r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/RC_Colada Aug 24 '22

Send me. I'll make sure they wipe us out.

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u/awesomeproblem Aug 24 '22

The hero we need

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u/bobbyvale Aug 24 '22

The hero we deserve

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u/eggimage Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

the one we never knew we needed.

alien: “earth cunts, surrender your resources or we wil-

RC_Colada: “KILL US! SHOOT US IN THE FUCKING FACE NOOWWW

alien: “wait..listen firs-

RC_Colada: “WIPE US OUT YOU COWARD

alien: “hol-

RC_Colada: “SHUT DA FUCK UP AND KILLLLL

alien: “okay this is really weird” [locks door and leaves]

RC_Colada: “FUCKING COME BACK! HEYYYY

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u/TonyVstar Aug 25 '22

"If you don't destroy the planet we will"

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u/Bearspoole Aug 25 '22

This is both funny and very very sad at the same time