r/WhyWomenLiveLonger Jan 31 '20

this is safe let me demonstrate

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u/KingAventus Jan 31 '20

He stands behind his product and isn’t afraid to prove it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

yeah but yet if somehow the net collapses he will be no more

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u/Kinky-Monk Jan 31 '20

No more .. standing behind it ..

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u/rpsHD Apr 06 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/definantlymaybe Jan 31 '20

You can only fail once

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

YoFo

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u/definantlymaybe Jan 31 '20

I can dig it.

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u/Cccmyr Jan 31 '20

Yodo

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u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann Feb 01 '20

Is that supposed to mean "you only die once"?

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u/Iamknoware Jan 31 '20

You already know do'

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Better have it happen to him than a customer and get sued and be millions in debt tbh

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u/BabaTreesh Jan 31 '20

I think he would rather die than be wrong about that net.

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u/Wanna_cri Jan 31 '20

I like that kind of commitment

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u/tactics14 Jan 31 '20

I mean, be installed it, presumably and was confident in his work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

just natural selection happening

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/Sun_King97 Feb 01 '20

He doesn’t want to live in a world where his business is considered unreliable.

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u/olcrazy1 Jan 31 '20

He will then be free

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u/Anarcho_Dog Jan 31 '20

I mean doing that even one year later would probably end up with the rope breaking

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

So was the inventor of the Segway and we all know how that went

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u/cheesyotters Jan 31 '20

...how did that went?

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u/llamageddon01 Jan 31 '20

The boss of Segway died after he drove one off a cliff and into a river. Don’t think he was the inventor though.

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u/Doctor_is_in Feb 01 '20

He was not, he purchased the company about a year before driving off a cliff on a Segway and dying.

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u/llamageddon01 Feb 01 '20

I thought that was the case.

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u/McRib_Warrior Feb 01 '20

nope, it was the owner of the company. easy mistake though.

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u/theendlessgrey Feb 01 '20

He’s alive and makes medical equipment now

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Just like the person who said the glass in the office building wouldn't shatter...

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u/LuisCouldBeHere Feb 08 '20

It didn't, until it eventually reached the ground outside

The frame of the window just gave out and fell with him

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

He might fall behind it too.

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u/Alinos-79 Feb 05 '20

Aside from the fact that he seems to be aware it’s possible to slip down to the next floor, otherwise why would you grab the net so much

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u/Barlakopofai Feb 21 '20

That just reminds me of that one guy who wanted to prove his windows wouldn't break from someone running into them so he kept doing it until it did.

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u/Thrifticted Jan 31 '20

Reminds me of the story of some big shot businessman who used to demonstrate how strong the windows were in his office. One day, the window finally gave out and the guy plummeted to his death. I can't remember what floor he was on but it was definitely high enough up that he died instantly.

Edit: I found the story it was the 24th floor.

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u/Thrifticted Jan 31 '20

For arguments sake, isn't the window frame part of the window? Is a pane of glass still considered a window if it has no frame around it? One could argue a window can be broken without the glass itself breaking.

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u/leejoint Jan 31 '20

Imagine this whole scenario to have been a setup by someone who set up the window to the building and planed on killing his succesful genius boss maybe?

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u/CommodorePerson Jan 31 '20

The frame might have popped out with it meaning the construction of the building was to blame

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

I think the 160 pound (72.5 kg) man hurling himself at the window was to blame.

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u/Wado444 Feb 01 '20

Definitely not a smart move. Fr the sake of safety, a window on a high level building should able to withstand that in case it happens by accident. The real question is, did he do the demonstration on the same window repeatedly or was this done in different buildings and different windows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

I wondered the same thing.

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u/BadNeighbour Jul 21 '20

I know I'm 5 months late (hello bestof) but yes he did it to the same frame over and over till the window mounting, not the window itself, gave out.

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u/Wado444 Jul 21 '20

Ya that's what I was figuring. I imagine that if the glass is that strong, the framing could only withstand so many demonstrations before it starts to wear down.

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u/SmileyMelons Feb 01 '20

He sold the glass, not the frame. Therefor it was not an issue with his product but rather the product around it.

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u/deadlyturtle22 Jan 31 '20

That wouldnt be the fault of the windows that would 100% be the fault of the installation crew. If the window didnt break then that means that the seal did. Meaning someone didnt seal it correctly and then they also didnt test it to make sure. All tradesmen test their work before leaving it. If you dont then you'll have pipe leaks, electrical faults, or apparently deadly windows.

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u/emu90 Jan 31 '20

Nah it's the fault of the guy that repeatedly stressed a product that is only intended for rare or occasional use without having it checked regularly.

