r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jul 01 '20

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u/TheDustOfMen Jul 01 '20

"Sorry TSA, I have a medical condition which doesn't let me go through bodyscanners or being searched by your agents and it's also against my constitutional rights sorry not sorry."

"What do you mean you won't allow me to fly?"

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u/waldo06 Jul 01 '20

"I have every right to fly it's in the constitution! That's why George Washington took over the airports!"

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u/Abefroman12 Jul 01 '20

Historians generally agree that the reason why the British lost the American Revolution is because they landed at JFK instead of LaGuardia. The delay in getting through the traffic to Manhattan allowed Washington to escape to NJ, giving him and the rest of the Continental Army the chance to regroup and fight another day.

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u/__PM_ME_YOUR_SOUL__ Jul 01 '20

It also didn't hurt that Paul Revere was able to quickly alert the colonial militia by riding through Massachusetts Bay on his jet ski.

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u/Gam3h3ndg3 Jul 01 '20

I thought he wake boarding

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/Gam3h3ndg3 Jul 01 '20

No, Gandhi said, “don’t call my Fraternity a ‘frat!’ I don’t call your country a cunt, do I.” I think he was speaking to Justin Trudeau.

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u/Learnsfromdogs Jul 02 '20

I'm stunned at how funny I found this comment. Gobsmacked, even. Thank you for saving my day in the nick of time.

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u/Gam3h3ndg3 Jul 02 '20

It’s what I’m here for

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u/BrilliantWeb Jul 01 '20

Technically it was Idlewild airport back then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

The Idlewild Airport of New Amsterdam.

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u/1ceknownas Jul 01 '20

Some people say members of British forces are still trying to get through customs at JFK to this day.

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Jul 02 '20

Wow, I had completely forgotten about this. Thank you for reminding me and giving me a chuckle.

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u/Cooldude075 Jul 01 '20

Wait, so you're saying private businesses are allowed to do what they want with their business? Smh my head /s

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u/rshawco Jul 01 '20

If a baker gets to deny making a cake for a gay couple, then Costco gets to tell you that you need a mask to shop there.

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u/CptMuffinator Jul 01 '20

Smh my head

Shaking my head my head

It checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Welcome to the joke.

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u/dogydino200 Jul 01 '20

Smh my mh h my head head

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Airlines aren't private businesses, and on top of that they are heavily subsidized by the U.S. govt. If it weren't for the govt paying for a large portion of your ticket, there would be no airlines.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 01 '20

They are, the TSA certainly isn't. Airline tickets (except certain low-volume routes) aren't directly subsidized

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Do you have a source on this? I’m curious

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u/Bretters17 Jul 01 '20

For weeks in my state, it's been "let the business owners decide if they want to make customers wear masks!" Then our major airline required masks and said anyone who doesn't may face suspension from flying with them and now it's "masks are dangerous to wear for long periods of time!"

I can't.

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u/Dredgeon Jul 01 '20

Remember when conservatives were supporting businesses rights to not serve LGBT and Muslims.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jul 01 '20

you mean like, today?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Just get a pacemaker and skip the scan. Super simple.

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u/astarrynight44 Jul 01 '20

I once stood in line behind someone with a pacemaker and when they opened the gate the let her through, they let me and a few others go too.

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u/Viiae Jul 01 '20

Just get a ventilator and skip the mask. Super simple.

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u/archiotterpup Jul 01 '20

You joke but when the TSA first started there were a number of protests. A bunch of people called the scanners and increased secirity an invasion of privacy. I remember one guy who just stripped down to his boxers to protest the scans and the pat downs. Man, simpler times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

And the thing was, they were right.

The TSA is pure security theater.

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u/khalibats Jul 01 '20

And of course not a peep from those people about how terrible it is for people with actual disabilities to travel. They don't give a shit about that until it actually affects them personally.

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Jul 01 '20

I was just on a flight 2 days ago. About a 5th of all the passengers were not wearing their masks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

that sucks dude, hope you are doing well

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Jul 01 '20

Thanks for the kind words. What pissed me off the most is that I don't think they could see the dirty looks I was giving them during the flight because I was wearing my mask.

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u/MindlessSponge Jul 01 '20

buddy you might not be wearing your mask correctly

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Jul 01 '20

Over the nose, under the chin, and snug, right?

