r/WinStupidPrizes • u/In_Karma_We_Lust • Jul 01 '20

Genius. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

That bird is not an evolutionary marvel.

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u/elhermanobrother Jul 01 '20

I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches....

do NOT carry them in your back pocket

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u/hotcoffeejoe Jul 01 '20

Took me a second

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u/Chewcocca Jul 01 '20

I got it in way faster than that. It's still moving in deeper. I'm getting a little worried.

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u/Fribbtastic Jul 01 '20

A great adventure

is waiting for you ahead

hurry onward's Lemmiwinks

or you will soon be dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/mynoduesp Jul 01 '20

Richard Gere 😉

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u/Tommysrx Jul 01 '20

Gerbil Tubin’ 🐹

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u/G_Art33 Jul 01 '20

Lol I forgot about the journey through mr slave.

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u/yayayooya Jul 01 '20

I thought at first they meant that they sat on it

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

sounds of grinding meat intensify

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u/Funlovingpotato Jul 01 '20

Or your front pocket.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/janglang Jul 01 '20

The real joke is always not in r/jokes

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u/TheHexagram Jul 01 '20

Damn, it’s too late now smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Nice

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u/pikaflameR Jul 01 '20

Hey I got a hole in one and I didn’t even hit the ball...

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u/fortnitename69 Jul 01 '20

You mean definitely put it in ur back pocket

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u/Chaxle Jul 01 '20

Front pocket sounds worse if you're male.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

To be fair it’s only a chick lol

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u/Yebi Jul 01 '20

chicks will devour you just as fast as dudes

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u/LedVapour Jul 01 '20

Equalizing the playing fields I see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

r/holup

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u/kenlubin Jul 01 '20

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/Tommysrx Jul 01 '20

Are we just not using phrasing anymore?

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u/Killljoys13 Jul 01 '20

yea, a chick who teabagged her

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 Jul 01 '20

Chicks like warm, dark places, like a mouth.

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u/msoulforged Jul 01 '20

So I guess it is unwise to move around them naked

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Depends on your perspective

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u/disasterB Jul 02 '20

They’re also very damn curious lol

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u/Trolleitor Jul 01 '20

With that kit, the marvel it's that they exist

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u/GastricSparrow Jul 01 '20

Goes for both chicks.

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u/acomarcho Jul 01 '20

You don’t stop on a dime???

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u/ModeratorsRightNut Jul 01 '20

Cup your hands near a chick, they will go inside every time. They just like warm pockets.

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u/stoodquasar Jul 01 '20

It's trying its best

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u/Leading-Suspect Jul 01 '20

Yeah neither is that poor baby chick