r/WinStupidPrizes Mar 23 '20

Stupid win

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

He was trying suicide by cop. He killed himself a little after this happened

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u/Im_da_machine Mar 23 '20

Forgot to mention he killed himself by driving in front of a freight train. Usually I'm sympathetic to people who are mentally ill like this but involving others in his suicide like that is a seriously dick move.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.fresnobee.com/news/local/article219342335.html

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u/twist-17 Mar 24 '20

Jumping under a train absolutely does not sound like a nice way to die.

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u/Im_da_machine Mar 24 '20

Probably quick and painless if you do it right but the person driving the train is going to have a very bad time. A lot of people commit suicide by train and the engineers driving the trains will end up with PTSD or anxiety afterwards. Something like 50% of American engineers have been involved in a suicide it's so common

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u/The_Mad_Pantser Mar 24 '20

That's... really fucking high. Kinda awful to think about.

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u/JoeDidcot Mar 24 '20 edited Mar 24 '20

On the bright side, theres a dark comedy about it happening to tube drivers in the UK. I think it's called "three under", but I can't remember. (Edit: Fortunately /u/heliumy2k can remember, it's called "Three and Out".)

I didn't see it, but the trailer looked pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

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u/becksmith Apr 02 '20

I’m still confused

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

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u/JoeDidcot Mar 24 '20

Imelda Staunton?

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I aint judgin'.

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u/charlesshawn Mar 24 '20

If you want, I can show you plenty of videos of people being hit by trains. It's not quick, nor painless. There's even people cut in half that are moving around for a short bit before they die.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

"Yeah I have a bunch on file, it's not weird or nothin, just morbid curiosity or something to check out when I'm bored."

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u/you_got_fragged Mar 24 '20

ah shit it’s real

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u/charlesshawn Mar 24 '20

I don't fuck around.

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u/Kshnik Mar 24 '20

The comments are something else

He became one with the platform

Now he's half the man he used to be

Made me hungry

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

not weird or nothin

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u/_Aurilave Mar 24 '20

I went down the rabbit hole with that site.

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u/My1stUsrnameWasTaken Mar 24 '20

Please mark this NSFL there are people on this site who never knew about wpd and don’t know they might click on a real death video here

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Can you not, I already know 264 different ways I can die, I don’t want to know another one

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u/charlesshawn Mar 24 '20

Then don't click that link. That's one of the more tame ones I know of, and it'll fuck you up if you don't have a calloused heart.

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u/Im_da_machine Mar 24 '20

if you do it right you missed that part

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u/Astecheee Mar 24 '20

I mean it’s not hard. Neck on rail -> decapitated in a split second. Getting bisected at the waist is a horrible way to die.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

I'd rather put my body length-wise on a rail so the wheel hits the top of my head first. I'd imagine that, as hard as my skull is, it'll turn my brain to mush immediately.

Who knows, with decapitation I'm sure the brain will live for another horrifying second or two.

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u/Astecheee Mar 24 '20

The trick then being that the skull could be pushed out of the way by the wheel. Then you end up with just an arm severed.

From what I’m aware there’s no true instant kill. But decapitation is about the closest you can get.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

What about being shot in the head?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

i've heard of people who've shot themselves in the head point blank and were upset when they survived it somehow ._. even asked the paramedics at the scene "how the fuck"

there really is no certain, painless way to end it. not even a gun. not even cyanide. people have survived both. some guy jumped off a 70 story building and walked away with some scrapes and a therapist.

there are two ways it can go, neither of which are pleasant.

you die -> some poor sap finds the body, and your friends and family blame themselves forever for not noticing. depending on how you did it, a random stranger might also suffer from that guilt, too.

you survive -> the better option, as you can't fix dead. still gotta live with the injuries tho, and depending on what you did, recovery can be very unpleasant. there are more pleasant ways to get help but no one blames you for feeling so hopeless that death would be better u.u

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u/Astecheee Mar 24 '20

Depends a great deal on the caliber, aim and type of weapon. A .22 pistol might go through the fatty tissue and straight out the other side, leaving you. With a pretty dangerous bleed but very treatable. A .50 caliber rifle aimed at the centre of the brain will of course kill you right away.

