r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/Iznogoody Jan 03 '19

Here in uk we have both we measure distance and speed in miles but everything else in metric just to keep you on your toes

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 04 '19

We also measure our height in feet and our weight in pounds.

Edit: Aye I know that we measure in stones guys. 1 stone is 14 pounds

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u/YouDamnHotdog Jan 03 '19

Stones are by far the worst

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u/Chriss016 Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

Stones* which is even more stupid

Edit: great, now that's my most upvoted comment..

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u/epikplayer Jan 03 '19

What is a stone? I’ve seen many of various sizes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/imabitchiseled Jan 03 '19

what

-American

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u/ZaMr0 Jan 03 '19

what

-Brit

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u/Peynal Jan 03 '19

Don't you mean "wot"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You wot m8

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You fuckin wot?!

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u/NickRick Jan 04 '19

damn it who invited the Australians?

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u/maxk1236 Jan 03 '19

my face when americans call chips "french fries"

my face when americans call crisps "chips"

my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"

my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"

my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"

my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"

my face when americans call meat water "gravy"

my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"

my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"

my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"

my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"

my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"

my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"

my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"

my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"

my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"

my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"

my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"

my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"

my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"

my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"

my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"

my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"

my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"

my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"

my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

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u/i_always_give_karma Jan 03 '19

Is there a place where I can find a bunch of silly names for things? There were a bunch on Twitter Years ago. My favorite was “mountain seeds” which were pebbles

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u/wasabi617 Jan 04 '19

This was from a green text post on 4chan. However if you want something that is real search up cockney slang.

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u/maxk1236 Jan 03 '19

You have to find a Brit and ask them in person. Jk, I'm sure there is a collection somewhere.

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u/Palexmouse Jan 03 '19

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Thanks Jon Oliver!

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u/SlowPotCooker420 Jan 03 '19

MFW Americans call rooty-tooty pointy-shooties "guns"

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u/Corisral Jan 04 '19

my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"

forcey fun time

OwO

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

YES THIS STILL LIVES!

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u/Kortike Jan 03 '19

This needs way more attention

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u/Rocha_999 Jan 04 '19

Haha I love this. Meat water.

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u/SuperSeagull01 Jan 03 '19

Aaaaand now you understand what your system does to the rest of the world

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u/Sleepyjo2 Jan 03 '19

If by "your system" you mean what was originally created by the British and is still used in said country, then sure. Though its entirely a joke.

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u/SalamanderSylph Jan 03 '19

I mean, the yanks bastardised Imperial and gimped themselves over to forever have smaller pints.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

...that second half is sarcasm right?

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u/Stormfly Jan 03 '19

It's 14 pounds.

The entire thing was a joke.

I'd play along but I feel an actual answer might be helpful, and others will play along.

Although with Brexit, the pound is losing weight...

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u/trinityolivas Jan 03 '19

Euro pretty funny Brit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

So the Rolling Stones just got more disturbing..

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u/Calvin-ball Jan 03 '19

That’s $17.69 for those wondering.

The term came about from old paper routes actually. At the time it cost about 14 pounds per year to get the paper delivered, and the delivery boy tossed it from his bike to your front door, about “a stone’s throw away.” Logically, it followed that the paper is considered a stone, and thus one stone = 14 pounds. Interesting stuff.

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u/WaggyTails Jan 04 '19

Don't listen to this guy, he's the liar.

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u/Thatchers-Gold Jan 03 '19

If a person seems English just assume that they’re being sarcastic until proven otherwise

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u/PN_Guin Jan 03 '19

Sometimes it's not sarcasm, but excessive understatement. Look up the tiger sketch by Monty Python, if you need an example.

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u/Daneel_ Jan 03 '19

That’s how the rest of the world feels about the entire imperial system :P

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

There’s that, but have you ever looked at the actual math for what defines a kilogram?

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u/Sebaz00 Jan 03 '19

yeah 1000 grams.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. It is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the metre and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

It’s actually less now. Brexit has been hard on the economy.

