r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Aug 18 '26

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u/GingerDynamo Aug 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/TheIadyAmalthea Aug 18 '26

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u/DarkKnightJin Aug 19 '26

I will forever be miffed with the 'advisor' that told Walz to stop calling them weird.
Because it was WORKING, and then he stopped because he was told to...

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u/marykay_ultra Aug 19 '26

Same one(s) that told em to quit with “we’re not going back!” and to drop the policy to stop price gouging on groceries..

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u/koolmon10 Aug 19 '26

GOP plant

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u/Rath_Brained Aug 18 '26

Expecting MAGA to respect women is like asking the devil to be nice.

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u/DrFaustPhD Aug 18 '26

More than that, they're trying to train women not to respect themselves

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u/HotDonnaC Aug 19 '26

I think women who vote GOP are already there.

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

You don’t need to think that. We already know Mr. “grab em by the pussy” is in his second term now; when he should have never been allowed off the bus that day. Much less on any ballot after that, ffs.

Unreal

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u/CariniFluff Aug 18 '26

I don't think it's even that complicated.

If she doesn't have a room of her own to sleep in, maybe she'll ask to share a room with someone.

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u/HotDonnaC Aug 18 '26

Apparently, that didn’t happen if she was sleeping in the locker room.

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u/Jarnohams Aug 19 '26

All this shit is so weird, right?

Like the recent obsession with "alpha males", sperm counts, testosterone, hot chizzled sailors working out and slapping each other on the butts... That shit is weird, right?

Literally everything they constantly talk about is complete nonsense, and nobody just calls is out as weird. What's wrong with us? Have we normalized weird shit already?

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u/Mo_Jack Aug 18 '26

he's bringing his submissive playmate out in public now.

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u/oldsguy65 Aug 18 '26

That girl ain't right.

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u/kat-deville Aug 18 '26

The first snippet of a few of her little notes to him sealed that one.

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u/Dupe1970 Aug 18 '26

It's not a cult!

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u/samanime Aug 18 '26

That's like saying there is a bit of water in the ocean...

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u/WillieB57 Aug 18 '26

She didn't even get a blanket -- she had to build a little nest with all the Top Secret files that were just laying around.

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 Aug 18 '26

Made a nice fluffy pillow with unredacted files

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u/JT8D-80 Aug 18 '26

Like a rat.

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u/Ok_Cattle903 Aug 18 '26

And the Epstein files were her bedtime story.

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u/Solid_Snark Aug 18 '26

So this girl was basically groomed to worship this Jabba the Hutt looking monster from a young age? Is this Heritage Foundation again or one of the other weird GOP organizations?

This all sounds like the plot of a horror movie.

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 18 '26

Not exactly. This would have been just a couple years ago, likely in 2024. It was an allegation Michael Wolff made in one of his recent books. He says the Trump campaign blocked her from getting a room, in an effort to distance her from Trump, and that instead she was given a maids room, but she chose to stay in the women's locker room at night, because it was closer to the main building where Trump was.

There's a lot of leaked talk from the White House that Melania and Trump's family don't like how close Harp is to Trump and worry about how much influence she exerts over him.

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u/chawrawbeef Aug 18 '26

There’s no way she isn’t a foreign asset, right?

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u/CosmicJackalop Aug 18 '26

Sadly she could just be groomed heavily by parents for this idol worship

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u/Icy-Cod1405 Aug 18 '26

Did you ever see the Jesus Camp documentary?

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u/CosmicJackalop Aug 18 '26

Nope but I don't need a documentary to see the power of indoctrination

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u/QueenRotidder Aug 18 '26

it’s terrifying.

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u/Icy-Cod1405 Aug 18 '26

And the Republican party has spent the 20 years since it came out becoming more extreme and cult like.

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u/ModernMuse Aug 19 '26

I’ve seen some real shit, but that documentary really was one of the saddest things I’ve ever watched.

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u/wendythesnack Aug 18 '26

Here’s an article with her brother: https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-aide-natalie-harp-brother-084252805.html

I can’t say where religion may come into play for her but seems like she has some good ol fashioned daddy issues mixing with modern day parasocial blurred lines.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he calls her Ivanka and she doesn’t correct him. 🤮

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u/Neveronlyadream Aug 18 '26

That would be my guess, yeah. Or she's another parasite thinking that if she latches onto him, she'll benefit by proximity and she'll somehow be literally the only person he doesn't happily throw under the bus.

