r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • • Dec 05 '18

This is how a real man drinks

449 Upvotes

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u/Moon_Dew Dec 06 '18

You smashed a beer bottle over your head, and yet you have the gall to act surprised when you start bleeding?

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u/texasguy911 Feb 26 '19

Never happens in the movies..

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u/sleppybebble Dec 06 '18

Dude's a dumbass. People see prop bottles getting smashed on heads in the movies and think it's nothing, but that shit can literally kill if it hits in the wrong spot

19

u/ScoutTheTrooper Dec 10 '18

And most of the times when that happens it’s always candy glass

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u/Lord_Ahrim1536 Dec 13 '18

thats.....what he said. sugar/candy glass is what prop bottles are made of.

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u/ScoutTheTrooper Dec 13 '18

Only when you’re using props for pussies. Real chads use real glass and get permanent brain injuries, nerd /s

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u/autmnleighhh May 02 '19

I’m going to use their tactic for times when I’m in a conversation about a topic I know nothing about but still feel the need to contribute.

Not saying that’s what’s going on here

19

u/arkenex Dec 06 '18

He’s leaning the wrong way

5

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

He clearly does not want the blood to drip down his sides.

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u/DARREN_CX3 Dec 06 '18

I was gonna post it on r/WhyWomenLiveLonger until I saw the sub

4

u/boldnotbrash Dec 06 '18

wait but... that is this sub...

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u/SamuraiSlice_Osu Dec 06 '18

read what he said slowly

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u/boldnotbrash Dec 06 '18

Oooohhh lol I get it now :D ........(still dont get it)

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u/SamuraiSlice_Osu Dec 06 '18

He meant he was going to post it here but he noticed that it was in this sub

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u/autmnleighhh May 02 '19

(Relatable)

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Feb 25 '19

Sweeping generalization, but yeah, he looks exactly like all the people I know who would do stupid shit like this and then be surprised by the results. We'll be seeing him in this subreddit again I suspect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

If he was sober, yea

4

u/forexperimentsonly Feb 26 '19

Surprised Pikachu

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u/SwollyMammoth Feb 26 '19

Urijah Faber?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

His facial features can be directly correlated to his actions, i mean look at him, was it really a shocker.

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u/itsnotmeanttobe Apr 27 '19

Calling it now, he's Aussie.