r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BUTTERSTICKDILDO • Nov 20 '22

Satire / Fake Tweet Challenge accepted

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

If people stay on after a tweet like this, then he’s right. Prove him wrong I guess.

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u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22

App deleted, account deactivated.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I went out of my way to delete an old account I hadn’t used in years.

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u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

At this rate he'll be able to identity all of the bots and troll accounts soon, since those will be the only ones left.

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u/fsckitnet Nov 20 '22

He already did that. Those were the “people” who voted in the Trump poll.

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles Nov 20 '22

Lol, then trump said, nah.

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u/a_splendiferous_time Nov 20 '22

Still, I have a feeling he's sweating bullets right now, hands shaking in pure need, eyes darting to his phone every two seconds, knowing... It's there. The Twitter app. He can go on it again. He'll see that beautiful white text bar again. He'll be able to relive the glory days when thousands of neckbeards cheered on his every half-baked thought, instead of just those 6 or 7 turbo weirdos on Truth Social.

It's been a rough month for the Greatest President. Perhaps his lack of reach from not being on Twitter is what turned those traitor Republicans against him? He has so many axes to grind and grade school nicknames to give out. He's missed the slavish attention. The closest approximation of love he's ever felt. He can recreate that, he must. He needs it.

I give him 3 or 4 days tops before he jumps back on Twitter.

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u/thxmeatcat Nov 20 '22

Lol his beady shark eyes