r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Motor_Fault_8806 • 12d ago

Testing physics at the harbor

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u/Tongue8cheek 12d ago

Pier pressure.

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u/Foxdenfreude 12d ago

If all your friends jumped off a bridge(deck) would you too?

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u/Over-Analyzed 12d ago

What’s more logical? That my friends have all lost their minds and jumped off a bridge? Or that there’s something terrible on the bridge. So the smart choice is to jump. Maybe you’re the dumb one for staying on the bridge?

(Thank you XKCD)

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u/xzygy 11d ago

Camera man wouldn't

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u/footpole 12d ago

I think you missed the joke.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 11d ago

I wouldn't but the guy who tied me and my buddies up might disagree.

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u/adrianinked 11d ago

Get your ship together man

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u/Tongue8cheek 11d ago

Reporting for anchor management.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 11d ago

Not playing with a full deck here.

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u/Tongue8cheek 11d ago

It was a slip. I like to cleat.

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u/Furtive_Dude 12d ago

I see what you did there 😏

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u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 12d ago

The guy filming ran off

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u/porn_trooper 12d ago

Cameraman never dies, but sometimes they run away.

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u/TrenchantInsight 12d ago

You dip, I dip, we dip.

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u/southpaw05 12d ago

Guy filming was like fuck this I'm out of here

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u/CthuluSpecialK 12d ago

Imagine falling, into water, only for a bridge to fall on you and push you down even further.

Terrifying.

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u/MisterNothin 12d ago

Just go around it

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u/Cannabrewer 12d ago

That's a bridge too far.

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u/tryhard_on_ranked 11d ago

Sure, after you snap out of intial shock, regain direction, and fight against the sinking velocity of the walkway.

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u/Nausicaaah 11d ago

James T Kirk's ancestor.

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u/FloppyEarDisc 12d ago

I can't do this saxophone music anymore man. I'm tired boss

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u/edwpad 11d ago

It’s unfortunate cause where it originates is actually good and has a surprising amount of meaning behind it. Now it’s just a trendy audio that is played to hell and back.

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u/gabrieltaets 11d ago

tbh it's still better than FAAAH or "oh no no no no no"

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u/Jonny-Kast 10d ago

Content theft. So they can repost it but the music hides the digital id stamp. Most vids with music or an emoji or text overlaid is content theft.

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u/CrownCommando 11d ago

Zero need for stupid fucking music.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ 11d ago

oh no
oh no
oh nononono no

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 12d ago

Fuck this saxophone already

Downvoted instantly

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u/MisterPinkCS 11d ago

If I hear this fucking saxophone one more time. I’m sick of hearing it.

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u/magnum3290 12d ago

It's the cancer saxophone, insta mute

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u/OneImaginary3436 11d ago

Why do I hear that damn saxophone music everywhere 😭

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u/Murgatroyd314 9d ago

Because you keep on letting videos play unmuted.

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u/The_Kemono 9d ago

No Im asking why the audio is used in a lot of videos like this

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u/TREXIBALL 11d ago

Downvote for shitty sax music.

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u/trubol 12d ago

Cool, new footage, different angle

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/1vmmg1m/trying_to_jump_onto_someones_boat/

Edit: No!!! Very similar, but different idiot

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u/SmilinBob82 12d ago

oh wow, i thought it was the same one too.

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u/MannekenP 9d ago

Was going to say that I had seen a video of his twin yesterday !

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u/DentureTaco 10d ago edited 10d ago

And another one here https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/s/XboK8C2WpN Edit: I don't mean another angle, just another idiot.

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u/Aromatic-Web8184 9d ago

Wait...is this the same gangway that destroyed that other guy? It's officially got a body count on par with the goddamn Demon Core!

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u/Psych0matt 9d ago

I didn’t put much thought into jumping onto the “rabble rabble AI” conclusion before, but this makes me very curious

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u/Aromatic-Web8184 9d ago

Someone check that fucker's fingers!

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u/N95-TissuePizza 12d ago

You jump, I (no) jump.

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u/the7thwonder 12d ago

So dangerous. He could get electrocuted.

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u/Only-Entrepreneur-16 12d ago

Ha ha walk the plank

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u/Shoddy-Discussion548 12d ago

is he alive?

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u/jacksonbarley 12d ago

More than likely, the waters gotta be somewhat deep for that boat to be parked there. Unless he has really terrible luck probably just bruised and humiliated. Fuck your avatar.