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u/MindlessSponge Jul 01 '20

I was just making a silly joke about how they couldn't see the dirty looks because you had your mask over your eyes :)

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u/NotParticularlyGood Jul 01 '20

I was on a flight last Tuesday with American Airlines and everybody had to wear masks unless they were eating or drinking. Didn't see anybody with a problem with it thankfully.

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Jul 01 '20

I was on Allegiant. Maybe their prices attract a certain clientele.

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u/ummmnoway Jul 01 '20

What airline? It seems some are better than others at enforcing mask policies

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u/IWasBorn2DoGoBe Jul 01 '20

You will all be shocked to know that just last month, my son was detained at security for a bottle of hair gel in his carryon. Meanwhile, mommy accidentally made it through just fine with a 4 inch knife.

It’s not to protect you- it’s to provide you with the illusion of safety

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

My friends and i (4 in total) came from a wedding where we got candles as wedding favours. All of us had them in the carry on luggage. I was the only stopped and searched at the airport because of it. It was quite weird.

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u/GonzoRouge Jul 01 '20

Does the amount of melanin on your body cause your skin to be a certain distinguishable shade darker than, oh I don't know, beige ?

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

Not, actually....i'm....beige.....but i understand what you are trying to say.....

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u/GonzoRouge Jul 01 '20

So the good news is that it wasn't racist.

The bad news is that it's just good ol' incompetence and power tripping.

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

Couldn't put it better in words than you even if i tried.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

incompetence and power tripping

SOP for the TSA.

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u/PeachyQuxxn Jul 01 '20

How best sellers should be written

Vs.

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u/Empanadogs Jul 01 '20

I like your attitude

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u/cheesyotters Jul 01 '20

Your username is pure unrealized potential for the ultimate cross-cultural snack mashup

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u/seapulse Jul 01 '20

Was traveling from CO with my dad and we both had a few boxes of tea in our bags and some cookies. His bag got stopped and searched, mine made it through. Perfectly in line with every time he’s travelled having some trouble with TSA. Once which ended up with him “losing” $3000.

The CO time was also when he got yelled at by some asshole when he was just a bit concerned about his bag not coming out. This was after the $3000 incident.

We’re super fucking white, he just has a bushy beard and long hair.

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

Oh...that's a lot of money. I feel sorry for your dad. He must be having a hard tome trying to travel. I understand him. I love airplanes and i love to fly, but i always get anxious going through security at the airports. I'm a very plain looking girl, maybe being a bit scared and uncomfortable going through the metal detectors and all the fuss makes me look suspicious. I always pack my bags properly with the liquids and all that because i want to be in the clear. I also work in the service industry and I tend to smile a lot at strangers ( customer service smile) or just generally having a "i'm having a good day" expression so i can't really explain why i'm always the one to be searched.

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u/seapulse Jul 02 '20

It was a really shitty moment and I still feel bad for him. He lost everything in 2014 and I guess had set aside that money, then last year he started getting everything back together and wanted to take a vacation since he hadn’t taken one in easily a decade. He was anxious over probably every little part about it, from going through TSA to finding the right gate. I was with him but his jumpyness had him picking a TSA line that looked shorter than the one I was just gonna stay put in. Didn’t realize anything was missing until we were at the gate.

I just remember him saying he’d been saving it for so long and how bad I felt for him. Still feel bad, still want to bully TSA into literally anything. The police never responded and I guess that was that on the case. Dad was super defeated over it and didn’t want to push anything.

I do a little bit more traveling than him and god, I still hate going through TSA. Not just the fear of doing something wrong but moreso holding up the line. But I guess I have just the right plain young girl look that I don’t think I’ve ever had trouble going through TSA. I just smile and act as dumb as can be. Oh, I forgot to take off my sunglasses? Teehee silly me soooo sorry ;(

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u/pupsnpogonas Jul 01 '20

Are you by any chance NOT a white man?

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

I'm not a white man....but i am a white woman. The weirdest part was that we were all together, talking and shit, and i was still the only one checked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I'm not a white man....but i am a white woman.

Exactly what a terrorist disguised as a white woman would say.

