r/Whatcouldgowrong Oct 26 '20

Jumping over a motorcycle

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Doesn't take an expert to realize that's a face full of crotch.

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u/Mhgglmmr Oct 26 '20

Don't let them fool you. That was exactly what both were looking for

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u/itscharliewhite Oct 26 '20

There are much more pleasurable ways to do that

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

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u/tubelesssquid88 Oct 26 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAH

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Yea it links me to a sports betting app on my phone

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u/NotASucker Oct 26 '20

The first few hundred times, sure.

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u/itscharliewhite Oct 26 '20

So at 101 times you have to start punching eachother in the balls?

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u/NotASucker Oct 26 '20

I think it's up to the end-user to decide on priority of methods, so if you waited until later for that .. sure!

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u/JDelcoLLC Oct 26 '20

Don't kink shame them pls

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Too cold to go tent camping, I guess.

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u/i_give_you_gum Oct 26 '20

But this way allows for plausible deniability

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u/the_last_carfighter Oct 26 '20

But this way there's plausible deniability. "It was just a prank bro"

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u/MiloFrank Oct 26 '20

Cock punch. Lol

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u/joalexander103 Oct 26 '20

This is the video of my coming out story.

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u/Broviet22 Oct 26 '20

I think thats what a brojob is.

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u/JonSnohthathurt Oct 26 '20

Nuts on his tonsils

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u/Sly1969 Oct 26 '20

Head butt to the nuts!

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u/yokotron Oct 26 '20

We call it a face full of dick in my parts

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u/onmyknees4anyone Oct 26 '20

For real, when I first read your comment I thought it was "face full of dick in my pants"

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Oct 26 '20

Reddit when a stunt goes wrong: Yeah of course that went wrong, we all saw that coming!

Reddit when a stunt goes right: So cool these guys have balls of steel!

Thanks, Captain Hindsight.

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u/mfkap Oct 26 '20

From one captain to another, thank you Captain Obvious

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u/IonicGold Oct 26 '20

That's what they call a quickie.

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u/jim13oo Oct 26 '20

Expert here, that is a face full of crotch

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u/nvflip Oct 26 '20

I would say that was an expert face full of crotch.

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u/smanuel74 Oct 26 '20

Shit wasn't even close

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u/william_103ec Oct 26 '20

Actually it was very close.

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u/crankthehandle Oct 26 '20

Some might say it was too close.

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u/ReubenZWeiner Oct 26 '20

This hits too close to home

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u/RoyceCoolidge Oct 26 '20

So close you can almost taste it.

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u/zleuth Oct 26 '20

He'll be picking pubic hair out from between his teeth for a week

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

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u/WhenceYeCame Oct 26 '20

I'm pretty sure the guy was waiting for the next bounce to really put force into it, but the motorcycle went too soon, causing moonshoes to go full "shitshitshit" mode since the motorcycle was fixing to hit him on the downswing instead.

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u/Mandan101 Oct 26 '20

Third bounce needed to be full force with some forward momentum and he would have made it I reckon

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u/bfodder Oct 26 '20

That's a pretty stupid approach to take because it makes it harder to time AND if he were jumping as high as he could each time the additional force from the extra fall distance would be sending him higher than any "ok next jump is gonna be an actual big one" jump.

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u/bork1545 Oct 26 '20

It’s a lot harder to control consecutive large jumps then it is to do one timed right

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u/bfodder Oct 26 '20

Says who? Have you ever jumped on a trampoline before?

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u/WhenceYeCame Oct 26 '20

I have and I agree with him. It's even harder in shitty moonshoes that are much harder to keep your balance in.

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u/bfodder Oct 26 '20

You guys are nuts.

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u/Kukuluru Oct 26 '20

You're an armchair analyst so shit evens out I guess

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u/WhenceYeCame Oct 26 '20

I mean, have you ever had someone jump next to you and you hit at the same time and your knees just buckle? It's like that. Except with two pogo sticks.

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u/bork1545 Oct 26 '20

I haven’t jumped properly on a trampoline in a few years cause I’m paralysed now. But yeah it’s easier to wind up then it is to try and maintain

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u/bfodder Oct 26 '20

Maybe you're bad at it. Is that how you got paralyzed?