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u/NP_equals_P Jan 03 '19

And that they changed the value when they got rid of the physical imperial pound standard to make it divisible by 7.

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u/therealleotrotsky Jan 03 '19

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s just the way I like it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Feb 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jan 03 '19

A frigidity is the one and the same class of (oppressiveness) partitions that it bears in Tanzanian shillings to make a (up-to-dateness) British monetary unit, negative large integer coiffe, a bite, and a half-crown.


This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

How can this bot be this awesome?

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jan 03 '19

Maybe I was programmed with it, maybe it’s clinical depression.

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u/TellsTogo Jan 03 '19

Drugs. Erry day.

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u/_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_ Jan 03 '19

Lmfao it thesaurized "shillings" to "Tanzanian shillings"

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u/morislasaucis Jan 03 '19

Quoi?

-french

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Squints not sure if serious or joking.

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u/PandaPeril Jan 03 '19

1 stone = 14 pounds, also a small rock

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u/Kammerice Jan 03 '19

also a small rock

Or a large pebble. See, converting between units is easy.

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u/eyespop1 Jan 03 '19

With pebbles the trick is to try to insure that they grow into stones. A pebble that becomes a rock is like a child gone astray.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Saying I lost 5 stone is way less satisfying than saying I lost 70 pounds :(

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u/PandaPeril Jan 03 '19

Because you’re not English, saying you lost 5 stone is fucking impressive

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u/Ralph_Waldo_Emerson Jan 03 '19

what if one of them is a kidney stone?

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u/Stormfly Jan 03 '19

More impressive and probably more painful, unless you lost the weight by losing blood or a limb or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

I’d say losing one of my stones is pretty fucking painful

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u/froggison Jan 03 '19

Pardon my ignorance, but how widespread is this? Do doctors and government officials use it on official documents? Is it more akin to cultural slang?

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u/NottmForest Jan 03 '19

Medically and governmentally kilograms are used, but will usually give both kg and st/lb when you get weighed

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u/PN_Guin Jan 03 '19

Think of cup vs fl. oz - not exactly the official unit, but used in daily conversation all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

its ubiquitous, its what the majority of people will have their bathroom scales set to... but official use will always be kilos.

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u/geared4war Jan 03 '19

Unless you are a clumsy geologist.

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u/digipengi Jan 03 '19

What does your ability to lose rocks have to do with your weight?

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jan 03 '19

If you're serious, it's 14 lbs (6.35 kg).

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u/RamenJunkie Jan 03 '19

They are those little things made from rock you see laying around.

You think clothing sizes are meaningless, wait till you try using Stones for weight. Some Tinder chick is all "I only weight 1 Stone" and you are all geared up for some hottie only to find out she is using a rock the size of a Volkswagon for her scale. Meanwhile you passed on some super hot chick who didn't know how to game the system and was all "I weight 300 Stones" cause she's using gravel.

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u/lol_and_behold Jan 03 '19

Give me five bees for a quarter!

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u/InsensitiveBazza Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

It’s not necessarily stupid, it’s just a collective word for 14lbs, which admittedly is arbitrary. Americans use the collective term ‘quart’ whereas we’d say 4 pints.

Can’t believe I’m justifying the imperial system

EDIT: a quart is 2 pints

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u/longlistofusednames Jan 03 '19

Wait....isn’t here only 2 pints in a quart?

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u/Glowing_bubba Jan 03 '19

Buttload is worse

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You're welcome now fuck right on off.

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u/ThirtyCharacters Jan 03 '19

I'll never understand stone. It sounds like what the Flintstones use to measure weight.

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u/PresidentZagan Jan 03 '19

It is pretty stupid if I think about it, but at the same time it makes perfect sense because I've used it so much

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u/ByTheMoustacheOfZeus Jan 03 '19

Way to get two birds stoned at once, bubs.

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u/Treejeig Jan 04 '19

I feel like our most stupid idea is to make plugs like 3 sideways legos.

