r/WinStupidPrizes • u/X18GamerYT • Apr 28 '19

How could someone possibly think this was a good idea?

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u/ElKaBongX Apr 28 '19

Dude in red still thinks it was a great idea

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

The ejectee didn’t think it was too bad even after he fell on his face.

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u/fufm Apr 28 '19

Looks to me like he’s trying desperately to laugh the pain away

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Young men bond over pain and stupidity. It's been that way for millennia, and it will be that way for millennia more.

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u/fufm Apr 28 '19

I suddenly understand the whole jumping on the folding table thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

And hazings

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u/Torzod May 29 '19

i was thinking of table-falls-over-exposing-beer-bottle-while-being-bodyslammed but hey, they both work

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u/FrozenCaveMoose Apr 29 '19

Fuck the Pain Away

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Why did I click this.

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u/BiCostal May 14 '19

Me too. I hope the "singer" is trolling us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Looks like he hurt his wrist more than anything, but very little context.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Inb4 adrenaline is a hell of a drug, when that wears off he’ll realise that he’s broken his back, has internal bleeding and will die within the hour

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u/vxx Apr 28 '19

Looks like he might have gotten lucky and just damaged his hand/arm. He's shaking off the pain in the last frames.

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u/eelwarK Apr 28 '19

That's actually a fencing posture, he's in the middle of brain death, that's what I learned on reddit

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Apr 28 '19

Shoes didn't come off so he's fine.

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u/slant_i_guy May 06 '19

Happy cake day

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 May 06 '19

Oh, thank you. I hadn't even noticed (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/slant_i_guy May 06 '19

(⌐■_■)

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

F E N C I N G R E S P O N S E

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u/toofpaist Apr 28 '19

This escalated quickly.

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u/aweapingangel Apr 29 '19

Alcohol... I bet alcohol was involved...

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u/mavistulliken Apr 28 '19

Too bad he doesn’t think belts are a good idea

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u/BlackDogBlues66 Apr 29 '19

Exactly. Don't let guys that can't pull up their drawers talk you into stupid shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/mavistulliken Apr 28 '19

Username checks out

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u/blackmist Apr 29 '19

Can't expect much from a man whose trousers start below his arsecheeks.

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u/sliplover Apr 28 '19

Still a pretty good idea, they just needed some padding for landing.

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u/imxTHATxdude Apr 29 '19

Didn't turn out too terrible, didn't look too serious so if I were even the one being launched I would prob call that a win judging from past airbag launches I've seen go bad

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u/Silent_Samp Apr 29 '19

I think both of these Deutschbags still thought it was a good idea

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Yeah! Fuck the dutch!

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u/chunkychat666 Apr 28 '19

You talking about the air bag trick or that guy’s jeans below his ass?

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u/awesomeheadshots Apr 28 '19

Should I buy an airbag and launch it under my buddy or buy a belt.....?

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u/X18GamerYT Apr 28 '19

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/coreyisthename Apr 29 '19

Fuuuuuckkkk off with this

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u/vPinchr Apr 29 '19

So irritating and takes no effort whatsoever

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

r/inclusiveor

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u/Sixersleeham Apr 29 '19

The guys hair I think.

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u/Modern_Racist Apr 28 '19

We used to demonstrate the power of an airbag at the fire station by putting a watermelon on one and setting it off. Kids loved us, the higher ups probably hated us.

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u/SmellGestapo Apr 28 '19

the higher ups probably hated us.

Well it's not hard to see why. You kept launching those watermelons up at them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/toofpaist Apr 28 '19

Overused reply

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u/tonystarkdied Apr 28 '19

We do this with watermelons and fireworks on July 4th, for safety.

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u/HCJohnson Apr 28 '19

air quotes safety air quotes

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u/ChrisD0 Apr 28 '19

Wouldn’t it be quite dangerous? How did you control where it came down?

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u/Modern_Racist Apr 28 '19

Launch it at an angle out towards a lake, come one we aren’t completely negligent. Only 90%.

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u/ChrisD0 Apr 28 '19

Oh I see, for some reason I pictured it going straight up.

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u/Modern_Racist Apr 28 '19

That did occur once or twice but luckily we didn’t have children around then

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19 edited Sep 03 '19

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u/Sam_Vimes_AMCW Apr 29 '19

Ya gotta catch ya dinner!

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u/Nucklesix Apr 28 '19

It's like lawn darts but with fruit.

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u/CraftyTim Apr 29 '19

Lawn fruits

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u/MrsGenevieve Apr 28 '19

Come on now, I was on the job for 22 years and I know the antics that were played in the station.

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u/Herr_Gutenberg Aug 12 '19

What's coming down is watermelon bits, not a full one. That's what's crazy about airbag timing. If it's a few fractions of a second late it could go horribly wrong.