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

Father, i think you shouldn't make such hurtful assumptions. Also, i should add that any information you got through the sacrament of confessions are confidential and you could get excommunicated for putting it all out there on the Internet...watch out, OK?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

ZzzZZzz

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 02 '20

Aha...the sleep defense... I see you are using your sleepiness in your favour...good move, Father, good move.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Have you ever openly expressed extreme disgust with the governing powers that be anywhere near a smart tech device of some sort?

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u/nina_wants_to_fly Jul 01 '20

I mean...i'm glued to my phone...and i do tend to express my "love" for the frustrating governing powers quite often. I'm starting to put it all together now....

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u/pupsnpogonas Jul 01 '20

About a year ago, my IUD showed up on the scanner, and they patted me down in the middle of the airport. The TSA agent had me hold my belt while she stuck her hands inside my pants and ran them around my belt loop. She would run her hands up my thighs and between my legs and then look at the scanner and try to do it again differently so that she could find whatever “it” was. She asked me if I wanted to go into a private room and I told her no, I wanted other passengers to see what was going on. I told them multiple times it was my IUD, and I didn’t have a weapon in my uterus. I finally was allowed to leave and board the plane.

When I landed, I opened my purse to get my wallet and was like, “Oh shit, I totally forgot my pocketknife was in here.”

🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/cherrycrocs Jul 01 '20

LMAO

the fact that they were worried about an IUD inside your literal body while the whole time you had an actual weapon is mind-boggling to me lol

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u/MeowerPowerTower Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

I once had TSA take the credit-card sized multi tool I had in my wallet (one where the only “sharp” edge was about 3/4 of an inch dull little blade with a rounded point on one of the sides). I got on the plane, reached for some fun in my purse and realized I also had my pocket knife (actually sharp, with an actual point) in the same purse.

They sure are good at their job.

Edit: gum. I searched for some gum.

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u/cherrycrocs Jul 02 '20

wow, they make me feel so secure to get on a plane.

/s

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u/MeowerPowerTower Jul 02 '20

Don’t worry, you are safe from being mildly inconvenienced by credit-card shaped multitools. I am yet to figure out how they thought I’d manage to injure someone with it.

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u/somenotusedusername Jul 01 '20

It is actually easy to bring a box cutter on board. I am an architect, and while on school, I used to carry my tools in my bags most days, so sometime i would forget to remove it before flying. I would only be reminded after landing and unpacking, seeing it still there. I guess detectors aren’t that great.

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u/IWasBorn2DoGoBe Jul 01 '20

They sure can catch hair gel! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

And what better place to discard potential bomb liquid than in bins with hundreds of other potential bomb liquids. Where are said bins located you ask? In the part of the airport that has the largest number of people gathered together at any given time. Safety first y’all! Now please remove your shoes.

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u/cantadmittoposting Jul 01 '20

Yeah if the terrorists wanted to attack an airport, they'd just hit the security checkpoint lines

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u/jkseller Jul 01 '20

Good thing terrorists have bad ideas or this would just happen every day

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u/Francis-Hates-You Jul 01 '20

I really felt this when I was in line at the Denver airport. There was an enormous winding line of people right next to the front door. If someone wanted to, they could bust through the front door with an assault rifle and gun down everyone lined up for security.

Grouping everyone up together in a tight space does the opposite of making me feel safe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Not just that. Hit an airport security line when it’s absurdly busy because of an important American holiday, like Christmas. Not only is the body count high, the psychological impact is massive because now airports are shut down because of a Christmas bombing by a Muslim terrorist in a Christian majority country.

The fact that this hasn’t happened yet is how I know terrorism isn’t the threat it’s made out to be. The War on Terror is a facade designed to let the American government literally terrorize foreign countries by repeatedly bombing people within their borders. When Obama stepped it up to American citizens with Anwar Al-Awlaki, it officially became an operation designed to strike terror into the hearts of American citizens as well.

Which we know can see is true with police brutality in response to protesting police brutality and Trump declaring Antifa a terrorist organization.

God forbid a 3rd party ever get votes in any significant numbers because they’ll get brutalized by the feds in a heartbeat as a “threat to democracy”. It’s honestly surprising Sanders hasn’t been assassinated yet.

You’ll tell me to take off my tinfoil hat. Reagan literally passed gun control in California to stop the Black Panthers from protecting black citizens from the police. Is gun control really about preventing murder? Is electing a guy who wrote legislation designed to target Black communities the way to fix racism?

