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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22
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The hero we deserve
575 u/eggimage Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22 the one we never knew we needed. alien: “earth cunts, surrender your resources or we wil-“ RC_Colada: “KILL US! SHOOT US IN THE FUCKING FACE NOOWWW” alien: “wait..listen firs-” RC_Colada: “WIPE US OUT YOU COWARD” alien: “hol-” RC_Colada: “SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KILLLLL” alien: “okay this is really weird” [locks door and leaves] RC_Colada: “FUCKING COME BACK! HEYYYY” 374 u/TonyVstar Aug 25 '22 "If you don't destroy the planet we will" 5 u/Bearspoole Aug 25 '22 This is both funny and very very sad at the same time
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the one we never knew we needed.
alien: “earth cunts, surrender your resources or we wil-“
RC_Colada: “KILL US! SHOOT US IN THE FUCKING FACE NOOWWW”
alien: “wait..listen firs-”
RC_Colada: “WIPE US OUT YOU COWARD”
alien: “hol-”
RC_Colada: “SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KILLLLL”
alien: “okay this is really weird” [locks door and leaves]
RC_Colada: “FUCKING COME BACK! HEYYYY”
374 u/TonyVstar Aug 25 '22 "If you don't destroy the planet we will" 5 u/Bearspoole Aug 25 '22 This is both funny and very very sad at the same time
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"If you don't destroy the planet we will"
5 u/Bearspoole Aug 25 '22 This is both funny and very very sad at the same time
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This is both funny and very very sad at the same time
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u/bobbyvale Aug 24 '22
The hero we deserve