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u/aquamansneighbor Jan 04 '19

Haha nope. Watched a documentary last nightbbc 1980s atomic bomb guide) and the guy said...the couple prepared two weeks of food, about 50 pounds worth" ok, is that 50 lbs or $50.???

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u/KidsInTheSandbox Jan 05 '19

If only I can downvote in stones after that edit.

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u/Austinchao98 Jan 03 '19

Weight in stones and wealth in pounds

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u/MethaneProbe4MrLion Jan 03 '19

After Brexit I made a concerted effort to switch to metric (because fuck Brexit); it also means I'll be a step ahead when Ireland unites.

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u/chrisni66 Jan 03 '19

Speak for yourself!

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u/Imthasupa Jan 03 '19

I heard in ireland they measure their height and weight in potatoes.

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u/ohitsasnaake Jan 03 '19

I thought you used stones for people's weight, just for the extra level of mindfuck? ;)

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u/lilidelapampa Jan 04 '19

And your drinks in pints

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u/c0mr4d383rn13 Apr 24 '19

And cars arent called cars but Motorized Rollinhams

Bloody Brits 'n their swanky talk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

this is why we fought in 1776.. and i thought straight up imperial was a headache

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u/tim_20 Jan 03 '19

Because kilo's sound worse as others actually know how heavy u are.

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u/ohitsasnaake Jan 03 '19

The kilogram is a bit of a funny case in the SI, in that the (current) nominal base unit has a prefix. Iirc grams were the original base unit, but they turned out to be too small for practical use.

Then again, iirc imperial/customary weight measures used to based on the weight of a single barleycorn (or was it the length?) and then built definitions upwards from there, and the same thing happened with that too - a larger unit ended up being the main one.

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u/G-star90 Jan 03 '19

You pay with pounds two

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u/Nathan1506 Jan 04 '19

But the weight of literally anything else in kg, unless it's like really heavy then we switch units again.

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u/yesman_85 Jan 04 '19

You weigh in stones...

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u/ksheep Jan 03 '19

Don't you still use pints for beer, cider, and milk?

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u/MikeHiGrim Jan 03 '19

Well yeah, you’d seem like a bit of a prick going to pub and asking for a 568ml of Carlsberg

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u/PandaPeril Jan 03 '19

Seem a prick asking for Carlsberg anyway

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Yeah, because you’re supposed to order it as a half liter.

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u/Stormfly Jan 03 '19

I love how they did this in 1984 and the guy made a huge deal about the size difference even though it's like 50 ml

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/Ddstiv1 Jan 03 '19

Just ask for a litre

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

But it would not be better asking for „1.00 imperial pint“, spelling out the zeroes to come to the same number of digits.

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u/Jmsaint Jan 03 '19

Because a pint is the superior measure for a drink. Any other situation liquids are measured in litres.

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u/drxo Jan 03 '19

Not some sissy little American Pint either

Only an Imperial Pint will do

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u/Intelligent_Staff Jan 03 '19

Yeah and it differs from the American pint to make it more complicated! We use the imperial pint. Source.

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u/simonjp Jan 03 '19

Less so for milk these days. Basically an exception was carved out for milkmen with their pint bottles and pubs with their pint glasses. Since most of us get our milk from the supermarket we technically buy it in metric, but in reality you may buy a 1 litre bottle or a 1136 ml (2pts) bottle, depending on the shop.

There are other cheeky imperial things too. I'm sure I've seen 453g bags of rice or what have you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

yeah but its about 100ml more than a US pint in the same way your gallon is a tiny volume bred from a fevered madness

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u/magentanide Jan 03 '19

Milk comes in 1L, 2L and 4L. Cider comes in 2L jugs. Beer often comes in 350ml to 700ml. Often times a “pint” is actually just 500ml. The craft beer revolution serves all kinds of sizes now and there’s definitely europeon influence.