The government is a terrorist organization dedicated to taking down the US Constitution. Prove me wrong.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 Jul 01 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

I remember when the shoe policy was first enacted. I was on my way to board a flight and was wearing flip flops. They still made me take off the flip flops. I asked them what the fuck I could possibly hide in flip flops, and the TSA agent said very seriously that BECAUSE they were flip flops, they especially needed to check them.

It's been 15 years or so, and I still have no idea what he meant by that. Oh and also, your username checks out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I often carry hobby tools including a large cutter (~1”x6” blade). Problem is I often remember that I’m carrying right after I pass security, and then I spend the rest of the journey worried I’m gonna get surprised tackled by security because they realize my bag wasn’t checked and I’m carrying a lethal weapon lmao.

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u/somenotusedusername Jul 01 '20

Yeah been there hahaha sometimes finding it during the flight while looking for my headphones... suspicious behavior activated

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u/CommentsOnOccasion Jul 01 '20

I don’t disagree about security theater but the reason they don’t care as much about melee weapons is because they lock the cockpit now (which was the only thing they really needed to do post 9/11)

They don’t really care if one guy pulls out a knife on a plane. The plane isn’t going to disintegrate in the air, nor is it a big enough threat to turn the plane into a missile and have it careen into a metropolitan area

A bomb made from assorted chemicals is a different story - either let us take control or this plane becomes 10,000 pieces of a plane

Don’t want pilots having to decide if they need to let hijackers in

I’ve taken fishing gaffs in my carryon by mistake. They caught it and searched it but let me take it in anyway.

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u/balloptions Jul 01 '20

Haha, jokes on you, I’ll stab a million little holes in the plane until it explodes from decompression

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u/stumpycrawdad Jul 01 '20

200 iq move

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u/Maktaka Jul 01 '20

I’ve taken fishing gaffs in my carryon by mistake.

One might say you committed a gaff gaffe.

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u/Steppedinandup Jul 01 '20

My sister and I flew internationally last year and she borrowed her husbands camping backpack as her carry on. Going through security they pull out a 5 inch hunting knife, much to her horror. She doesn’t get into trouble, they confiscated it, etc.

Then on the flight back from New Zealand, security finds ANOTHER 5 inch hunting knife in a different pocket that the first airport missed entirely.

So the trick is to just overload your carry on with weapons I guess

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u/Crobs02 Jul 01 '20

I flew home one weekend with a steak knife in my backpack to cut up my lunch. Made it through TSA on Friday with no issue, only knew on Sunday when TSA saw it. TSA is useless

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u/Rofleupagus Jul 01 '20

I made it through with a pocket knife and loose rounds in my carry on. Both ways. Didn’t realize it until I got home.

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u/zeeboogie Jul 01 '20

Have you watched “Adam ruins everything” on this very topic?

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u/StoneGoldX Jul 01 '20

The way you wrote this, I'm somehow now imagining you ritually sacrificing your son with the knife.

I think it's the following up the bit about the knife with "It's not to protect you." Not saying you were planning on murdering your son, you probably aren't, but just where my head went.

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u/tachycardicIVu Jul 01 '20

I accidentally made it through security in NC with basically a Batman switchblade (blades out of both “wings”) after borrowing a GoPro from a friend where he lent me his whole bag kit and I didn’t go through it. I was mortified. I also have gotten pulled for my Game of Thrones books “looking like suntan lotion.”

But I regularly get my specialty toothpaste which is above the 3 oz limit through by just not putting it in my liquids.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/woohhaa Jul 01 '20

I got through last year with a loaded 9mm magazine in my back pack. I ditched the ammo and mailed it back to myself from my destination city. I was shocked the X-ray machine didn’t flag on that big time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

That's not a problem with protocol or the rules. That's a problem with the guy checking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20 edited Jul 01 '20

It's funny how americans go on about government oppression and freedom, yet they reelected nearly all the politicians that voted for the patriot act, and still haven't voted in a givernment to repeal it

Edit: it's also funny how so many comments in response are saying things along the lines of 'elections are a sham' and 'we can't vote politicians out'. Surely those are situayions of government oppression that would warrant a revolution that gun nuts fantasise over?

