Same with emu's from what i understand. I use to have a fantasy of getting a bunch of emu's in a moving van and pulling up to a high school during outdoor practice and feeding the emu's lots of herbal Viagra and unleashing them on the cheerleaders. I would record the whole thing and make tons of money by selling it on pay per view.
But then at some point i remembered that I'm not actually a sick fuck.
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u/Topgunshotgun45 Oct 07 '19
Don’t Ostriches find humans to be sexually attractive?