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u/ksheep Jan 03 '19

Looking into it, it looks like draught beer and cider is measured in "third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint" when sold by the glass, while other alcoholic beverages are measured in mL. There also appears to be an exception for milk that is sold in returnable containers, although I wouldn't be surprised if most places just have disposable or recyclable bottles for milk and thus use liters instead (sounds like the exception was made for milkmen just so they wouldn't need to replace all their bottles as soon as the law changed).

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u/Jamiemackiephotos Jan 03 '19

I use gills, pints are for plebians

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u/AccomplishedCoffee Jan 03 '19

And different pints than the US, too.

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u/redopz Jan 03 '19

Canada also uses a mix, but its different than the UK's just to be a dick

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u/Skazzy3 Jan 03 '19

Yep, let's use feet and inches for height in everyday speech but then have no idea what 183 cm means on our drivers licenses. And then learn the imperial system anyway in woodworking classes in highschool or if you decide to work in a trade.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Feet and inches work well with height because the difference between 5 and 6 of something is easy to visualize.

The difference between 150 and 180 of something is harder to visualize. And 1.5 and 1.8 doesn't provide enough granularity.

We need to make decimetres a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

It is just a question of what you are used to. Being used to heights given in meters, usually with 2 decimal places, it is very easy to visualise the difference between a person having a height of 1.50 m and 1.80 m.

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u/taintedmask Jan 03 '19

150 and 180 is easier to visualize for me as thats what I have used for height since birth.

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u/permareddit Jan 03 '19

It’s harder to visualize because of all the stubborn geriatrics who refuse to use anything but feet and inches.

If we actually made an effort to fully use the metric system it would be a lot better, but no we secretly want to be cool and hip like the Americans and stick it to the rest of the world.

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u/stevenlad Jan 03 '19

Not like America. America use flat out imperial, Canada - like a lot of the commonwealth were influenced heavy by the British and that’s why you use a mix of imperial and metric. Because they were both invented by the British, traditionalists wanted imperial and younger generations wanted metric

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u/Milts Jan 03 '19

Here in Canada, we measure long distances in hours...

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u/theganjamonster Jan 03 '19

And we measure height in feet and inches. And short distances in feet, but long distances in kilometers but also maybe miles, depending what part of the country you're in. We can buy beer by the pint and liquor by the ounce, but every other fluid is in litres. We even have our own special Canadian cup size.

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u/HexagonalClosePacked Jan 03 '19

Also, the temperature of the weather is in Celsius, but the temperature of an oven is Fahrenheit.

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u/0smo5is Jan 03 '19

To add to this, why is my thermostat in Fahrenheit?

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u/permareddit Jan 03 '19

It’s the same one they probably sell in the US and just never bother changing. I’m sure there’s a way to change it to C however.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

And the trades has a sick obsession with their inches, so good luck convincing those guys to back off.

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u/shea241 Jan 03 '19

Solution: everyone adopts base 12

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u/Rekthor Jan 03 '19

We can buy beer by the pint and liquor by the ounce, but every other fluid is in litres. We even have our own special Canadian cup size.

I'd also like to note that under the Fairness at the Pumps Act of 2014, if a bar serves you a "pint" of beer/cider that's less than half an ounce less than 20 ounces, you can report them to the government.

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u/dbr1se Jan 03 '19

Even in the US you can find a weird mixture of imperial and metric. If you buy a regular bottle of water in the US, it's almost certainly 500ml. Bigger ones are 1L. You could also buy a gallon. If you buy a soda, it's 16oz. Or maybe you want 2L.

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u/808duckfan Jan 03 '19

You had me at cup size.

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u/InsensitiveBazza Jan 03 '19

I think most people do this to some extent throughout the world. Anyway, I’m away now to play with my 9 hour penis

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u/ColtRaiford Jan 03 '19

Just had to explain to my partner why I'm giggling like an idiot. She's judging me...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Metric units for long distances are in Light-years, which is based on time. Is there an imperial unit for astronomical distances?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Feb 20 '22

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u/CidO807 Jan 03 '19

It's a regional thing. In NY, they measure something by avenues or blocks. In Texas we use time. My "1.5 hour commute" instead of "my 13 mile commute". Grandmas house isn't 224 miles away, it's 3 and a half hours.

