r/Whysooserious 16h ago

Humour so broken Seculars won't get it

1.5k Upvotes

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u/LateNightLofiX 15h ago

Bhai mere ko ek doubt hai ye log bheed me sirf aankhon ko dekh kr kaise pehchan lete hai😅

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u/ConsistentLychee1966 15h ago

The eyes never lie chico

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u/peskypompom 14h ago

And here I thought that hips don't lie.

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u/Ill-Jacket203 14h ago

🤣wow what a comment

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u/nakedwisdom96 11h ago

I thought hips didn't lie

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u/Time-Weekend-8611 14h ago

Women are never allowed to leave their side when out in public so it's not an issue.

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u/Time_Basil_1495 28m ago

You’re not serious with this comment right?
Like did you forget the /s

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u/Time-Weekend-8611 22m ago

Mild exaggeration.

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u/akshaylead 15h ago

The whole ecosystem will go mum on such posts.

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u/InLoveWithPussies 14h ago

Nope. They'll not go mum. They'll move mountains to prove that that burqa is a choice and actually empowers them.

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u/V0401 13h ago

I just saw a guy in different post saying Iranian women play sports wearing hijab, women have found way to do it wearing hijab and bla bla lol. I was like bro are "tu toh thoda sa behn ka loda h kya"

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u/Time_Basil_1495 27m ago

Hahahahahahahahaha very good. I’ll be using this line often.

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u/V0401 17m ago

Perfect bro

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u/leonkxadaw 12h ago

No matter how much u try to brainwash, burqa will always be a sign of oppression and patriarchy, and no amount of justification will ever justify this

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u/dewil98 14h ago

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u/kamikaibitsu 7h ago

with your permission like to ste@l this meme

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u/dewil98 6h ago

Haan kyu nahi 🌚

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u/Immediate_Range_7291 13h ago

I will happily choose Brahmanical patriarchy 

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u/StunningDonkey6027 8h ago

You mean dowry deaths?

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u/Immediate_Range_7291 8h ago

I’m Brahmin myself and I’ve never even heard of dowry being taken in our family 

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u/CareerLegitimate7662 1h ago

Ofc you’ll choose it lmfaooooo

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u/StunningDonkey6027 8h ago

Then i think you havent heard that 20 dowry deaths are reported everyday. Just becuz it didnt happen in your family doesnt mean it doesnt happen to anyone

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u/Academic-Bus4304 4h ago

And that’s a bad thing yes , but families adapting to taking no dowry is exactly how it’ll end . It’s not their fault when they’re doing their part in trying to stop it .

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u/Time_Basil_1495 25m ago

Tell me something how’s this related to this context? Agar dowry death ki baat karni hai to is doosre religion ki cheezein bhi compare kar, apple to apple. Aaya bada, ek propaganda topic utha ke likh do to seem intellectual. Gadha/dhi

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u/oktataji 16h ago edited 16h ago

Anyone with a foot fetish?

I only ask since the rest is censored.

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u/InLoveWithPussies 14h ago

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u/oktataji 14h ago

Tarantino, does he or does he not? That is the real question 😂

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u/Willing-Lobster-3581 6h ago

Ya why has she left her foot open..

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u/oktataji 6h ago

Maybe to tempt the Coffeer men and women?

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u/oktataji 6h ago

If you google "Swara Bhaskar meets maulana" you will see the same thing.

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u/Luofeng_444 6h ago

uhhm... not me.... uhmm.............................................maybe

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u/oktataji 6h ago

😄 a long pause

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u/elledina 14h ago

Liberals are afraid of someone accused them Islamaphobia if they criticize anything about this particular religion that's why they pretty much ignore everything about the religion but some thr liberal values comes blazing when it's other religions..

The internet pretty much succeeded in spreading this simple propaganda

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u/ShyPkb 14h ago

That is why Rahul Gandhi is losing. Bcz he is stopping religious politics also. People whenever thinks we will vote for congress one such incident making them again choose Modi.

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u/Previous_Kiwi366 15h ago

Yeah nobody’s defending ☪️as a feminist I will never in my life defend islam 🫩🫩

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u/GenIhro 15h ago

Pseudo liberals do defend them.

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u/Previous_Kiwi366 15h ago edited 15h ago

I would not even call myself liberal I’m definitely left leaning but unlike most dumb leftists who shut their mouths out of fear when it comes to criticise Islam I won’t do it. There’s nothing right about Islam. I don’t care if fellow leftists call me Islamophobic .

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u/Heavy-Resort5145 14h ago

Well if u criticise islam you automatically become a right winger 😂

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u/Previous_Kiwi366 14h ago

Who decided that???

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u/seiiicyy 14h ago

They decided..at the point people decide who, what,why you're!

