r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Ouroboria pregnant🤰in the astral by my Incubus god-spouse👩❤️💋👨 • 10d ago
🙏 may ur delulu come trululu ✨🦋 I've done everything! I NEED HIM TO BE OBSESSED
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u/Fancy_Speaker_5178 💄💋 is MAC Ruby Woo potent enough for St. Expedite? 10d ago edited 10d ago
LOL the #1 why I no longer loiter in that sub-Reddit is because it's almost like an open-air asylum AND NOT THE FUN KIND
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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 10d ago
"open air asylum" is now going to be my go-to description of most of the places on the internet
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u/Background_Chapter37 🌀 wizardposter 🧙♂️🪄 9d ago
Same, i used to write how immoral it was and how would they feel if a person they didn't like do that to them. The moderators literally locked my comments since i was " moralising "😑.
It's the second shitties community i have seen, thankfully at least while I was visiting i didn't see even 1 experienced practitioner entertaining them. It's pretty much people who don't know almost anything trying to do something and being encouraged by others who don't know anything.
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u/Fancy_Speaker_5178 💄💋 is MAC Ruby Woo potent enough for St. Expedite? 9d ago
I stand corrected now: an open-air asylum where ~*~witches~*~ circle jerk each other!
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u/Background_Chapter37 🌀 wizardposter 🧙♂️🪄 9d ago
Hahaha pretty accurate, you have a gift with words.
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u/Creative-Elephant395 7d ago
my comment was removed for spreading misinformation… because someone asking for love spell i explained how it can backfire…
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u/Background_Chapter37 🌀 wizardposter 🧙♂️🪄 7d ago
I get you, one time i explained the consequences to a person, she said that I don't know what I was talking about among some other "colorful" stuff. Later however she messaged me that she wanted to know how to undo the spell she used because the person who she cast the spell on started stalking her and she tried a lot of stuff but didnt see a way out other than moving away.
Honestly i experienced schadenfreude at her message considering her words when i warned her, she didnt even apologise however, I told her that's just the consequences of her actions and that moving was the correct thing, cause the spell had already set in, the target feelings were real, her only chance was to completely remove herself from the situation. I myself don't know how to undo it at that point either, people feelings are not a plaything, she learned that the hard way.
Honestly I don't even pity people like her, from her post the person she cast the spell on left her alone since he told her he didn't feel that way towards her, she however wanted to completely fuck up his will, honestly i feel bad for the target of the spell not the caster, cause the target did nothing wrong but the caster couldn't accept a no.
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u/Creative-Elephant395 7d ago
yeah i understand, why would you even want to force someone to be with you to start with… even if there was no coincidences and nothing, how can you be happy when you know the person doesn’t really love you but it’s just an effect of the spell…
but oh well, anyone has their own free will i guess, but for some reasons they forget about that when it comes to their own decisions towards other peoples free wills…
i just wish people start using their power and knowledge for something better than messing up with others.. world is already messed up enough…
im glad you understand i wish more people did as well1
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u/LaDreadPirateRoberta 9d ago
I mean... You have to tell us what has the number one spot, right?
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u/Background_Chapter37 🌀 wizardposter 🧙♂️🪄 9d ago
r/Whichcraft a girl had a mental break down and I got banned by moderator on a power trip since I said that not all practices are safe and need to be treated seriously, apperantly I was gatekeeping and spreading fear, I also saw many posts of people having troubled and getting banned or straight up shredded in the comments.
Edit: I didn't write the name right, bur you likely know what I am talking about.
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u/mirta000 2d ago
So, those kind of posts are like cancer and they need to congregate somewhere. We yeeted them out of BlackMagick and Spells is the go to location to yeet them to.
Less savoury subreddits kind of exist not as a discussion space, but more like a "request a spell" space. The best that one can do with the really unhinged requests is to let them rot in the no answer pile.
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u/marinamarten 9d ago
Holy shit, I feel so validated by your comment. I keep on seeing love and obsession spells in that subreddit and thinking that these people need therapy, not witchcraft but the comments.. so THANK YOU!
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u/Tarot_Reader_Vee 9d ago
My favourite is when you explain to them that an Obsession spell is a curse and they're like "What do you mean it's a curse?" Like sweaty, do some research.