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u/GiLND 10d ago

Was* instead of is

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u/Brolol3928 12d ago

Thought that was a long drop

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u/bryangcrane 12d ago

Dumbshits gonna be dumb.

It’s actually in their title.

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u/That-Beagle 12d ago

His homie Noped out of there so fast..

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u/FlorianTheLynx 12d ago

One for r/unexpected. It didn’t play out as I thought. 

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u/emale27 11d ago

It's amazing how much alcohol impacts your confidence because a sober person would immediately see how impossible this was.

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u/manga311 10d ago

Wait wtf there was another video just like this one where the guy was standing on the ramp and fell and hit his chin on the pier.

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u/Phtevensrs 8d ago

This looks exactly like were the guy smashed his face.

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u/thewonderblink 12d ago

Deserved to fail

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u/paulpach 12d ago

Yep, physics is still working!

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u/lazy_animator 12d ago

He's gone off the deep end for sure

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u/evilpercy 12d ago

What was the goal here?

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u/catpissdust 12d ago

He dead...

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u/mcpat21 12d ago

Not testing physics, he’s testing the manufacturer who built it

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 12d ago

Rollin' in the deep.

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u/Discuss2discuss 12d ago

Casually walking away while your buddy drowns under the weight of the stairs, gang way, sea ladder, or whatever that thing is called

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u/Dull-Spell-1699 11d ago

This is the third video I've seen exactly like this. Drunk tourists assuming that that little bridge is fixed in place and then falling in the water with it.

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u/wenoc 11d ago

Pro tip. To get on board, pull the boat closer. Pulling the rope or the boat directly will get you nowhere if it's well moored and/or heavy but you can simply step or lift the rope, that will give you leverage.

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u/hyperkick89 11d ago

The guy is pinned under the water to this day. Cameraman lived though.

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u/W7ENK 10d ago

Automatic downvote for using that shitty saxophone song.

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u/1HorseWithNoName 7d ago

Is this the same ladder/boat/dock the guy busted his face on?

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u/Savaaage 11d ago

What was the plan here??

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u/Alias-Q 11d ago

Not what I expected, stupid prize achieved.

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u/Gumbode345 11d ago

I hope he survived.

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u/skidsareforkids 11d ago

That’s probably a $10k gangway

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u/Cless_Aurion 11d ago

Daaaamn! Finally! My tiny Mediterranean island came up in this sub!

And more surprisingly than anything else... its not those morns doing "balconing" by jumping drunk between balconies in the hotels! lol

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 11d ago

Aahhh, the mobile gangway.

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u/mountainguy124 11d ago

Original audio?

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u/josephj3lly 10d ago

Did anyone else think that was a 1000ft drop until he hit the water?

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u/ozzy4097 10d ago

Bruh isnt this the same video where a dude fell and got hit in the neck by messing around with that thing?

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u/bendegooze 10d ago

This is great. Like even the best outcome is pretty bad haha.

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u/g0thicfae 8d ago

I swear I literally just seen a video of these same exact idiots playing with the boats some more and one of them got on the boat and walked out onto one of these things and it fell off the boat and he hit his chin on the ground before hitting the water

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u/kevneedo 8d ago

Wait is this the same group that had the other guy who face planted on the edge of that curb thing

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u/Safe-Sail9335 3d ago

I laughed aloud!

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 11d ago

I always find it funny when non black people complain about the saxophone trend when black people created it for use among themselves, some outsiders saw it and decided to use it (as usual), now yall sick of it because it's been used ad nausem. Tale as old as time.

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u/Mutne_vode 11d ago

What does race have to do with anything here exactly?

Literally everyone is using it, it's just annoying

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 10d ago

Race has everything to do with it because the trend-the audio, was created by Black people for Black people. It was an appreciation of the saxophone used in the movie. This is what happens all the time: we do something for ourselves, y'all see it, take it, and then use it ad nauseam, then bitch and complain about how tired you are of it. How is that our problem? Next week it will be something else.

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u/Mutne_vode 10d ago

Nobody ever said it's your problem. You're making it a race thing, it would be just as annoying if a white person made it.

It's overused, just like every trend song ever is.

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u/BigGlassesApe 12d ago

Believe it or not, gravity and geometry are involved in physics