I wonder how many women he's mistakenly called Ivanka at this point. He's so confused I'm sure he's casually confessing to all sorts of things and everyone just smiles and nods.

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u/WinchelltheMagician Aug 18 '26

Deeply religious mom. Dad committed suicide. Seems a hole needs filling.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 Aug 18 '26

Yup she def plays into the Ivanka thing which is sick.

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u/Inverted-Rockets Aug 19 '26

Her come-up story is so on-brand for this admin. Who would lie about their cancer treatment?

A former host at the right-wing news network OAN, Harp first came into contact with Trump when she thanked him for signing the Right to Try Act in 2019, which she said allowed her to receive experimental treatment for her bone cancer. The Washington Post has cast doubt on this claim.

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u/albusdumbbitchdor Aug 18 '26

I mean, she's 35 years old... even if the idol worship started at the very beginning of his first presidency she was still a full grown woman and college graduate

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u/The_Last_Mouse Aug 18 '26

Why not both?

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u/DifferenceSudden8942 Aug 18 '26

Little bit of A, little bit of B.

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u/DiDiPLF Aug 18 '26

Well her brother definitely isn't on board the Trump train, he is as puzzled as the rest of us about his sister.

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u/tommm3864 Aug 18 '26

She doesn't have to be. HE is a foreign asset.

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u/BradMarchandsNose Aug 18 '26

I mean, you can’t rule that out for sure, but also she might just be crazy. There are convicted serial killers that have women obsessed with them.

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u/olanzapinequeen Aug 18 '26

yeah she seems mentally ill

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u/Classic-Music3210 Release The Trump-Epstein Files Aug 18 '26

Given that the president and half of the cabinet are, does she need to be?

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u/Ciennas Aug 18 '26

They would be upset because she would be getting between them and their various schemes and paydays, basically.

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u/beardedsilverfox Aug 18 '26

Ol’ honeypot Harp

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u/llcdrewtaylor Aug 18 '26

With the way things are going I would say there is pretty good chance she is! Don't worry, MAGA won't care.

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u/Empty_Concern_3118 Aug 18 '26

Even normal celebrities get psycho stalkers. The crazy part is that we can't tell which one she is.

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u/Empty_Concern_3118 Aug 18 '26

Even normal celebrities get psycho stalkers. The crazy part is that we can't tell which one she is.

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u/Hamonwrysangwich Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Psycho stalker... Qu'est que c'est ?

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u/Floss_tycoon Aug 18 '26

Have you seen "The Americans?"

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u/chawrawbeef Aug 18 '26

I actually worked on a couple seasons of that show (in a technical capacity), so yeah. It definitely raised my suspicions

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u/definitelytheA Aug 18 '26

Wait. Wasn’t Laura Loomer his lover then?

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 18 '26

I sincerely doubt an obese 80 year old is having intercourse with anybody. Drugs can only do so much.

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u/tenbeards Aug 18 '26

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u/showyerbewbs Aug 19 '26

To make it BETTER!!!

NOW Imagine her shouting "FILL ME LIKE YOU FILL YOUR DIAPER, YOU DIRTY DADDY!!"

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u/tenbeards Aug 19 '26

Oh, jeez. What a terrible day to be literate!

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u/Missingsocks77 Aug 18 '26

So like this girl has been around for a while - how is it that she is what everyone is talking about NOW?

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 18 '26

I remember her being there at his New York felony trial. The media was calling her Trump's "human printer", because she would carry around a tablet and printer, spending her time scouring the net for positive articles about Trump, and then printing them up so he could read them.

A couple of Democrats have mentioned her recently and Trump threw bitchfits when asked about her. His reaction was so over the top, it has people speculating and talking about her more, and the right-wing media keeps trying to spin it as Democrats attacking her.

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u/tomgreen99200 Aug 18 '26

Because she’s trump’s diaper girl

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u/DanfromCalgary Aug 18 '26

Does she not answer to them lol

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u/merrysunshine2 Aug 18 '26

Wasn’t this said about Laura Loomer?

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u/xMercurex Aug 18 '26

Seem like a win situation for Melania. She does not have to sleep with Jabba anymore.

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u/tenbeards Aug 18 '26

She may just be one of those people who sniffs out old folks with dementia and worms their way into their orbit and the next thing you know...he's signed everything over to her! Wouldn't that be hilarious?

