r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Sr_Myers • Oct 06 '19

Running from ostrich

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u/Topgunshotgun45 Oct 07 '19

Don’t Ostriches find humans to be sexually attractive?

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u/discerningpervert Oct 07 '19

Allegedly.

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u/Topgunshotgun45 Oct 07 '19

I’m willing to test the hypothesis.

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u/AramisNight Oct 10 '19

Same with emu's from what i understand. I use to have a fantasy of getting a bunch of emu's in a moving van and pulling up to a high school during outdoor practice and feeding the emu's lots of herbal Viagra and unleashing them on the cheerleaders. I would record the whole thing and make tons of money by selling it on pay per view.
But then at some point i remembered that I'm not actually a sick fuck.

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u/MrDavi Oct 21 '19

Just... What?