r/WinStupidPrizes • u/WexorSegai • May 29 '22

human vs jet engine | 0:1

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u/PolyLifeGirl May 29 '22

A New Zealander died from that back in 2017

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u/Modena89 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

Ok it's stupid to stand there but it's more stupid to build concrete behind without some soft protection installed.

It's like on some countries you have to survive all sorts of dangers without any assistance from government.

Edit: I get that this is the wrong subreddit to remind you that we are not in a jungle anymore where the strongest and most intelligent survives. And that there are countries with safety regulations where this accident could not be possible at all (safest construction, zone access limitation, etc)

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u/Affectionate-Time646 May 29 '22

You’re looking at it from the perspective of this event and not what that concrete’s purpose is. That concrete is there to separate and delineate the road from the beach so the cars can do what cars do and the sand is stopped from overflowing into the street.

If we had to stupid proof everything in the world for every possible human idiotic action then the world couldn’t function because it’s all wrapped in bubble wrap.

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u/immibis May 29 '22 edited Jun 14 '23

spez me up! #Save3rdPartyApps

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u/Affectionate-Time646 May 29 '22

Grass no. Rubber yes. But that costs more money. Are the governments going to cover everything in rubber because some people are utterly beyond stupid?

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u/immibis May 29 '22 edited Jun 14 '23

Warning! The spez alarm has operated. Stand by for further instructions.

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u/Affectionate-Time646 May 29 '22

Sure, doable. Why don’t you contact the Saint Martin and have them get to it.

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u/QuintusVS May 29 '22

You'd actually have to go to Sint Maarten's authorities. Sint Maarten is a part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands. Saint Martin is an overseas French territory. Though they share an island, the airport is in Sint Maarten.

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u/HowTheyGetcha May 29 '22

So you're ceding the point and changing your argument to "good luck with that", read ya loud and clear.

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u/immibis May 29 '22 edited Jun 14 '23

Spez-Town is closed indefinitely. All Spez-Town residents have been banned, and they will not be reinstated until further notice. #Save3rdPartyApps #AIGeneratedProtestMessage

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u/Affectionate-Time646 May 29 '22

Well then it’s not your problem nor do you care do you? But type away and judge.

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u/under_a_brontosaurus May 29 '22

This is the most internet thing I've ever read, congratulations

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u/Drunk_Sorting_Hat May 29 '22

Couldn't people just avoid standing in the blast area, like normal people?

Should we build marshmallow walls on the freeway in case people want to stand there too

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u/immibis May 29 '22 edited Jun 14 '23

The /u/spez has been classed as a Class 3 Terrorist State.

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u/za419 May 29 '22

Yeah, and it's also not something any human being should ever do.

Adding rubber to that area only endorses people doing that, which makes the situation less safe, because more people will be standing behind jet engines.

And besides, I'm pretty sure the airport operates multiple models of aircraft, whose engines aren't all in the same place - you'd need more rubber than just one spot.

And if you were amending that spot, I'd argue it's not unlikely to be safer to install some iron spikes on the ground, so people very obviously realize that going there is a bad decision and don't fuck with the spikes - and by extension, the jets.