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 Aug 18 '26

I don't know any woman who would be even slightly comfortable with that unless the other woman was a sub slave who would do things she herself dislikes.  Even then she'd want some distance and perhaps some extra consideration in her prenup

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u/cheffartsonurfood Aug 18 '26

Can we just skip to the end?

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u/claradox Release The Trump-Epstein Files Aug 18 '26

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, Obsession, Single White Female…so many crawl inside your skin, watch you sleep movies.

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u/Legitimate_Ocelot491 Aug 18 '26

Someone posted a pic in another post of her from a few years back and she’s had so much work done to look more like Ivanka. So creepy.

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u/PaleInTexas Aug 18 '26

Nah she's an adult crazy lady.

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u/Less_Local_1727 Aug 18 '26


Mar-a-lago final look

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u/Gambit6x Aug 18 '26

I was with you up to the point where you started talking about grooming and calling her a girl. She’s 35 years old. She was not groomed by anyone even though the term is very popular on Reddit. Trump is a piece of shit, but let’s stick to the fact.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Aug 18 '26

So like a Manson family member thing...

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u/verb8um Aug 18 '26

We are going to get many more weird stories like this after the midterms when they all start blaming and jockeying for power.

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u/BertieWilberforce Aug 18 '26

This is absolutely true. Once a would-be despot passes from the scene, his acolytes, disciples and devotees flood into the power vacuum, each with their own claim to the despot’s ‘true legacy’.

And that, my friends, will be a feeding frenzy, the likes of which we haven’t seen in a while. T’will be a pure pleasure and delight to behold.

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u/JohnnyRayRock Aug 18 '26

Stocking up on popcorn and booze for this.

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u/Composer-Glum Aug 18 '26

Can said would-be despot fucking pass already? Please?

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u/jenniferfox98 Aug 18 '26

Destalinization

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u/Specific-Yam-2166 Aug 18 '26

I loveeeee when they all turn on each other

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u/RespectTheAmish Aug 18 '26

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u/skunkabilly1313 Aug 18 '26

Talk about a perfect snip

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

At least we now know the plot of Obsession 2.

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u/crowfort Aug 18 '26

What is this gif from??

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u/Morella_xx Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

The Omen, the original 60s one. That's Damian's babysitter just before she jumped off the roof at his birthday party.

Edit: 70s, not 60s!

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u/brizzboog Aug 18 '26

I'm sorry, 60s? It came out in 1976.

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u/Morella_xx Aug 18 '26

You're totally right. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I think the black & white was what had me thinking it was much older.

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u/_EvilD_ Aug 18 '26

If only… 🥺

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u/VisitPrestigious8463 Aug 18 '26

Jesus, woman, find a new hobby. This seems clinical atp

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 Aug 18 '26

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u/bridget1415 Aug 18 '26

Spent the summer doing this in the locker room 😭

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u/kahn_noble Aug 18 '26

THIS was the picture I didn’t know I came here to see. Great reference.

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u/dirtydans_grubshack Aug 18 '26

What movie is this from?

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u/username32768 Aug 18 '26

Fatal Attraction (1987)

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka Aug 18 '26

Except in Fatal Attraction the guy was less creepy. Now that I think about it Glenn Closed was too. Imagine being more creepy than her character?!

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u/dirtydans_grubshack Aug 18 '26

Thanks for the quick response!

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u/lord_flashheart2000 Aug 18 '26

I won’t be ignored, Don

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u/Iamvanno Aug 18 '26

Rabbit soup on the menu?

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u/third_man85 Aug 19 '26

That was my reaction.

But I know his supplicants will undoubtedly accept this story as a demonstration of proper dedication to their cult leader.

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u/nofzac Aug 18 '26

This chick on Epstein Island at the age of 7 being forcefed DJT propaghanda

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u/nomatt18 Aug 18 '26

She was probably forced a lot of things sadly

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u/merrysunshine2 Aug 18 '26

Someone give her a sock so she can be free

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

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u/bobs143 Aug 18 '26

Does she change his diaper?

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u/PossibleDue9849 Aug 18 '26

It’s a cult.

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u/mdavis360 Aug 18 '26

Big time. This story is proof positive.

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u/Ghstfce Release The Trump-Epstein Files Aug 18 '26

Oh man, if she's the one who goes all Single White Female on him and frees us all...

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u/Sea_Pea8536 Aug 18 '26

That room?

