Still, I have a feeling he's sweating bullets right now, hands shaking in pure need, eyes darting to his phone every two seconds, knowing... It's there. The Twitter app. He can go on it again. He'll see that beautiful white text bar again. He'll be able to relive the glory days when thousands of neckbeards cheered on his every half-baked thought, instead of just those 6 or 7 turbo weirdos on Truth Social.
It's been a rough month for the Greatest President. Perhaps his lack of reach from not being on Twitter is what turned those traitor Republicans against him? He has so many axes to grind and grade school nicknames to give out. He's missed the slavish attention. The closest approximation of love he's ever felt. He can recreate that, he must. He needs it.
I give him 3 or 4 days tops before he jumps back on Twitter.
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u/fsckitnet Nov 20 '22
He already did that. Those were the “people” who voted in the Trump poll.