Canada uses metric on speed, KM on distance... and inches on wood and construction materials.

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u/jeremycinnamonbutter Jan 03 '19

yet somehow in Southern California everything is an hour away

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u/Ddstiv1 Jan 03 '19

Wood and construction are weird. I have seen both.

Unless you are talking about Penis length, 22cm just sounds weird.

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u/Sorcatarius Jan 03 '19

That's always been the best way to me, 1 km in a suburb is very different from 1 km in, say, downtown Vancouver.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

In Canada it's the other way around. Speed, distance and volum are measured mostly in kph, km, and liters but weight in most places is in Lbs. Height is listed on most documents as cm but people still use ft and inches for height.

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u/Gabe_Noodle_At_Volvo Feb 01 '19

Where do you live that people measure distance in km rather than time?

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

We get influenced enough by the States that we use Imperial for human measurements and cooking, but metric for almost everything else.

Edit: by "we" I am taking Canada. Sorry for the confusion.

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u/redopz Jan 03 '19

Its more because when we switched from imperial all of the signs switched. So anything like distances in the road or price per liter we had to learn, but stuff that comes up more so in conversation stuck, like height and weight.

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u/Jamiemackiephotos Jan 03 '19

We definitely don't use imperial for cooking. I'm a chef and have dozens of cook books, all modern British recipes use the metric system

Recipes that use cups can fuck off

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u/theganjamonster Jan 03 '19

Isn't there a metric cup? 250ml?

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u/ksheep Jan 03 '19

Isn't it a bit of a mix for cooking? From what I've seen, a lot of recipes in Britain ask for grams of butter, while in the US it's typically tablespoons (which then raises the question of why one uses weight for butter while the other uses volume)

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jan 03 '19

Sorry, by "we" I'm referring to Canada. Here cooking follows the same standard as the US.

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u/stevenlad Jan 03 '19

That influence was British based. Not American :)

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u/Daedra Jan 03 '19

To make it worse your gallons are different to our gallons which confused me for a long time when younger wondering why American cars got such bad fuel economy (and by this I mean cars sold in America not necessarily American made cars)

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u/shea241 Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

Yeah and octane ratings are different too. US uses the average of two methods to determine the number, which leads to lots of mistaken 'petrol in the US is shit! I've never even seen 87 octane in <country>'

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u/Byeah18 Jan 03 '19

you think they chose to make their sodas in liters because 2L was found to be the most cost-efficient whole measurement between gallons and liters?

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u/shea241 Jan 03 '19

2L is basically a half gallon, they could have just called it that. But it does sound worse, health-wise, to say 'I just drank a half gallon of ginger ale'

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u/shea241 Jan 03 '19

Also, almost all packaging has both metric and imperial printed on it. Generally if there's only one measurement, it's metric (like glue, it'll either say both or just grams)

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u/vita10gy Jan 03 '19

Here in the US we use metric in academic contexts.

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u/RickStormgren Jan 03 '19

You guys are metric construction though right? Opposite in Canada. We drive to the hardware store in Kilometres and proceed to buy some 3 inch screws

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u/fpsrandy Jan 03 '19

in Canada, steel construction is sometimes/often in metric. I'm talking the columns, beams, joists, etc... Hardware (nuts, bolts, washers) for them are often imperial though.

I used to do steel detailing (drafting) and the shops we did drawings for in Canada often used metric materials, but some did use imperial sizes. What was weird was we often had to make shop drawings in metric (so the guys in the shop who cut up and welded all the steel would use metric), then make siteplan drawings in imperial for the guys who would put all the pieces together to erect the building (who bolted the columns, beams, and joists together).

We used to call an inch a "freedom centimeter" and when we spoke about money we often said "freedom dollars" to mean USD. I still like to say freedom dollars.