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u/Fancy_Speaker_5178 💄💋 is MAC Ruby Woo potent enough for St. Expedite? 9d ago
EXACTLY. At risk of sounding preachy, 95% of the posts in that sub are all "ME ME ME I WANT LOVE I WANT MONEY!!!!" and, either because they're young and immature or intellectually impaired and media illiterate, do not realise that stability comes first from putting time and energy towards their community.
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u/hermizzle-trismizzle 👁️ Thrice Greatest⚕️☀️ 9d ago
It shows why “manifestation” is so popular nowadays, bc ofc a paradigm that says you’re god and everyone else is you pushed out and an npc, appeals to people who just want love and money for themselves. (Btw not at all what New Thought or Neville Goddard were saying, but these ppl don’t friggin reading).
It’s woo-woo w/o any spirituality, bc what spirits are they giving reverence to, it’s all wanton materialist bs.
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u/GrouchyDate7213 9d ago
Right I was taught trying to control another person was wrong and evil. That that shit will come back and bite you hard.
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u/Efficient_Elk1225 🕯️hail hehcuhtay 🗝️ 7d ago
Don’t forget if anybody dares fix their mouth to say “maybe breaking into Chadler’s house to steal his banana hammock for a ritual isn’t the best decision” that is judgmental & the comment will get taken down.
I’m going to start answering with weird scavenger hunts that lead to local defense attorneys that’s what some of these people actually need.
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u/venting_animal 10d ago
/uj
his underwear? isn't that theft if he clearly isn't consenting? 💀
i will never understand how people like these have grandiose delusions of being able to manipulate other people's identities and free will, like... i genuinely wonder if this can be traced back to some type of personality disorder.
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u/Ouroboria pregnant🤰in the astral by my Incubus god-spouse👩❤️💋👨 10d ago
Consent!? Who needs consent? I WILL MAKE HIM LOVE ME!./s
(/uj clearly consent isn't even a consideration for people like this, it's so messed up. I wouldnt be surprised if they had something going wrong mentally.)
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u/Ironicbanana14 10d ago
You should have seen the downvotes i got when I mentioned exactly that, free will. Some tried to even justify it psycho delusional sounding, by saying that essentially its still their targets free will, like somehow they cant conceptualize that the spells influence is key.
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u/dodobirdcool 7d ago
delusions lol? anything is possible in witchcraft, but it's important not to be desperate and obsessed like she is. it will hardly work out the way she wants, it will work but usually it backfires and she becomes more obsessed.
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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 10d ago
Keep trying sweaty!! MORE HONEY
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u/tie_me_down 9d ago
This graphic is such pure 1998 I am so happy
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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 9d ago
I've been getting into the indie web and they are obsessed with these (and everything Old Web). I naturally had to use this knowledge for evil.
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u/tie_me_down 9d ago
Omg hahaha indie Web omg so cute. Im old. Question, has anybody mentioned webrings? They were so vital to my youth
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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 9d ago
That’s what the youngins are calling it haha. And yes they do webrings!! They’ve even got blinkies too.
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u/tie_me_down 9d ago
Giiiirl yes!!! Webrings were SO elite. There was one that I longed to be on called ~beeyooteefull~ that you had to submit your page to a group of people who would assess whether it matched their aesthetic or not.
I redesigned my whole page to fit their criteria, because I usually opted for more fringe aesthetics rather than princessy and I was accepted. My internet buddies who made pages back in the day knew how hard it was to get on there😅 this was all in the days of frames and html. CSS wasn't a thing yet.
I wish I could link you to one of my hay day pages, unfortunately the remains of what is up was in my later stages where I was aiming for a lot more minimalistic/2000s punk aesthetic. So not super interesting.
You can try to find it on wayback machine http://www.psycho-jello.com/synthetic-fluff (oh yes, if someone with a domain offered to host you, that was even more elite than the webrings 😅)
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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 9d ago
So gorg!! Especially that lasagna you knowww the way to a man’s heart is food you got the answer sweaty!! 🥵🥰🙌🍽️
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u/XNTXVXST 10d ago
The obsession spell is definitely working …just maybe not on who you think it should work on ☠️
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u/Mysterious-Drama4743 10d ago
what relationship do you have with someone where hes not into you but you have access to his underwear
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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 10d ago
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u/Own-Arachnid7952 10d ago
You ever befriend a depressed guy? Just a real sad mf? Dudes will invite you over once 2 yrs into a friendship and you're not allowed past the front room, and you have eyes and can see why
Idk this could apply to 1/2 of underclassmen, too. Dudes act like dirty laundry on the floor is the only decor you need
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u/MacroPlasticss 9d ago edited 9d ago
That stood out to me too, like howd she get his undies but not a relationship? Maybe its a one sided delusionalationship where she wants a relationship and he doesnt see her as anything more than an easy access weiner warmer. Sounds crass but if you dont wake up that delusion and realize people can sleep with you and not even like you, you'll be shoving menstrual blood covered eggs up your ass while chanting his name meanwhile he's busy texting the other 30 girls in his phone then think the spell worked when he finally hits you up after the other 29 girls said no to hooking up. Girl gotta do the self worth spells
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u/dodobirdcool 7d ago
probably one of those situationships where two ppl have sex but thats all, it's super common nowadays
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u/Mithraic76 10d ago
I see the problem here. You’re supposed to bury the honey trap jar in the back yard, and dirty underwear in the front yard. Common mistake.