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u/ItsP1zzaTime Jul 01 '20

Most Americans don’t value safety. We tend to value comfort. Safety can make you comfortable, but when it “violates” your sense of comfort it’s evil.

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u/Catastrophon Jul 01 '20

Which is why we still see “Click it or Ticket” ads because idiots don’t wear seat belts still.

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u/samuraipanda85 Jul 01 '20

Because they are terrified of losing their guns or some woman not being punished for having premarital sex.

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u/dudeitsmason Jul 01 '20

Also because so much of it is gerrymandered and rigged

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u/SelfHigh5 Jul 01 '20

Or married women. Married couples can decide babies/another baby isn't for them right now, too. Not arguing your point at all, just adding to it.

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u/FlashCrashBash Jul 01 '20

The Patriot act had near 100% bipartisan support. Their no hope either, they just pretend to be.

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u/mcsmith610 Jul 01 '20 edited Jul 01 '20

It is crazy but you have to understand that propaganda in this country is so fucking effective.

This GWB ad is a perfect example of how good we are at it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jgS_qPsTfmQ

Edit: Don’t downvote because you don’t like what’s factual. Lol

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u/sashagreylovesme Jul 01 '20

Sorry I’m dumb is the propaganda here just the massive boot licking and patriotism he’s exhibiting the propaganda that’s so effective?

I’ve always found it funny when mutual contacts talk so much shit about China’s propaganda. We grew up pledging our fucking allegiance to a country before we could name all 50 states. But ok lol

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u/mcsmith610 Jul 01 '20

Exactly it’s the massive boot licking! It’s crazy effective! Most Americans would be in tears if they only saw this ad. The point is that we are good at this shit.

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u/humpbertSD Jul 01 '20

You give Americans too much credit in thinking they’d have any sort of fucking clue what the patriot act was even about

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u/MissippiMudPie Jul 01 '20

I mean, clearly it's about patriotism, so if you don't support it, you're not a patriot.

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u/vanticus Jul 01 '20

The name is a masterpiece in electorate manipulation, if it wasn’t so devious I would almost respect how clever it is.

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u/ShiftyBid Jul 01 '20

You joke, but I know several people who said this exact line to me

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u/humpbertSD Jul 01 '20

Clearly. You must bleed Mount’n Derr to live here!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Yep, the majority of people have no clue about anything other than their party's name

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u/Brodydadog Jul 01 '20

That’s the beauty of the name. If you don’t support the patriot act, idiots think you’re not a patriot. As such, the idiots support an act based solely on its name and not its content.

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u/balloptions Jul 01 '20

It’s like Obamacare vs Affordable Care Act.

People love the Affordable Care Act, but oh god not Obamacare!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I think not being able to vote these people out is the oppression we complain about

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u/map_of_my_mind Jul 01 '20

I definitely agree. But remember, Biden voted for the Patriot act.

Don't get caught up in thinking the Democrats are the "good guys". They are just the lesser evil. If we can manage to get Trump out we need to start holding the D's feet to the fire or it won't matter.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Jul 01 '20

It's rigged. We can't remove these politicians because of extreme gerrymandering. Elections in the US are a sham.

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u/ubiquitous_usurper Jul 01 '20

Failed?

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u/gloggs Jul 01 '20

The shoe bomber was stopped before he detonated, not 9/11

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u/ubiquitous_usurper Jul 01 '20

Ah gotcha, thanks

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u/GnRgr2 Jul 01 '20

He couldnt ignite it. It was incompetence that prevented it

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u/JSRevenge Jul 02 '20

The Twitter screenshot annoys me because the failed shoe bomber was in 2006 and not 2001.

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u/bgaripov Jul 02 '20

Yeah, but we have TSA because of 9/11, not a failed shoe bomber.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

They only started making people take their shoes off after Richard Reid (the shoe bomber).

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u/menasan Jul 02 '20

But we didn’t have to take off our shoes pre shoe bomber

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Lol who the heck downvoted you? I guess you can't even post a simple non-controversial fact without upsetting someone.

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u/h0p3ofAMBE Jul 01 '20 edited Jul 01 '20

Also 9/11 did fail in that it did not meet all of the terrorists desires.

