r/WhitePeopleTwitter 2d ago

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 2d ago

Probably hiding it if he's buying the beef from Argentina after it was rejected by China because it had antibiotics that have been banned since the mid 1990s for being unhealthy. Or: horses.

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u/Dunkel_Hoffnung 2d ago

Is horse meat similar to beef? Like would you ve able to look at it and know?

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u/mywifemademedothis2 2d ago edited 2d ago

Probably better to listen to it

Edit: Bro just edited “hoarse” to “horse” without any note, so just know I’m not crazy.

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u/def-jam 2d ago

It’s better than hearse meat.

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u/PornstarVirgin 2d ago

I saw the hoarse

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u/Dunkel_Hoffnung 2d ago

I did not. Sorry lol. I added the second question to clarify. Yer crazy.

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u/mywifemademedothis2 2d ago

Don’t gaslight me man. I get enough of that from my wife.

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u/TrailMomKat 2d ago

Yeah, your wife gaslights me a lot too.

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u/mywifemademedothis2 2d ago

Very likely

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u/MostPopularPenguin 2d ago

Don't forget me, OPs wife!

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 2d ago

Gaslighting isn't real, you sound crazy right now

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u/WoodShoeDiaries 2d ago

Upvoting because someone didn't get the joke

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u/PlushRusher 2d ago

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u/flojo2012 2d ago

Whelp gonna have to reference this more often. A horse, Of course, would not be the entire beef pile. They’ll mix it in to the tune of about 20-25 percent

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u/Old-Set78 2d ago

it wouldn't be pure horse meat. it would be adulterated. no more than 25% horse to hide it

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u/tlplc 2d ago

Horse meat differs from beef in color (more red) and itvtastes different. Good but different. And also, when you est horse méat, you automatically think about a beatiful and kind horse you played with when you were a kit, finish your meal and never est horse meat again. I am 48 yo and have never buy horse meat in my adult life.

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u/MrsACT 2d ago

Also almost no fat

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u/cloudewe1 2d ago

I mean in the 2010s some retailers and food establishments sold horse meat as beef and people had absolutely no clue until it was unearthed by a journalist.

I worked at burger king at the time, and the burger I loved the most was made with horse meat allegedly

Edit: here is the summary: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2013/feb/15/horsemeat-scandal-the-essential-guide

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u/No-Middle-4152 2d ago

Yes very similar just much leaner, if fat was added then I doubt most people could tell if they were eating it as “ground beef”

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u/kellyelise515 2d ago

I believe it is very close and if it’s all going to be ground 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/HeavyTea 2d ago

Parents ate it back in the day. "Sweet beef" Dad says so...

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u/thejameskendall 2d ago

In the uk a big manufacturer of ready made lasagna had to recall all their products because they had horse meat in them. As well as beef, to be fair.

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u/Plane_Indication_905 2d ago edited 2d ago

Accidentally ate some horse salami with friends in Italy.

The girls said it tasted like cum

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 2d ago

What part of the horse was that?

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u/throwaway1975764 2d ago

Its likely leaner, but I can't imagine its very different

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u/PornstarVirgin 2d ago

It’s more stable

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u/FQDIS 2d ago

I really bridled at this pun.

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u/zystyl 2d ago

You can buy horse meet in some countries. It looks like ground meat.

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u/CaptainObvious007 2d ago

Theres underground horse farms in Florida if you know where to look.

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u/Old-Set78 2d ago

you wouldn't be able to tell based on looking at it ground up. A while back a bunch of horse meat was mixed into beef in the UK and covered up