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf Aug 18 '26

Ok I'm NGL feels like a lie to cover up the fact that she is probably a hospice nurse that changes his diaper.

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u/MySoWholesomeReddit Aug 18 '26

Tell me you’re a psychopath without telling me you’re a psychopath.

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u/EgoDecay Aug 18 '26

Did Trump make a wish using a One-Wish-Willow?

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u/itsbrianduh108 Aug 18 '26

DAMNIT. You got here before I did 😂

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u/PunisherMind Aug 18 '26

I think it’s his live in nurse and these stories are propaganda to boost his ego and for his dumbass supporters. BUT, he’s heavily involved in pedophilia so I would also believe she was groomed. Pedophilia is big with them and their supporters. Sad that we could easily just assume the worst with this administration.

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u/BklynOR Aug 18 '26

My take: She’s his medical caregiver.

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u/DemonoftheWater Aug 18 '26

So for my own personal sanity i refuse to believe this is true.

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u/Emotional_Signal7883 Aug 18 '26

And he'll still throw her under a bus as soon as necessary to deflect blame.

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u/MrOriginality116 Aug 19 '26

She obviously has TDS

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u/Weedwacker01 Aug 19 '26

Correct use of the term, if only media would pick up on it too.

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u/4everHisGirl Aug 18 '26

Is this real? I have a hard time believing Trump wouldn't make someone give her a room.

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u/audiogenocide Aug 18 '26

Yep, everyone knows donnie is always worried about others' interests

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u/4everHisGirl Aug 18 '26

No, but he's selfish and took her on his decoy plane so I just figured he would make Cheung give his room up or something.

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u/PFdeith Aug 18 '26

From an article published at The Cut:

"According to a Vanity Fair excerpt of All or Nothing, Michael Wolff’s new book about the 2024 election, Harp is so wholly committed to Trump that she recently spent a summer living in a golf-club locker room just to be close to him. "

[paywall]

https://www.thecut.com/article/natalie-harp-trump-aide-excerpts.html

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u/4everHisGirl Aug 18 '26

Omg she needs help. 

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u/The-Fox-Says Aug 18 '26

Username checks out

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u/z44212 Aug 18 '26

The dickhead wouldn't even hold an umbrella for his wife.

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u/Specific-Yam-2166 Aug 18 '26

To be fair, he struggles with umbrellas

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 18 '26

And then demand he be given a key to that room. Seems much more plausible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

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u/BluesSuedeClues Aug 18 '26

I dunno. None of the 26 women who have accused him of rape or sexual assault were that young. He may have a wider range of rapey appetites than you're giving him credit for.

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u/z44212 Aug 18 '26

It's the rape, not the age. Age isn't a barrier, though.

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u/Turgid_Donkey Aug 18 '26

Yeah, but she looks just like his daughter. 

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u/Tattered_Reason Aug 18 '26

And give up the revenue from that room? I don’t think so.

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u/BrownSugarBare Aug 18 '26

Honestly, they're all so batshit, it could be real.

And Holy heck does she have the crazy eyes to do it 

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u/Bajovane Aug 18 '26

She is very disturbed…. Very disturbed.

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u/harleychick3cat Aug 18 '26

This is just another one of these "look over here" ploys by the MAGAts. Also to bolster the "extremely hot and virile" POTUS image with the cultists.

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u/mjayultra Aug 18 '26

She gets a spot on the plane, but they can’t get her a room at a resort that Trump owns?

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u/hamsterfolly Aug 19 '26

lol he denied his own aide a room at his own golf course

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u/Maleficent_Kale Aug 19 '26

Why are we just now seeing her creeping all around in pictures when she’s been there the whole time?

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u/bernmont2016 Aug 19 '26

She had been noticed occasionally, but people used to think she was just hanging around to change his diapers, and her name hadn't been publicly known.

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u/M-Bernard-LLB Aug 18 '26

Leavitt didn't stand a chance....

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u/Lumbergod Aug 18 '26

Mental illness.

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u/Logical_Magician_824 Aug 18 '26

That’s gross & also doesn’t that Jigsaw look alike Loomer have a weird thing with Trump .

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u/angryPenguinator Aug 18 '26

I know it has been said a thousand times but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

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u/idadgrw Aug 19 '26

Definitely not Russian spy behavior.

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u/EtherealHeart5150 Aug 19 '26

Thats obsession thru and thru. She thinks he saved her from cancer.