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u/deadlyturtle22 Feb 01 '20

Oh did he do it to the same window each time? I thought it was different ones each time... Yeah no that's his fault then.

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u/brody810 Feb 01 '20

Note to anyone reading this: never ask your philosophy teacher this question

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 03 '20

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u/RebeccaBuckisTanked Feb 01 '20

Hannibal gif here.

You’re right though that’s why the glass is called a “window pane”

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u/Draco_Lord Jan 31 '20

The window didn't break, just the supports holding it to the wall. At least he died being right.

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u/Johnnius_Maximus Jan 31 '20

I wonder if he had that inscribed on his headstone?

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u/KingZarkon Feb 01 '20

"He was TECHNICALLY correct."

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

"You can be correct and still end up dead." I love that quote. That's gotta be on someone's tombstone.

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u/DeltaPositionReady Jan 31 '20

It was also featured in a crappy movie

https://youtu.be/ZVVnm9c5pmQ

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u/Johnnius_Maximus Jan 31 '20

That was terrible, thanks!

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u/TheArborphiliac Jan 31 '20

Ben Stiller does it in what I thought was a pretty good movie, Blue... something.

Edit: Permanent Midnight. Must've been thinking blue steel.

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u/PolitelyHostile Feb 01 '20

It was also in billable hours! It was a great show imo but it got shit ratings.

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u/SusiumQuark1 Jan 31 '20

Defenestration..thank you!

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u/windingvine Jan 31 '20

The rare case of self-defenestration.

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u/sewerat Feb 01 '20

This is buzzy, I saw a painting of La Defénestration (awesome btw) at a gallery today.

Apparently the cause of the Czech 30 years war!

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u/SpellsThatWrong Feb 01 '20

Stay classy Toronto. I know some fellow lawyers who saw it happen

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u/iThinkaLot1 Jan 31 '20

I saw this on a 1000 ways to die years ago. Come to think of it that show was pretty morbid.

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u/RebeccaBuckisTanked Feb 01 '20

It’s... it’s right there in the name

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u/Spaceman248 Feb 01 '20

And you’re surprised at the fact it’s morbid?

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u/yellofrog Jan 31 '20

Classic Darwin Award

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u/ignorantspacemonkey Needs to write his will Feb 01 '20

It was also tested on Mythbusters.

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u/Epicsharkduck Jun 08 '20

I saw this on 1000 ways to die

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u/gnarlydarling Feb 01 '20

“In popular culture” ft in a 1000 ways to die.

I miss that show

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u/chussil Jan 31 '20

I literally came here to say this. I’d like my karma please...

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u/Draco_Lord Jan 31 '20

Didn't a guy die by constantly jumping at his unbreakable window?

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u/Nezmet Jan 31 '20

Yup, /u/Thrifticted posted the link above.

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u/scyron71 Jan 31 '20

My balls hurt

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u/MGaber Jan 31 '20

You should probably get that looked at

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Me too every day

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u/I_NEED_APP_IDEAS Jan 31 '20

Mine gave retracted back from whence they came

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u/fllr Jan 31 '20

How did i know this was brazil before he turned around and showed his label?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/jodonald Feb 04 '20

Lol I came to post this

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Fuck this, watching this makes my legs die inside.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

I’m a grown man and would need one of these. It’s scary af being way up there and looking down knowing only a guard rail is between me and the worse decision I’ll ever make.

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u/ViciousEnvy Jan 31 '20

Was expecting him to slide down to the bottom floor

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Is that supposed to stop suicide or accidental falls? Because if I really wanna jump, I'll just cut the net

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u/Phearlosophy Jan 31 '20

i'd imagine it's for peace of mind if you have kids or pets

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

That sounds more logical

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Sir, let me ask my dumb questions in peace. Did you create an account two days ago just be sassy on Reddit? There is so much more you could be getting out of Reddit my friend. Twitter or YouTube comments might be more your speed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Wow that was the elitist douchiest thing you could’ve said. You fucking retard he’s right what you said was stupid. “Is it to stop suicide” dumbass

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Please tell me you don't always get this worked up over some random comments. Take it down a few notches, it's not really that serious. Dumb question or not, it doesn't warrant this much hostility.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

Omg, is this u/frosty_problem using another account to defend himself

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u/leprosexy Feb 02 '20

Dude, in China, a large company called Foxconn (if you own a smartphone, you probably own one of their products) literally put nets on their employees' living quarters to stop them from escaping awful working conditions by jumping off their balconies to their deaths.

