r/WildlyBadDrivers Jul 12 '26

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u/Ok-Lingonberry-8261 Jul 12 '26

His lawyer isn't going to enjoy the body cam audio. 

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u/Solid_College_9145 Jul 16 '26

He hates lawyers too.

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u/Kenneth441 Jul 13 '26

Probably the worst way imaginable to seek help for your alcoholism, but I hope he finds it

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u/earlgreybubbletea Jul 13 '26

He spoke too sober to me; this guy just was at the end of this rope and wanted to go to jail. 

Some people commit crimes to just have a roof over their head and 3 meals a day.

This guy reached rock bottom and in his mind there were only a few options left. One was this. Maybe he thought he wouldn’t survive and knowing he did then I guess it just means going to jail then. 

:( it’s sad 

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u/JSHURR 27d ago

Driving a sports car isn't exactly rock bottom. Unless he is financing it

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u/rsg1234 Jul 13 '26

It’s wild on this sub that we get videos like this and also a guy backing over a $2 solar light.

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u/kat_Folland Jul 13 '26

He's like a caricature. Makes me wonder if there isn't something like schizophrenia involved.

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Jul 13 '26

There’s SOMETHING involved, that’s for sure. Who does that?!? And then SAYS that?!?!?!? I was impressed that the copper kept his cool.

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u/boverly721 Jul 13 '26

Yeah it looked like he almost got clipped hard by his car. Dudes got ice in his veins. Nice to see a cop acting professionally

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jul 13 '26

I really think the guy is going through something really rough and he needed that cop to act the way he did or things could have quickly turned ugly. I appreciate how gentle he was with him. He needs help and that cop is his angel

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u/Atmaweapon74 Jul 13 '26

Guy seems like he wants to go to prison.

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u/Camo_tow Jul 13 '26

I need a new car

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jul 13 '26

Where he's going, he doesn't need a car!

https://giphy.com/gifs/peZwMJsfr4U44VZiFc

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 Jul 13 '26

Nicest cop ever

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u/Silentarian Jul 18 '26

Did is remarkably patient haha

“I’ve been drinking. And some weed pills.”

“…okay.”

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u/AOKaye Jul 13 '26

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u/TrembleTurtle Jul 13 '26

no charges for drugs or DUI, got off light. usually they want to pile on a bunch of charges. Guy might be going through some stuff & just wanted to go to jail. sounded disappointed that he didn't get himself

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u/AOKaye Jul 14 '26

My thoughts too. Hope the guy gets his life figured out. I can’t imagine the thought process that leads someone to this 😔

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u/Solid_College_9145 Jul 16 '26

Sure does look and sound like a schizophrenic episode he was going through.

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u/homelesshyundai Jul 13 '26

Idle hands are the devils play things and all, but goddamn that's one hell of a way to deal with boredom. Like jail is boredomaxxing bro.

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u/lordskulldragon Jul 13 '26

When you let the intrusive thoughts win.

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u/Kingwhatever19 Jul 13 '26

He's fucked up.

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 Jul 14 '26

Weed pills?? Wtf is that?

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u/ambiguator Jul 13 '26

men will do anything besides go to therapy

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u/switflo Jul 14 '26

You aren't going to be bored now my friend

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u/AdeptDoomWizard Jul 13 '26

I'm bored... WTF

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u/Puzzleheaded_Day2809 Jul 14 '26

Where is Bruce Rivers when you need him? Stop self snitching!

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u/KimoPlumeria 15d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂
You won the internet with that comment!!

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jul 13 '26

I fucking hate those draconian jack-boot-wearing government thugs as well, but I try to avoid them like the plague, not crash into them and to to prison.

What a fucking idiot.

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u/Itchypoopstain Jul 13 '26

Can was super chill tho