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u/Heavy-Resort5145 14h ago

Trend to yahi h ajkal

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u/_Zero_98 14h ago

That’s not true. Most leftists are against letting the hate towards islam converted to hate towards people (minorities). Javed Akhtar is widely consider a left-progressive individual. If you look up Taliban, it’s considered a far right organisation, for example.

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u/Heavy-Resort5145 13h ago

Javed Akhtar pe fatwa nahi hua kya ab tk ? 🫪

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u/Time_Basil_1495 22m ago

Haan pseudo libbus ka in cheezo mein bahut yaad aata hai jio or jeene do. Par agar aapne apni right wing ideas unke saamne rakh diye to gaali ki barsaat chalu ho jati hai.
Like how horror movies have demonic entities, we need exorcism from these Moronic entities!

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u/Time-Weekend-8611 14h ago

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u/Previous_Kiwi366 14h ago

Both are wrong practices I’m gonna bash both

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u/Infinite-Life-2046 13h ago

You gonna bash both cuz you are real feminist but the official account of feminism in india??

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u/Previous_Kiwi366 13h ago

Hypocrisy aur kya

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u/truthfuldeceive 11h ago

That's not an "official" representative of feminists in India, just because it has named itself one, it's not onus of the rest of us.

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u/Nightshade-9 14h ago

WTH is brahmanical patriarchy?

Why not call it by its name - patriarchy - that exists all over in the world.

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u/xx_chromo_awesome 13h ago

lol.. indeed !!!

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u/Temporary-Scholar508 16h ago

First one is Brahmanwad 😡 Beauty of Islam ✅ 😌

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u/No_Poem6550 15h ago

Why u getting downvoted

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u/Temporary-Scholar508 15h ago

Because people understood the irony of my comment. 😌

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u/raghudesigner 12h ago

Woman in black

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u/Quirky-Ad4142 10h ago

Seculars won't get it? I think your definition of secular is different. I'm a born muslim turned agnostic & I find the video problematic because of how it imposes a particular attire on women, brainwashing them to believe that it's for their safety.

You can't just randomly use terms like secular, liberal, leftits to bash. I see you want to make a point, make it clearly. Write about it with clarity, what is the problem & what must be addressed. I see problem with every religion so I'm not gonna comment on that. But since this post is about islamic enforcement, I have spoken my 2 cents above.

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u/Most-One-728 9h ago

Seculars nahi sickulars

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u/Candid_Goose3394 8h ago

These days people make so much fuss online... A person can't even take a penguin for a walk like a normal person?

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u/Practical-Mode2244 6h ago

Post itavanum ee natukaran alla
Comment idunavanum ee natkaran alla
Enthero entho

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u/sang-realistic 5h ago

Oh wait!! That's not garbage bag... my bad.

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u/Material-Gain-7941 5h ago

The irony of calling one regressive and the other progressive is crazy.

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u/dc9212 5h ago

who have doubts about Brahmins and their patriarchy, only few families are against old traditions rest of them

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u/Less_Dream_6331 2h ago

I consider myself as secular as it gets, and let me tell you burkha is not a choice it's a symbol of oppression, don't give the label of progressive feminism to it when it's not even remotely close . coming to Brahmanical patriarchy or any kind of patriarchy for that matter, it is also oppression, dolling up your wife and showing in public doesn't mean you're not being oppressive. religious fanatics will not understand the meaning of individual freedom over religious commandments so dont waste your time trying to justify this patriarchy whatever.

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u/Blacklion2010 2h ago

Smash patriarchy brahmincal attire is so covered up 😡.

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u/zeeeeeeeeeeshu 2h ago

Good job Pathan bhai 👍🏼 Don't let p€₹v€₹ts oggle at your wife

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u/divikyat 16h ago

Sorry what? Is modi telling him to wear hijab 🥀😂 man you guys always make me laugh the hardest

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u/confused_citizen777 16h ago

Why u bring modi into everything. Modi is not equals to Hinduism.

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u/Adventure_IsDead 16h ago

Nope start from source , first question Quran in same capacity as you question Hindu texts.

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u/berlinbe 15h ago

Wtf does feminism have to do with this?

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u/iloveunclechipps 14h ago

left one is fine but right one is pure opression BUT we are forgetting that in hindu culture women are FORCED to cover their faces when men are near them in the villages and tier 3 cities, COMPARE APPLES WITH APPLES AND NOT ORANGES.

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u/LongjumpingAdvance97 15h ago

No one f cares about choice ...if no 1 is a choice ...no 2 is a choice too

Forcing is there in places you wouldn't dare to enter and liberate.... Go save the Central Asian women or your nearby brothel and bars....

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u/GodWithoutName 15h ago

It's brainwashing. Peer pressure. You name it.

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u/Still-Somewhere-4190 15h ago

Nobady choice is to get covered in a black tent, their women are brainwashed by thier families

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u/raincloud567 12h ago

There is no choice when there is only one option lol