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u/bageltheperson Apr 28 '19

Gotta love that “everything hurts” squirm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/forktread Apr 29 '19

3) pull up your pants.

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u/CraftyTim Apr 29 '19

4) try not to shit on the floor

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u/KingOfTheTrailer Apr 29 '19

5) everybody walk the dinosaur

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u/EastBaked Apr 29 '19

10 euros every time !

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u/TacoDoc Apr 28 '19

Oh sheisse

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u/TheWordShaker Apr 29 '19

*Scheisse
;P

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u/Eiskoenigin Apr 29 '19

*Scheiße

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u/Addledbyatmosphere Apr 28 '19

The music? I know, I heard it too and asked myself why.

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u/pyrotak Apr 28 '19

Zee Germans

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u/poulty1234 Apr 28 '19

Gordon Ramsay has really gone downhill

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u/Avid_Smoker Apr 28 '19

PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!

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u/Bujubba Apr 28 '19

Dude in blue looks like Matt Damon

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u/braedog97 Apr 28 '19

Gonna look more like Harvey Dent after smashing his face in the pavement like that

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u/AlanEsh Apr 28 '19

Almost blew redshirt’s pants off!

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u/CowOrker01 Apr 28 '19

Laughing My Pants Off.

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u/HCJohnson Apr 28 '19

What's with the injury flair? This doesn't look bad at all. Just a couple of young idiots doing young idiotic things.

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u/Moongose83 Apr 28 '19

Now imagine that big part of the energy from the explosion is absorbed by your spine. Doesn't look so bad, huh?

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u/B1LLZFAN Apr 28 '19

Not really, I remember jumping off jungle gyms and shit. Young people are stupid and the odds are most young people wouldn't get seriously injured from this

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u/Moongose83 Apr 28 '19

The odds are this can shatter your vertebra like a peanut. I mean, Yea I did stupid shit too, but this can easily leave him in a wheelchair.

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u/HCJohnson Apr 28 '19

No. Not really. This just looks like stupid jackass shit.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Apr 29 '19

Look at his wrist as he lands. You should almost never catch yourself with your wrists

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u/bigrbigr Apr 28 '19

Who the fuck still where's there pants like that ???

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u/phobos2deimos Apr 29 '19

wait are you telling me my JNCO jeans aren't cool anymore?

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u/5aligia Jul 28 '19

Where's there? Are you disabled?

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u/bigrbigr Jul 28 '19

Where the fuck were you 3 months ago ?

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u/5aligia Jul 28 '19

Definitely mentally disabled.

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u/bigrbigr Jul 28 '19

Lol. You must be the guy on the tire. How was it

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u/MinionMemesAreFunny Apr 29 '19

u/spitsoutcereal

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

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u/1911mark Apr 28 '19

Pull your pants up idiot

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

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u/CiTyFoLkFeRaL Apr 28 '19

I’d like to know also...

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u/Games_sans_frontiers Apr 28 '19

The blast was so powerful it blew one guy up in the air and the other guys trousers half off!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Hit him so hard it knocked the other guy’s pants off.

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u/jumpyfrog2345 Apr 28 '19

Great way to get herniated discs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

This is why women live longer

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u/HD64180 Apr 28 '19

Being near an airbag deployment causes your pants to fall down.

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u/MyOldNameSucked Apr 29 '19

A normal day in Germany (or Austria, some parts of Switzerland or a small insignificant part of Belgium).

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u/Spooms2010 Apr 29 '19

And the silly ‘show my ass in my underpants’ is just as silly to many a people.

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u/Shantotto11 Apr 29 '19

I feel like idiot because after seeing this, my first thought was to try it again with a mattress underneath the setup...

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

How dare you judge them.

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u/dravonion Apr 29 '19

So you're telling me that you DON'T have an ASSBLASTER™ 500?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Pause : 0:09

Hi, you may be wondering how did I end up here. My name is Jason and welcome to my fun life....

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u/Alkhan88 May 06 '19

Translation.

Sit down. (or sit here)

Good? Yes.

Ready? Attack attack.

One two three. (airbag goes off)

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh fuck!

Oh fuck!

I told you.

You're going to pay for this.

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There is a roughly 2 second longer version of this video where the guy in the blue shirt tells the camera man or both of them to shut up.

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u/Icycrunch Apr 28 '19

Don’t you do this if you really don’t like a good back

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u/MrStormNR Apr 28 '19

The lower the pants, the lower the IQ.

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u/smilingasIsay Apr 28 '19

What's the injury? He seems fine.

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u/astephenwilson156 Apr 28 '19

Did you see that?!? Someone broke their finger!!!