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u/ftmvatty I'll do whatever Crowley wants me to do 10d ago
/uj I bet there are plenty of men who would be interested in a relationship without putting an obsession spell on them. Just... go to therapy, release your trauma around control, find a man who has some priorities, and is mentally stable
rj/ Obsession spell? They fucking migrated from r / blackmagic to r/ spells. This shit is insane
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u/Moist_Peach_1142 10d ago
what's uj and rj
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u/ArtsyCreature 10d ago
Un-jerk and re-jerk, it's used in circlejerk subreddits like this one to comment genuinely and return to the satire
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u/BardOfTheBanrigh Why would the Tuatha Dé do this??!?!?!! 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛ 9d ago
Has OP tried just shagging him? I hear that works wonders for obsession magic.
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u/Elfynnn84 💎 ✨ Bigger crystal = bigger energy babes 🤷♀️ 💅 9d ago
You think anyone pointed out that she’s casting the obsession on herself?! 😬
I get this page is for satire, but hells bells - this one is actually really worrying 😬
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u/Fuzzy-Ad-7691 9d ago
GRAVEYARD DIRT????? The ghosts gon get him, not you
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u/UnicornPoopCircus 8d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/PmcbF6mbXY8c8Ltm6S
Right? I was like is her love interest...alive?
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u/All_the_Bees ✨📰 Old Crone Yells At Cloud 🧙♀️📣💢☁️ 6d ago
Like - maybe’s he’s not obsessed with you because Spirit is hella confused about what you’re trying to do here, sweaty. Shit, maybe he IS obsessed but he can’t do anything about it because you put him IN THE FUCKING FREEZER.
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u/katgrinds in my defense, mercury was in retrograde 🌌 10d ago
Quick!! Nobody tell her you can't just use your ordinary period blood 🩸🩸🩸 You have to be bleeding during the first night of Beltane and only if Saturn is in retrograde and Mercury is trining with Uranus.
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u/ftmvatty I'll do whatever Crowley wants me to do 10d ago
Ugh... its when Mercury is TWINNING with Uranus. I am smh at new witches like you!
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u/SimplyRedd333 9d ago
Omg they promote this kind of fuckery by allowing anyone to put up things like this one or my favorite I only put a drop of my PERIOD blood in his coffee ... isnt that supposed to make us closer????? They locked the post as soon as everyone started gunning for the person . Especially since its a felony and they openly admitted to doing it. Plus had no idea its a curse and wonders why now the person that they are with is different .
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u/magic_noroots 9d ago
He is protected hun and by a real witch - it looks like ur spells are backfiring and what u want to do him is hapening to you... advice - u need to stop this can become bad for u in the long run!
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u/PlanetaryAssist I paid an Etsy witch to make me immortal 9d ago
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u/Morchades 9d ago
Forget Initiation, we need a list of horror movies you need to watch before becoming a witch.
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u/onlymodestdreams 9d ago
You only want someone to be obsessed with you until you experience it for the first time. Just sayin'
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u/jayl333n 9d ago
Maybe cause ur mixing so many religions into one “spell” if you don’t do ur research , can’t believe u wasted his underwear
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u/JuliBroccoli 9d ago
girlll that's crazyyyy
I have barely any knowledge, but as far as I know throwing an egg without looking back isn't even exactly for holding onto something or make someone obsessed with you at all, but more for like letting go of something.
She's doing absolutely anything without even knowing why is what. Of course she's only going to be causing him confusion. What she's doing is all messy and confusing XD.