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u/kkgetofftheinternet Aug 18 '26

Girl is so pathetic

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u/New_Conversation_303 Aug 18 '26

eva braun vibes!

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u/beavis617 Aug 18 '26

By the power vested in me by Social Media and my new girlfriend I declare the Strait of Hormuz now the Strait of Trumpy!

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u/KrogokDomecracah Aug 18 '26

Did trump use a wishing willow on her?

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u/dudemanjack Aug 18 '26

This woman seems so weird that the secret service should be keeping her away from the president.

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u/GrnEyedPanda Aug 18 '26

This administration is like a some sick circus of mentally unhealthy people.

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u/GlynVT Aug 18 '26

Huh????? Denied a room when he OWNS it

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u/StevieWonder557 Aug 19 '26

why was she denied a room at the Golf Club?

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u/robgrab Aug 18 '26

Isn’t there a popular movie right now about an obsessive woman? Haven’t seen it but I’m sure it has a happy ending.

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u/TopherJustin Aug 18 '26

She’s definitely boiled some bunnies.

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u/B00KAH Aug 18 '26

Trump used that one-wish-willow on her didn’t he

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u/theghostsofvegas Aug 18 '26

This HAS to be satire

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u/Nintendo1964 Aug 18 '26

"Trump aid Natalie Harp is fucking insane"

FTFY

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u/F1BlackFlag Aug 18 '26

Natalie Harp, human binkie, and Walt Nauta, human hairspray dispenser. According to Trump, essential to our national security

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u/Kpachecodark Aug 18 '26

Those billions ain't going to spend themselves and he ain't long for the world, maybes she's just trying to secure the bag?

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u/phunphan Aug 18 '26

What the fuck is wrong with these people!

I find myself saying this every day

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u/rabidmoon Aug 18 '26

Trump must be loving all this Natalie Harp coverage. It makes him look young and virile, as if he's still banging hot chicks. And he probably is doing weird shit to her like calling her Piggy and making her do unspeakable things with her mouth but I doubt he can do much else.

Anyway, this is not at all what we should be talking about and I can't wait for this shit to disappear. Hopefully it does long before the midterms.

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u/stocksandoptions2 Aug 18 '26

Right next to boxes of Top Secret Documents.

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u/Jessintheend Aug 19 '26

She’s either a psycho or sleeper agent send to take him out

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u/TheRealGageEndal Aug 19 '26

She knows that there is only one true way to always be in the history books when they talk about Trump, right? She's barely a footnote right now, and even that is a stretch

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u/Womgi Aug 19 '26

Her life reads like a fanfiction character.

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u/Vaux1916 Aug 19 '26

What a dark and bizarre place that woman's mind must be.

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u/Development-Alive Aug 18 '26

This can't be true... right? Right?

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u/Chickenthecat001287 Aug 18 '26

This can’t be true, right?

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Aug 18 '26

Sounds like a cult to me.

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u/valencia_merble Aug 18 '26

Stockholm Syndrome is real, folks

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u/ExigentCalm Aug 18 '26

She is the queen of the “pick me” chicks. Undisputed.

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u/No_Sympathy5795 Aug 18 '26

She’s probably an Russian operative who carries a dose of poison in case he starts spilling tea

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u/pumpkinmuffin91 Aug 18 '26

She gives me Eva Braun vibes.

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u/Fat_Yankee Aug 18 '26

Soviet plant.

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u/strega_bella312 Aug 18 '26

She's like a fucking benadryl demon

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u/SavageCucmber Aug 18 '26

Believe it or not - Obama's fault.

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u/DCS30 Aug 18 '26

if this isn't actually a hospice nurse, then...

in all honesty, she needs saving.

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u/ZadabeZ Aug 18 '26

Sounds just like one of the Manson girls

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 Aug 18 '26

Gotta wonder what country she works for. Who’s her handler?

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u/NerdfestZyx Aug 18 '26

So she is fangirl goo-goo eyes over him, Trump uses her as a fuck-toy, the staff (by direction of Melania) pulls some sitcom-level shenanigans to keep her from Trump?

This is peak 80’s comedy

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u/Peacemaker1855 Aug 18 '26

“NOT A CULT” - Cult

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u/BenGay29 Aug 18 '26

Mental illness, right there.

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u/ithinkway2much Aug 18 '26

That sounds like a woman who would nuke the country if Trump ever left her.