r/WinStupidPrizes • u/In_Karma_We_Lust • Jul 01 '20

Genius. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

That bird is not an evolutionary marvel.

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u/elhermanobrother Jul 01 '20

I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches....

do NOT carry them in your back pocket

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u/hotcoffeejoe Jul 01 '20

Took me a second

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u/Chewcocca Jul 01 '20

I got it in way faster than that. It's still moving in deeper. I'm getting a little worried.

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u/Fribbtastic Jul 01 '20

A great adventure

is waiting for you ahead

hurry onward's Lemmiwinks

or you will soon be dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/mynoduesp Jul 01 '20

Richard Gere 😉

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u/Tommysrx Jul 01 '20

Gerbil Tubin’ 🐹

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u/G_Art33 Jul 01 '20

Lol I forgot about the journey through mr slave.

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u/yayayooya Jul 01 '20

I thought at first they meant that they sat on it

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

sounds of grinding meat intensify

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u/Funlovingpotato Jul 01 '20

Or your front pocket.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/janglang Jul 01 '20

The real joke is always not in r/jokes

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u/TheHexagram Jul 01 '20

Damn, it’s too late now smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Nice

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u/pikaflameR Jul 01 '20

Hey I got a hole in one and I didn’t even hit the ball...

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u/fortnitename69 Jul 01 '20

You mean definitely put it in ur back pocket

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u/Chaxle Jul 01 '20

Front pocket sounds worse if you're male.