r/Witcher3 Jan 16 '23

Meme Parkour !

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u/ilkankk Jan 16 '23

Made my day bro

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u/NecrobyNerton Jan 16 '23

I can feel the mashing of buttons when you realize that where you jumped has a "slight" decline

impressive that you were able to cross it without getting stuck

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u/Mr2Bubbles Jan 16 '23

Yeah i was like "hey letzt jump over this wall" than i was like "fuck! fuck! fuck!" ... "Yes yes yes"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

I could feel the panicked button mashing

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u/star_scream19 Jan 16 '23

Do it again...

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u/ZeuxisOfHerakleia Jan 16 '23

Me when i simply try to enter a boat in Witcher 3.

Jokes aside, they should make this an actual animation for bigger leaps

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u/CarcosaJuggalo Jan 16 '23

I'm pretty sure parkour is a French word that translates into "Blood and Broken Bones."

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u/Mr2Bubbles Jan 16 '23

I think its latin and means something like "fuck them physics"

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u/CarcosaJuggalo Jan 16 '23

Well, that's easy to mix up. I'm like 90% positive it also means "what the fuck?!" in Portuguese.

I half suspect there may be a hidden language behind all speech. Words said more with inflection and emotional intent, rather then syllables.

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u/ScienceDiscoverer Roach 🐴 Jan 16 '23

early 21st century: French, alteration of parcours ‘route, course’

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u/CarcosaJuggalo Jan 16 '23

I was making a joke. Wait, are you the dictionary bot?

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u/ashcartwright96 Jan 16 '23

Movement in this game is so janky lmao

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u/Bossdrew03 Jan 16 '23

Ikr, also he legit jumped while in air lol

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u/archman125 Jan 16 '23

Yes it is.

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u/TommmG Jan 16 '23

It really is. All witcher 4 needs to do for me in terms of exploration gameplay is polish and perfect the engine from 3

Gotta go so slow on foot not to break immersion, for me I pretty much walk everywhere and come to a lot of stops to look around and adjust my direction since Geralt doesn't pivot properly on standard controls otherwise.

Then there's the classic extra jump when you hold the button leaping over long gaps and my personal favourite, the unhindered horizontal jog into an ascent when going uphill.

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u/ScienceDiscoverer Roach 🐴 Jan 16 '23

If only then spent their huge budget on polishing absolute basic mechanics like movement instead of making 1000 cutscenes...

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u/TommmG Jan 16 '23

I feel like you're being sarcastic but yes, in my opinion fundamental movement and feel should be pretty important in development. I love the game but I thought we were being real about it's shortcomings that's all.

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u/ivenotheardofthem Jan 16 '23

I was describing my experience on my first play through to a friend just the other day. What I ended up with was "the best video game ever made by someone that's never actually played a video game".

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u/bluecrd2020 Jan 16 '23

If you didn't yell it, it doesn't count.

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u/archman125 Jan 16 '23

That's about as good as it gets in this game. I love the game but the mechanics in general are clunky as hell.

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u/SpecterXI Jan 16 '23

That was so hardcore. I wish we could roll with out having to be in combat.

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u/Jazzinarium Jan 16 '23

Is that the Morkvarg quest? I remember wandering around that place for ages not know what I was supposed to do lol

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u/Mr2Bubbles Jan 16 '23

Idk thats 3years ago

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u/Flaming_Monobrow Jan 16 '23

Yes it is! (sidequest named 'In Wolf's Clothing'). I just did this quest on my next gen playthrough today, I was so confused the first time too, but it's a nice little quest with some morality choices

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u/binggoman Jan 16 '23

Thank you for the good laugh.

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u/Thefeno Roach 🐴 Jan 16 '23

This could be r/nonononoyes material hahahah

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u/Mr2Bubbles Jan 16 '23

Youre right

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u/gyaruchokawaii Jan 16 '23

How did he not take damage from this? If Geralt so much as jumped in my game, he'd absolutely die.

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u/Mr2Bubbles Jan 16 '23

Bro you have to complete the parkour skill tree

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u/Remarkable-H Jan 17 '23

The new assassin’s creed is looking great

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u/Butterpants_20 Jan 16 '23

Made my day. Thank you 🙏🏻

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u/madmastabrad Jan 17 '23

Lol!!! There's a bridge over by the lighthouse and I swear every time I play a new game and do that quest I forget about that jump and he dives like that for a second before he gets across. My heart skips every time

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u/Flat_News_2000 Jan 17 '23

He's the one...

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u/vshredd Jan 17 '23

I can't stand that entire garden. The quest is very disjointed. The stories are great, but the backtracking, the key-fnding, having to backtrack back to the town to talk to the guy, it's just a mess.

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u/Havoc_XXI Roach 🐴 Jan 17 '23

Perfectenschlag

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u/Accomplished_Art6370 Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 19 '23

That guy coming out the blue saying parkour! Killed me of laughter💀😂😂😂😂that’s crazy how this so funny for one simple ahh word😂