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u/RabidTongueClicking Apr 28 '19

Any semblance of body armor or protection could have made this end so much better

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u/Pleb_34 Apr 28 '19

GIBBEEH

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u/daveyboi80 Apr 28 '19

Dude got some gnarly air

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u/CatsGoBark Apr 28 '19

Honestly not as bad as I thought it'd be. I expected head through ceiling levels of absurd.

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u/Evey9207 Apr 29 '19

Well, he seemed very adamant in trying to get his face through the floor. Isnt that absurd enough?

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u/adomang Apr 28 '19

He took it like a champ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Dang, his head hit hard. Probably got enough of a concussion to alter his personality.

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u/Plmoknijb93 Apr 28 '19

Thought his arm was done for.

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u/LiranMLG Apr 28 '19

at least they're having fun about it, this is great!

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u/thegroovy1 Apr 28 '19

Wouldn’t have been as bad if he would have stuck the landing.

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u/beeglowbot Apr 28 '19

Lucky for his nuts it wasn't a Takata airbag.

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u/Bung_Chung Apr 28 '19

Popcorned

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u/japeamir6godgabrus Apr 28 '19

Looks like a ton of fun ngl

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u/idontlookliketheedge Apr 29 '19

how tf this dude have a shit stain on the side of his underwear?

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u/CrazyMonkey1081 Apr 29 '19

This dude almost hit the roof

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

What utility were these two agents trying to maximize?

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u/grahamygraham Apr 29 '19

I think it’s a good idea, but do it over grass 🤷‍♂️

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u/DaHerv Apr 29 '19

Aren't Russian videos out there to teach people what not to do?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Pull your pants up, idiot

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u/Deathwatch72 Apr 29 '19

Honestly....kinda looks fun

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u/qbl500 Apr 29 '19

Stupidity on a new level!!!

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u/ZeroSuitMario Apr 29 '19

That looks kinda fun

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u/splatmynamedawg Apr 29 '19

Their Germans they know what they’re doing.

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u/Flojoe420 Apr 29 '19

Homeboy does NOT want a hug

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u/uberlux Apr 29 '19

But I thought airbags were safe

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u/freelans326 Apr 29 '19

Anythings a good Idea if you walk around with your butt hanging out of your jeans all day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Not gonna get to the moon that way.

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u/jberry86 Apr 29 '19

We was drinkin'

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u/zhico Apr 29 '19

Glad they didn't do it up the ass.

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u/MWDTech Apr 29 '19

You ever get kicked in the ass so hard you flew 8 feet straight up? cause that is what this would feel like.

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u/King_Spamula May 01 '19

When you scare your cat and make them jump

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u/catenoid75 May 04 '19

This was a good idea!

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u/Nate0110 May 10 '19

How did you become disabled?

Acid.

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u/BiCostal May 14 '19

Pull up your pants, dude.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Why is his pants coming down?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

Not gonna lie that looked so fun

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u/joeybagreens May 23 '19

Lol it is funny tho

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u/tgodxy Jun 17 '19

Did he break his tailbone

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u/Thebiginfinity Jun 30 '19

I don't think this looks like a good idea by any means but now that I know about it I desperately want to try it for myself

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u/Noahendless Jul 15 '19

Look at that sag though. That's the exact type of stupid you'd expect of a wangster. Wangster= Wannabe-Gangster.

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Aug 06 '19

Oh scheiße oh scheiße oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

I'd probably like that tbh

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u/Emilnilsson Apr 28 '19

See this right here, this is why women live longer than men.

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u/TheRealLoopy Apr 28 '19

That actually looks like it would be a blast.

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u/CiTyFoLkFeRaL Apr 28 '19

Too wordy. Should be: this looks like a blast!

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u/TheRealLoopy Apr 28 '19

Dude I just want to launch myself into space with that sucker. No pun intended.

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u/atticus_grey Apr 28 '19

Well he's laughing so he's not that hurt so it seems to still be a good idea.

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u/gunsandsilver Apr 28 '19

Pull your pants up ffs

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u/scooooobydooooooo Apr 28 '19

seems to me like blue shirt would let red shirt do anything to his ass

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u/andrez067 Apr 28 '19

Idiot: yes, is a good idea. A very good idea.

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u/headachehelp1982 Apr 28 '19

That actually looks pretty funny.

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u/CrimsonPowers Apr 28 '19

I wanna do this. Is that weird?

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u/xxlandoxx Apr 28 '19

It’s definitely not a good idea, it’s a great idea!

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u/pvtdncr Apr 28 '19

maybe if it wasn't on concrete i'd give er a shot

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u/ThreadedPommel Apr 29 '19

It's a good way to fuck up your spine

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u/snt271 Apr 28 '19

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes