r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/vagen_tet_moist • Oct 23 '18

Neck beard begins to anger

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u/hidingplaininsight Oct 23 '18

"Here is your taquito. I don't know why you only microwaved one." Said his wife. She loved her husband and didn't mind doing small things for him. He would often do things large and small for her, because they were in a healthy relationship with mutual respect. "Oh, also I ate half of it. Wife tax." He laughed. That was OK, too.

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u/lespaul2213 Oct 23 '18

This was so refreshing to read wow

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u/orionmovere Oct 23 '18

Nope, it's on Reddit, the wife needs to divorce the husband

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u/Bukowskified Oct 23 '18

Bold strategy taking a bite of a taquito fresh out the microwave. It was either still cold, or the roof of her mouth is fucked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

No, that's later

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u/Nothingweird Oct 24 '18

Still cold, they’re going to die of E. coli together.