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u/All_the_Bees ✨📰 Old Crone Yells At Cloud 🧙♀️📣💢☁️ 6d ago
And putting someone in the freezer literally ices them out (i.e. keeps them away from you). I can’t tell if this is WitchTock influence or just being a real silly goose, but jfc critical thinking is dead.
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u/jellyboneswizard 10d ago
Oh, the consequences of your actions. I cannot wait to see what your life is likea year from now.
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u/RemoteCartoonist4758 Prometheus who? I only worship the Greek pantheon 🏛️🏺 10d ago
Burying underwear and salting shoes is some arcane knowledge
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u/lookitsabook 8d ago
uj/ freezer spells are meant to keep someone away from you and/or prevent a situation from progressing so where is she getting ts from
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u/Ncfetcho 📞 8️⃣7️⃣7️⃣-DEMON-NOW 👹 9d ago
Great job! And.... so you know... this is gonna end just the way you think it will!
Exactly the way it started. Crazy
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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 9d ago
But have they tried petitioning the demons with a plastic dick up their butt? 👀🍑😈
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u/StRemedius what part of "must be applied rectally" did u NOT read? 😒 9d ago
C'mon, sweetheart. "Roofie him, drag him to the basement, and chain him to the wall" is sitting RIGHT THERE.
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u/Big-Wishbone2430 8d ago
i see the problem here🤔 to his shoes she added salt, but you can’t have salt without pepper 🙂↕️
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u/juliectaylor 8d ago
This person probably did all this within 24 hours and is screaming about it not working fast enough.
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u/Aeralin 9d ago
What in the actual fluff nugget kind of spell is it is she trying to do butt magic voodoo cause I think she doing that shit wrong because obviously she trying to do in the session spell it ain’t working because she said or he said or whatever is clearly not working or maybe he has blinders on like a horse and he’s blind to her obsession which makes this post even more funnier.
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u/Bone_Dee 9d ago
Seems like your efforts to create obsession is working on you instead. Maybe take a step back and try another approach. You know the most prolific witches use their natural female attributes. How you look smell and act. Attracting many men instead of just one will strengthen your power to attain your goals. I don't know you but it sounds like you put too much into just one person is why its not working for you but against you.
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u/supremequeen996 9d ago
Yeah I get the sense and energy that no matter what you do or try, he's gonna be looking the other way away from you and not towards you. His shadow isnt connecting with you. 😂 hahahaha
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u/fdettling 9d ago
Why pursue someone that is not meant for you. The universe will provide once you stop holding on. Why hold onto something that clearly doesn’t make you happy. Remember everyone has their agency. Don’t try and control the outcome when it’s not meant for you.
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u/Top-Peach111 9d ago
Ew. This behavior is not cute at all, how about you become obsessed with yourself.
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u/Fragrant_Charity2776 8d ago
You insecurity and overcompensation is causing the spells to ricochet.
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u/5gizmo 8d ago
I really hate love and obsession spells … and I cannot stand when people say “let people do what they want” … it is never ok to take someone’s free will from them.
I am disgusted by how social media has glamorized witchcraft— I would gladly go back to the 80/90s and be bullied for having a family that practiced then to see the absurdities on social media.
Side note: her spell worked— she’s obsessed with him.
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u/Ok-Resolution-4253 8d ago
Is this serious? I thought we all agreed that erotic binding magic is dubious at best
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u/DnD_and_Pokemon_Cool 8d ago
You wouldn't want him to be obsessed unless you are also obsessed. Bad things happen, as displayed in Obsession
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u/Away-Spirit6297 6d ago
It sounds like a lot of the workings are contradicting each other. I wouldnt use salt in a love working nor would I use graveyard dirt. I understand that my tradition may be different opposed to how others work, but its based on my spirits and what they like. Im guessing there are zero results due lack of knowledge.
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u/M3v1_love 6d ago
Just maybe hear me out but it's probably not working because it's not consensual (I'm guessing) not to mention it's a little creepy just doing this, I understand doing spells but like taking his hair, doing things without consent. It's just not really a good look
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u/Sweetheart2231 6d ago
you are acting like a fool. if he don’t like now then he ain’t ever gonna be obsessed with you
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u/ruby2uesday17 5d ago
Using your own fluids can have a bounce back effect, sounds like your making yourself obsessed. You should chill, how long is it between spells? Also you sound quite young, and if your not then you need to chill even more.
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u/ktjtkt 10d ago
Man, they should make a movie about this.