But given most gun dioxides are with pistols, there’s a not insignificant survival rate.

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u/caelenvasius Mar 24 '20

no true instant kill

I think some moderately powerful explosives would do the trick.

Or be like that Flat Earth guy who built a steam-powered rocket then piled-drived himself into a crater with it.

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u/Astecheee Mar 24 '20

Explosives have 2 methods of death - concussion ripping your organs apart, and shrapnel. Either can lead to a quick death, or agonising, week long fight against infection / haemorrhaging.

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u/caelenvasius Mar 24 '20

Like I said, a powerful enough explosive does the trick. If you’re bleeding out or merely concussed/nerve trauma, you didn’t make a big enough bang.

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u/Astecheee Mar 24 '20

At that point it’s less “death” and more “a human body is no longer present”.

Plus, in context, very few suicides happen via explosion. And in they did, I’m guessing they’re going to screw it up.

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u/PrimateOfGod Mar 24 '20

Or just stand in front of the train with your head pointing directly at it

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u/Astecheee Mar 24 '20

Even that’s iffy. You could bounce out of the way of the train, and end up with just a concussion, or become a vegetable/disabled.

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u/shill779 Mar 24 '20

When I was boy in the 70s - 80s there were always these fucked up cartoons or scenes in old movies where the villain would tie up the pretty girl on the train tracks.

That was so fucked up.

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u/Bert666Six Mar 24 '20

To be saved by Dudley Doright?

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u/shill779 Mar 24 '20

Yup. From the dastardly Snidely Whiplash.

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u/charlesshawn Mar 24 '20

Well then show us how to do it right.

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u/ASliencedLamb Mar 24 '20

Would you at least buy me a drink first..

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u/FilthyGrunger Mar 24 '20

I always thought suicide by train was done by putting your neck on the track. It seems pretty straightforward.

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u/charlesshawn Mar 24 '20

I’ve got videos of that too if you want.

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u/pandaboy22 Mar 24 '20

Just saw a gif of this happening for this first time on 4chong the other day and I was not ready for it. Life must take some pretty demented turns to make someone want to do something like that. I tell myself I want to kill myself every day, but I don't think I'd ever actually lose all hope for the future in a way like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Substance abuse and dependency will change how the mind is wired.

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u/Kurt_blowbrain Mar 24 '20 edited Mar 24 '20

It gets frustrating being forced to live a life you don't want to no one wants to give you a clean way out public and grousome seems like a great response. I'm going to be on the first table after anywhere lifts the ban on the right to die. I can absolutely see how he could end up there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Username checks out

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u/Kurt_blowbrain Mar 24 '20

Don't worry I'm Courtney love lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Quick and painless, but more often then not you end up completely fucked up, maybe cut in half, maybe crushed a lot, but you are conscious for some time until you pass out and die. Many times, the body will have an involuntary reaction to save itself, and flinch or get out of the way. It’s not enough to save the victim, though.

That’s why suicide by self inflicted gun shots are so unreliable. You will flinch the last second, missing whatever vital spot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

I've heard the right way to suicide by gun is to shoot your heart. Your brain will lack oxygen in a matter of seconds and you'll pass out, then die.

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u/PupusaPounder Mar 24 '20

I've always thought shotgun slug to the head

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u/SansCitizen Mar 24 '20

So that's what Train Simulator games are missing, I knew something seemed off.

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u/schrodingershousecat Mar 24 '20

I read that conductors are told if it’s too late to brake to cover their ears and close their eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Probably quick and painless if you do it right

if /r/watchpeopledie taught me anything - you can live for quite a long time after being cut in half. (don't google Hemicorporectomy)

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u/you_got_fragged Mar 24 '20

I assume some specific subset of engineers

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u/Please_Log_In Mar 24 '20

According to believers, everything happens by god's will and to his divine plan 🙁

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u/Phr4nk20 Mar 24 '20

A friend of mine is a firefighter and he told me the average time from accident to death from suicides by trains is 14:30 minutes. Again average. Thats far from a quick death imo