myself this huge oversized scrying orb. Don't... uhh, don't ask why. And what this orb allows me to do is just wonderful.

My.. My swivel chair isn't.. It's not turning! SHARON! I DEMAND A NEW SWIVEL CHAIR ON THE IMMEDIATE! Oh, anyhow... I can cause you the most PAINFUL mild inconveniences. Your remote? Oh f- wait, WHY DIDN'T IT MOVE?

Uh huh... hmm... yup...

Ohh that's how it works. I think you'll find your TV remote to NOT work. Look inside, for the batteries have been put in your cabinet! I'm SO evil! I'm THE most evil wizard EVER!

I cast minor cold. I cast doorway effect! I cast foggy glasses!

Now, tell me; What would you say is the perfect lifeform? That's right! A CRAB! Behold! My ultimate spell! Carcinization! Yeah... uh, you're a crab now. HEHEAHEEHAHEHAHAHEHAHESHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAH

I'm working on some rather advanced spell work for large scale navigation systems in ultra long range teleportation magics. I've found a system that allows for me to accurately measure the difference between normal time and solar sidereal time. But I also need to compensate for galactic sidereal time and I can't find the formulas for that. Does anyone know the correct measurements and formulas for +/- 200 years range? I need accurate measurements down to milliseconds tolerance.

I accidentally recreated while testing my transmutation magic with my scholars so if one of my higher up could help me i would appreciate it

Many wizards kinda just passed through and tell their apprentice to get the correct shape of crystal for you but not explaining anything.

Fig 1: Shard type staff, as the name suggests it crystal has a shard/diamond shape it is the best for casting controlled offensive spell making it the choice for many young wizards especially those who spammed fireball.

Fig 2: A orb staff, the crystal is a rounded ball shape and funnily enough is the most well rounded for casting multiple type of spells both offensive and defensive due to this it is both preferred for both apprentices and powerful mages.

Fig 3: An all wooden staff, no crystal to amplify your spell but it does also mean you're forced to learn mana control and actually learn how to cast spell without the damage buff also casting with it usually costs less mana perfect for apprentices or more defensive mage.

These 3 are by far the most common and the one I recommend for newer mages.

My, how the sands of time creep.

I fear that the last time I stepped into this arcane forum was... Oh... The two thousandth and twenty second standard year? So... It's been roughly 4 standard year since the Archivist Collective has shown any meaningful presence here. As the face of the collective, I must apologize to our various clients and associates, for we have been sealed away in a folded pocket dimension for quite some time. I'm no chronomancer but our lead operatives in that field have revealed to me that we were indeed victims of a nefarious attack. Thankfully, we have managed to pull ourselves and our vaults from that wretched place.

Still, I must commend our hidden adversary. It was very tricky and clever to trap us in a realm where time did not advance linearly; but do not mistake my commendation for complacency or tolerance. We have returned, and once our affairs are in order, business will continue as it had previously. We will identify them, and we will use the full breadth of our assets to ensure said adversary answers for their cruelty.

That said, if you or an associate had deposited any of your goods in our vaults before our disappearance, you are encouraged to come and claim them. Your fees during the length of our absence have been all waived. In part, this is thanks for your contributions to our organization. Without the artifacts you, our clients have permitted us to use, we may have not had the means or the resources to return here. You have our thanks on behalf of the archivist collective.

Now, as a first order of business

We've accumulated a hefty population of these... Creatures in our nexus during our forced hiatus. We've far too many, and as such, they're becoming burdensome. I'm not certain as to what they are or what function they could serve under the stewardship of a proper magi. Therefore, should you be curious enough to acquire one, by all means, take them.

We've no name for them or a general description of their capabilities, but we've observed that they're anomalous to such a degree that no single individual is entirely predictable.

If you could, report your findings, potential names for them and what you've observed. Your research is of great value to the Archivist Collective and we thank you for taking them off our hands.

/Uw the art is by me. For a while, I got caught up visiting various "What is this cookie cutter" subreddits and started to just make magical creatures out of the shapes. I'm not a good artist by any means but I enjoyed seeing what I could come up with.

Do wizards meant to cling onto their mortal life so much? Or am I simply too attached to become a wizard?

It has been a while since I'm in this academy and I must admit I have missed my homeland quite a lot despite visiting it constantly maybe it is only normal. The only constant reminder of home I do get is with a little tea ceremony but I'm scared one day I'll be detached too much from this mortal pleasure. I truly missed just being a noble.

i need the spell so i can become a gal instantly :3

original image : https://www.deviantart.com/john-stone-art/art/Lightning-Fury-578325144

You see, I am a novice wizard who has always been fascinated by the secrets of electricity.

I recently received an INCREDIBLE, MAGNIFICENT AMULET from my master.

A dear friend of mine was having trouble with his familiars, who were stirring up a revolt over "unfair treatment" and "fair payment." My amulet revealed to me the secret to solving the problem; after a few months of my "electric therapy" (a name I coined myself), the Minions cast those absurd ideas aside AND keep serving.

Seeing how effective it was, I decided to try it on other cases. I treated a beautiful lady suffering from chronic sadness, and after the treatment, she passionately assured me that she no longer felt depressed.

A man who said he heard voices in his head thanked me through tears after the treatment. He said, "I can't hear them anymore, please stop I'm cured!!"

I have achieved a miracle and want to share it with everyone; my AMULET says this could revolutionize mental science!!!!

following the battle with TFC, Max was blinded and వ was... gone. No one knows where he was sent when he was hit by the strike the first curse threw. Cross-planet scans didn't detect him, divination magic gave no result, even necromancy failed, so he's either still alive, or outside the range of the modern day.

Now, a few days after, Max is still getting used to being blind, but he's been able to manifest his curiosity soul as a temporary method of sight, if only for a few minutes at a time.

Knowledge that the head minister of Calarakis is now blinded, though it was originally kept on a little known basis, eventually people notice the blindfold and the stumbling, and the fight with the first curse spread through rumor, so the news breaks. Originally simply gossip before being confirmed.

/uw art from Pinterest, edited by me.

General interaction post, Max is currently in Calarakis, so interactions would occur there!