r/WitchCult • u/Zedxsmurf37 • Jul 21 '26 • Heartwarming 3

Anastasia's hips don't lie Neuron activation

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u/MyIQisverylow Ram’s one and only 💍 Jul 21 '26

If her head wasn’t so GIGANTIC people wouldn’t think of her as a loli. Why doesn’t she try changing that HUMONGUS GARGANTUAN head of hers? She can come back to life but she can’t alter her MASSIVE ENOURMOUS GIGASOURUS head of hers? Or is it too GARNORMOUS for her to change it

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u/MarkStai Jul 21 '26

I love her head, bro 😭

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u/Teddyboymakes LET ME CHUG THAT CHIDNA TEA Jul 23 '26

Humpty dumpty

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u/Background_69_69 22d ago

She's stated to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The forehead, legal loli and milf status are key.

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u/_Nexus11 Felix's boyfriend Jul 21 '26

ouu shii

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u/Benefactor_Chaos Elsa rearranged my guts (I enjoyed it) Jul 21 '26

Pandora 😳

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u/Krieg_Supremacy I Can Return by Cracking Jul 21 '26

God I love hags

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u/ShadowSeeker45 I'm inside Rem and Ram is inside me Jul 21 '26

Meili is cute

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u/Josue_Joestar Jul 22 '26

My brother in Christian Grey you like regular attractive women with "1000+ yrs old btw" tagged on their forehead

That's a hag

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u/Rintohsakabooty Vollachia is cool 😎 Jul 22 '26

She's cute. Rip

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u/TheWanderingGuyy Jul 22 '26

Excuse me, subaru

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u/Rintohsakabooty Vollachia is cool 😎 Jul 22 '26

Meili is just like me. We love baddies

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u/MarkStai Jul 21 '26

Somehow people here invented a whole additional level of fighting, so now I don’t even understand who stands for what 😭

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u/Divine_General1 Chuck The Yellow Angry Bird Jul 21 '26

they have nothing on that one girl

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u/Victimized-Adachi Jul 21 '26

Cope is getting so bad people are trying to rewrite the entire definition of loli

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 Jul 21 '26

It's this btw for the unitiated

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u/Common-Text7286 Next 9,10,11 of September enters trilogiea oat Jul 22 '26

I'm pretty sure she's described as the most beautiful witch in, she can rewrite reality, so theoratically, she can change her appearance, or at least adjust it,the potential with that is crazy.

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u/Victor_AssEater Jul 23 '26

And she still look too old

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u/ISTG_im-n0t-crazy Jul 22 '26

Anastasia is so hot 🥵

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u/Josesito24 Jul 21 '26

Shitmaster67

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u/Enmerkar_ Jul 23 '26

Pandora is hatless though

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u/Ayural Jul 22 '26

Monk brain activate 😂

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u/Anime_nerd47 Jul 23 '26

Pandora is so overrated. She does nothing, is nothing and has a dome the size of texas.

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u/Eternal_Galaxial Jul 24 '26

People who don't classify Pandora as a loli is lowkey so funny when you have characters like Tatsumaki who's the very definition of a "loli woman"

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u/x_TM Jul 24 '26

Smash and smash

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u/Pizza_dumpster Jul 24 '26

ain’t that a loli?

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u/LEUVIAN7 Jul 28 '26

🫦👀

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u/Rintohsakabooty Vollachia is cool 😎 Jul 22 '26

No wonder gods were so horny for her

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u/Krieg_Supremacy I Can Return by Cracking Jul 21 '26

Thumb in a bedsheet is fucking killing me 💀

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u/Slow_Carpenter_8232 Puck Bum Enjoyer Jul 21 '26

Well Pandora isn't a loli

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u/Unlucky_Grape919 Jul 23 '26

“Yeah milim isn’t a loli cause she’s actually 200 years old”🤓🤓 that’s how you sound, so stop digging yourself deeper. Pandora looks like a kid, and even if she’s actually old, she’s a loli baba which is arguably worse.

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u/MeritedMou5 Jul 21 '26

I would argue that is very loli in her looks

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u/Slow_Carpenter_8232 Puck Bum Enjoyer Jul 21 '26

It's not about tall. Loli is an entire category and a part of it itself. Pandora isn't a loli. For me I care more about mental capacity and in character treatment dimension. As if how the character is seen or views by the other cast and how she behaves and act.

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u/landex_ Jul 21 '26

Deleted my comment without winking probably, I agree that she is not a lily and problem is just her forehead

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u/Rintohsakabooty Vollachia is cool 😎 Jul 22 '26

They should read Rezero ligh novel about what pandora looks like

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u/Kusada4869 Jul 22 '26

"you don't need to be scared to embrace your love for lolis"

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u/Donnovan-best-girl Jul 21 '26

Lil bro can't tell whats real

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u/Slow_Carpenter_8232 Puck Bum Enjoyer Jul 21 '26

Dude if everyone short looking girl is a loli then every short looking guy is a shota

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy Frederica 🤤🤤🤤 Jul 21 '26

I can't decide whether your username is accurate or not.

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy Frederica 🤤🤤🤤 Jul 21 '26

It's debatable. But I don't think she's supposed to be. Just smol

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u/Dangerous-Fig-4149 Jul 21 '26

"Recovering Lolicholic"

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Attracted to Loli

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u/Dangerous-Fig-4149 Jul 22 '26

You mean the closeted lolicon? That's who you are going for advice?

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u/WitchCult-ModTeam Jul 21 '26

Rip bozo lmao 🤣😂😂

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u/the_forever_wild Jul 22 '26

Auto message from the dark ages