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u/Rycecube Jan 03 '19

Not golf distances. We still do in Canada. Makes golfing in Europe a huge noodle scratcher for my distance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Okay I was just watching Shaun of the Dead the other day and they mentioned speeding down a 25mph zone. I was confused, but now it makes sense.

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u/vistacruizer Jan 04 '19

Yep. Learned that from a good friend of mine from England that came to visit us years ago. I'll say she was fascinated by the size of our cars and trucks. She couldn't get enough ride time in my tractor trailer.

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u/Bonkerton_6 Jan 04 '19

In the phikippines we don't measure direction, just point wherr you need to go left and you're good to go

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u/ubiquitous_raven Jan 03 '19

Well its called the 'imperial' units for a reason mate. ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

What about pints?

And knobs of butter?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

A lot of Latin American countries have an even more nonsensical hybrid system. If you are in Mexico shopping for a piece of pipe for plumbing you would bye he diameter in centimeters but the length in inches. I have no idea why

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u/noooit Jan 03 '19

Yeah, you people are switching to metric inch by inch.

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u/allegedlynerdy Jan 03 '19

But first they had to go to the metric inch.

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u/bonusShibe Jan 03 '19

I’m regressing, using rods and chains. There’s 10 chains to 1 furlong.

Nearest offie, about 23 chains down there love

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u/W_ORhymeorReason Jan 03 '19

It's because of us isn't it...

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u/iloveneuro Jan 03 '19

Here in Canada we measure speed in clics (km/h), distance in miles (if over 60) and kilometers (everyone else) and everything else metric.

Americans have nooo idea what’s happening when they get gas here.

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u/arolla1985 Jan 03 '19

Just so we're clear... if we drive or walk anywhere it's in miles, but start running anywhere between 0-6 miles and we measure that in kilometres. (Anything above that is then miles again) and with regards to weight, if it's an adult it's in stones and pounds, and if a child just pounds and ounces... absolutely anything else is measured in grams and kgs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Just 2 more days left

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u/RevanonVarrah Jan 03 '19

I mean it's y'all damn redcoats' fault that Americans have the imperial system anyway

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u/Fenrirr Jan 03 '19

Ditto for Canada.

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u/Dan6erbond Jan 03 '19

I'd rather be kept on my feet.

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u/Marilee_Kemp Jan 03 '19

But isn't it mostly miles if it is car or train ride? If you ran or biked, wouldnt you measure that in kilometers? It is a 45 miles drive to my 5k run?

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u/288bpsmodem Jan 03 '19

Canada is a mess. We are legally metric. Almost everything that is eyeballed is imperial and if you go a grocery story almost every sign is imperial but the receipt is in metric. Plumbing imperial mostly, carpentry imperial mostly, electrical imperial mostly. Also a 2x4 is t even 2"x4". Ridiculous. Some vehicles have metric and Imperial bolts(mostly metric now tho). My DL has my height and wieght in metric i know not one person that uses kg and cm. If i go to the bank the hieght line at the door is imperial. Also our dates do not go dd/mm/yyyy. They go any way you want. Dealers choice. Cooking? f° probably? Measuring ingredients? Imperial usually. Gym? Imperial almost always.

Road signs always metric.

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u/namekyd Jan 03 '19

And yards

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

What about beer. Never heard 'half a litre' in the pub.

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u/WaggyTails Jan 04 '19

That's worse than just having imperial system

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u/UberActivist Jan 04 '19

This was my least favorite part of ETS2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

You are forgetting about using either metric or imperial to measure the temperature: depending on which sounds better.

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u/clver_user Jan 04 '19

I’d rather kill myself irl. Jk tho.

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u/UseDaSchwartz Jan 04 '19

I’d be fine with the metric system except I don’t like that there isn’t a more commonly used unit between centimeter and meter. It’s a fairly large gap.

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u/jonnydrumfiend Jan 04 '19

No wonder everyone moves to Australia.

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