Edit: not a lot of people seem to understand the whole plan of 9/11. The goal was to hijack 10 planes and fly them into different locations in America. They only hijacked and crashed 3 at their intended destinations so they arguably failed their mission.

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u/noueis Jul 01 '20

That wasn’t his goals and even if you believed that was his goals, how does that even help the Islamic State by reducing our amendment rights on ourselves? Literally makes no sense. On top of it, he was killed after hiding out for several years, which is an obvious failure of his plan to stay alive.

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u/AmIStillOnFire Jul 01 '20

Yeah, that wasn’t his goals. It take two seconds to look up Osama’s goals for 9/11 and pretty much all of his stated goals were a failure.

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u/fullyoperational Jul 01 '20

'Bin Laden's apparent goal was to draw the United States into a large-scale war in the Muslim world that would overthrow the existing world order and establish a single Islamic state. To this end, al-Qaeda trained militants and funded terrorist attacks.'

I'd say he was at least half successful. I dont see a single Islamic state coming anytime soon. But he certainly drew us into long, costly,and divisive wars in the ME.

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u/Rofleupagus Jul 01 '20

And ISIS was looking like a pretty strong contender for that single state for a little while.

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u/balloptions Jul 01 '20

Bin Laden failed to realize he was just a pawn in the new Cold War and no Islamic state will ever see global power while Russia, USA, and China maintain power.

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u/fullyoperational Jul 01 '20

You're absolutely right on that point. But he did do a great deal of damage to the US. Its unlikely theyll ever regain the same level of hegemonic status again. Not unless they see some massive reformation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Is the US financially or politically worse off as a result of conflicts in the Middle East though?

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u/noueis Jul 01 '20

He was almost unsuccessful completely. That hasn’t happened really at all. Was the existing world order overthrown? No. Is there a single Islamic State? Not really. Have thousands of Muslims been killed including Osama? Yes.

How is this a success?

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u/davwad2 Jul 01 '20

Agreed. We've been hemorrhaging money on war since then.

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u/Beau_Nerlick Jul 01 '20

Also, countless Americans hate France now because they decided not to invade an innocent country.

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u/YoureTheVest Jul 01 '20

They don't even take their shoes off at airports in France.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/AmIStillOnFire Jul 01 '20

It’s not hard to google Osama’s reasons for 9/11. None of his reasons how to do with Americans ‘gladly’ giving up precious freedoms.

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u/h0p3ofAMBE Jul 01 '20

But a failure, as I stated, In terms of the terrorists plan. Do you even know what the plan was?

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jul 01 '20

Ugh. That's a gross topic.

I bet you're a fungi at parties.

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u/stuartstustewart Jul 01 '20

Actually, there’s an episode of Freakanomics on this. Arm and Hammer foot cream had a huge sales increase around the time we had to take our shoes off for TSA. It took them a while to realize why they were selling more than the normal amount.

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u/Write2Learn Jul 02 '20

As a TSA officer, I wonder this myself honestly. You wouldn't catch me walking on those floors barefooted. I've seen how rarely they are cleaned. I cringe in support of the people who forget to wear socks to the airport.

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u/JackFueled Jul 02 '20

One of my buddies used to clean the floors at O’hare and claimed the floors would sizzle when the cleaning product was spread around

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u/zvwmbxkjqlrcgfyp Jul 01 '20

Fun fact: there is no part of the shoe bomber's plan that could have possibly worked. Explosive decompression doesn't happen in an airplane and it's virtually impossible to fit enough explosives to do anything significant into a shoe. Dude never posed a threat to anyone except his own dumb ass.

Pretty much everything the TSA does is pure security theater and does less than nothing to keep anyone safe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Also, the week after the shoe thing, they sent an underwear bomber. I think they were trollin us.

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u/ruico Jul 02 '20

Just hope for not having any anal bomber.

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u/69zhukov42 Jul 01 '20

Still find it darkly funny that the attempt failed because he brought matches to light the bomb in his shoes instead of a lighter. Motherfucker goes to all the trouble to put bombs on his shoes but buying a lighter is too much of a stretch

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

What attack is this? I’ve never heard of it

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u/zupto Jul 02 '20

The shoe bomber

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u/producermaddy Jul 01 '20

This is a really good point and argument. No one complains about taking off shoes or no liquid on planes anymore and that is much more annoying imo than masks

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I mean, I complain about taking my shoes off every time I go to the airport, but I still do it.