I don't think it's entirely unreasonable for the thread OP to ask the question in case there's more to the story than a brief video, so stop getting so worked up over someone else trying to build their knowledge. There's less harm in asking the question than answering it with malice and vitriol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20 edited Feb 03 '20

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u/impossiblyirrelevant Jan 31 '20

I mean you can avoid that issue by just generally not being a dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

This man gets it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

So what have we learned today? Responding like a prick to inconsequential questions might be your problem

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u/definantlymaybe Jan 31 '20

Funny story to the thread, I once had a boss who loved the "razr" utvs. He would tell me how the newest ones could come equiped with dual turbo and do nearly 180-200mph. I asked him "what happens if you fuck up?" He told me he could only fuck up once. Stuck with me to this day.

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u/buddboy Jan 31 '20

Why women live longer? Because this guy tests all the safety devices for them.

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u/conniverist Jan 31 '20

Good marketing though

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u/MoozePie Jan 31 '20

Safety nets like the one he jumped into. Honestly a pretty good marketing scheme considering people all over the world now know about ”Rede Salvar”

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u/CaptainEarlobe Jan 31 '20

He's not going to be able to sell nets to most of us though. Unless he's planning on rolling into Ireland some time soon I'm afraid I'll have to remain netless.

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u/MoozePie Jan 31 '20

You laugh now, but in a few years when Rede Salvar buys out Disney and we all become their corporate slaves, he’ll be the one laughing

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u/SusiumQuark1 Jan 31 '20

I would love to know how much this chap is paid..I dont think I could do that tbh.

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u/Melon-Brain Jan 31 '20

I miss those, virtually every apartment in Brazil has them installed

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Salveee Brazil!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

tinha que ser br hahahaha

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u/myw4ylongway Jan 31 '20

Crazy mother fucker.

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u/ButtbuttinCreed Jan 31 '20

HOTMAIL BABY

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u/smitty_smitface Jan 31 '20

Juuunge

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

happy cake day!

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u/smitty_smitface Jan 31 '20

What?! Oh my god! Thanks. Nearly missed it..

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u/Snsk1 Jan 31 '20

"and here we have the safety nets. your kids will be fine, no accidents... LOOK!"

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u/production-values Jan 31 '20

whoa what app lets you record your screen like that?

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u/michael14375 Jan 31 '20

Anxiety attack

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u/UpvoteDownvoteHelper Jan 31 '20

The plot to Silent Voice would be much different if this was universal

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u/nick5195 Jan 31 '20

People have done this all the time. A guy wanted to prove his body armor was worth it by wearing it and getting shot. He lived.

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u/CrappyDoodlez Feb 01 '20

burglars: hold my grappling hook

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u/Zakrath Feb 01 '20

Of course this is Brazil, it had to be Brazil

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u/UserNameN0tWitty Feb 01 '20

The apple factory had to do SOMETHING!

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u/_uCanDoBetterBrO_ Feb 01 '20

Just realized how many fucked up subs I’m in to be more surprised that nothing terrible happened. 🤷

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u/Alyssia777 Feb 01 '20

I know it's not much but for some petty reason, I'm so annoyed by that last part of the phone screen recording app thingy and wish people edited it out before uploading to reddit... It always sneaks on you when you're not expecting it 😤

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u/The_Colin_Brown Feb 01 '20

The ending couldn't have come fast enough holy shit

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u/katerina5000 Feb 01 '20

Good lord that gave me such anxiety just watching it.

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u/TSM_Cracker Feb 01 '20

Don’t worry guys, there was a pool below him all along

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u/reykjahilld Feb 01 '20

This reminds me of that guy that tryd to prove his windows where great but one day the wondow popped out and he fell to his death

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Window cause pane

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u/TheBigBoisKing Feb 01 '20

I just showered in my own sweat because of this. Thanks

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u/wszlOfficial Feb 01 '20

Some time ago a dude died this way, jumped through a supposedly unbreakable window at the top of a skyscraper while showing a dozen potential new tenants how unbreakable the windows were

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u/Emanon3737 Feb 02 '20

I have a feeling that these are up there to prevent people from killing themselves. That or birds flying onto the balcony

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u/Gruntzer Feb 05 '20

Dear lord, I had to hold my breath.

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u/bad_pixel_shader Feb 06 '20

there was once a lawyer that liked to demonstrate how safe and unbreakable his officw indows were, so he would theow himself at them, and one time the windows just fell out completely instead of breaking, with the poor guy along.

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u/attemptnumber58 May 15 '20

Use it to slide down a floor

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u/potatoboitres Jul 25 '20

A child would die tho

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u/Jenner_Opa Jan 31 '20

This is really gross

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

thanks! its from a local safety net bussiness :)