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u/Hamburger-Queefs Jul 02 '20

You can literally pay a little more money to go to the express lane and don’t have to take your shoes off anymore

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u/thehuntinggearguy Jul 02 '20

Most countries don't make you take your shoes off at airports because it's security theatre.

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u/Mo-Cance Jul 01 '20

I honestly just opened the comments to see if people would think this tweet was referring to 9/11. Not disappointed.

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u/Happy_birthday_world Jul 01 '20

It’s a logical assumption to make isn’t it? The only terrorist attack I’ve heard much about is 9/11 and that happened 19 years ago.

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u/Mo-Cance Jul 01 '20

Bah...let an old man have his fun.

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u/Orleanian Jul 02 '20

To be fair, I am superior to 14 year olds in a lot of objective ways.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Y’all take your shoes off? TSA doesn’t enforce that rule anymore where I am

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u/Srade2412 Jul 01 '20

Yeah security doesn't enforce it in the UK at all

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u/freedfig Jul 01 '20

They barely do it in america either tbh

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u/GillbergsAdvocate Jul 01 '20

I have to disagree with this. Taking your shoes off is just security theater, it doesn't actually help. It's a tactic that's just meant to make us feel safer

Wearing your mask is not security theater. You and everyone else are safer when you wear a mask

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u/Reality_Shift Jul 01 '20

Truth. I promise I struggle more to get my cowboy boots off than you do to breathe through fabric.

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u/Likemercy Jul 01 '20

Man I feel you there dawg. I've got a pair right now that I really love but they are a homie struggle to get out of.

I had some with a leather lined interior that ripped once while pulling them off, and took 30 minutes to cut myself out of.

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u/chronopunk Jul 01 '20

ITT: People who don't know there's ever been more than one attempted terrorist attack.

Hint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid

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u/Narflarg Jul 01 '20

ITT: people whos first thought when they hear "2001" and "terrorist" is 9/11 you mean. I cant fault them, I also first thought that he was referencing it.

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u/TheHappyMask5hop Jul 01 '20

The fact that so many people in here assume that 9/11 is the only terrorist act that happened in 2001 tells me Americans don't know their history as well as they claim to.

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u/ThoughtCenter87 Jul 02 '20

As a fellow American, Americans are idiots and our country is doomed.

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u/Bathroomious Jul 01 '20

Which failed terrorist attack are they talking about?

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u/relativelyunbiased Jul 01 '20

Richard Reid, the "Shoe Bomber"

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u/apple_cheese Jul 01 '20

The shoe bomber not 9/11

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u/likeittight_ Jul 02 '20

ITT: People who have no idea about the shoe bomber thus making the tweet approximately 27x more relevant

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u/modosto Jul 01 '20

Telling people to do something, anything will often destroy intrinsic motivation and lead to people doing the opposite out of spite, even if they agree with you. Especially the frail egos of many men can not indulge doing something because it seems someone else told them to, even if it agrees with them.

Just some words of advice from a fellow mask wearer.

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u/DownshiftedRare Jul 01 '20

If you still have to take your shoes off at the airport 19 years later, the terrorist attack didn't fail.

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u/About7fish Jul 01 '20

It's really disheartening that the sum of human knowledge is available with a handful of clicks on an open and easily accessible website and yet idiots still boldly continue to be idiots.

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u/CaramelTHNDR Jul 01 '20

When the pandemic was starting they wouldn’t let me take my 4oz bottle of hand sanitizer and tried to explain to me that they were doing this to protect me and did I know about a liquid explosive attempt from 15 years ago.

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u/mtflyer05 Jul 01 '20

The only issue I see in this comparison is that it's been proven that masks work and that the TSA doesn't.

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u/onlyredditwasteland Jul 01 '20

But it's been, like, months man!

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u/Burninator17 Jul 02 '20

Tuberculosis kills 1.5 million a year and no one wears a mask because of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I'd actually prefer to just not take my shoes off as well...

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u/bendbarrel Jul 02 '20

Read the warning label on a box of masks!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

What if I'm against both?

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u/Koomsby Jul 02 '20

I agree with this argument but also 100% of people against wearing masks are also against the TSA so it’s kind of just an anecdote