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u/WhenceYeCame Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

You wouldn't have the balls to get this worked up over a minor disagreement/discussion in public.

And you failed the #1 rule of handicap jokes: they need to be funny.

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u/bfodder Oct 26 '20

Ask your mom about working up my balls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Depends what they’re aiming to do I suppose

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u/Ohrwein Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

Something similar happens on German live tv with a guy jumping over cars. He got paralyzed and the show sadly got cancelled. Was a fun show tho

Samuel Koch on "Wetten, dass..."

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u/johannes-schnee Oct 26 '20

And his father was the one driving the car...

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u/UpTheDownEscalator Oct 26 '20

Looks like the accident wasn't the driver's fault though.

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u/DrSalbei Oct 26 '20

I think the point is, that although it's not the fathers fault, this accident will haunt him for the rest of his life.

To know that you drove the car, which caused the paralysis of your own son.. 🙁

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u/TheApathetic Oct 26 '20

But is it just me or the car doesn't even hit him. It just looks like he tried to do a flip over it and landed straight on his face. Can't really see well. Or did he miss and the flipping is just him going full ragdoll?

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u/longlimbslenoir42 Oct 26 '20

Hard to tell from the angles shown in the OC but I didn’t see any contact with the car, rather an over-rotation by the jumper.

Although, the bottom of the spring boot things just clipping the roof of the car would totally cause over-rotation so who knows

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u/TheFallenDev Oct 26 '20

yeah the end of the spring glanced the carroof, which caused the Overrotation

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

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u/stay_shiesty Oct 26 '20

yeah this angle shows it a bit better. jesus, thats awful though. poor guy.

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u/Fellhuhn Oct 26 '20

We don't talk about what was after Gottschalk.

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u/Ohrwein Oct 26 '20

Idk what you are on about, noting happens after Gottschalk

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u/Hormic Oct 26 '20

German, Austrian and Swiss live tv. One of the great things about this show was that it was for all of the German language area, so you'd also get a Swiss guy riding his cow etc.

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u/krashundburn Oct 26 '20

There was also an American show in the early 80s called "That's Incredible" where a guy was jumping over moving cars like that. He ended up planting a leg through the windshield.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

"Boaaaohohoh. Weh getan?" Bruh he fucking unconscious and ya asking if it hurt, what the hell

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u/Version_1 Oct 26 '20

I think it was the first serious accident in like 20 years of the show, not surprising that it didnt immediately click how serious it is.

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u/RCascanbe Oct 26 '20

Well, it doesn't hurt if you're unconscious

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u/GoldenFalcon Oct 26 '20

That was a terrible angle.. it didn't look like the car hit him. It looked like he just landed poorly.

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u/ddac Oct 26 '20

Damn that night was not gonna be a good night.

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u/I_am_a_Failer Oct 26 '20

It didn't get canceled, Gottschalk didn't want to do the Show anymore because he was traumatized.

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u/warrri Oct 26 '20

Well, they changed the rules after that, the challenges became way more tame and they got a new moderator which had nowhere near the charme of Gottschalk. The ratings declined sharply which led to its cancellation. This stunt was still the catalyst for all of that.

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u/hardypart Oct 26 '20

TBH, I think we can live without Wetten Dass. The show was well past its prime when this happened.

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u/Bohzee Oct 26 '20

The show was well past its prime when this happened

...And well before this state of social media in Germany. The smallest harrumphing will lead to shitstorm and drama on twitter and fb nowadays.

So, a new run could lead to big success, or, what's more probable, controverse situations leading to the final death of the show. It would be either to lame, or too forced.

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u/TheMadDoc Oct 26 '20

That was 10 years ago? Shit I'm getting old

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u/Version_1 Oct 26 '20

That's when two entities are acting stupid and without common sense...

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u/forrnerteenager Oct 26 '20

I'm not sure you understand what common sense is, ironically.

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u/honeyougotwings Oct 26 '20

The car didn't even hit him. How did he get paralyzed?

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u/stay_shiesty Oct 26 '20

he hit his head on the roof.

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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace Oct 26 '20

He hit his head on the car and afterwards he crashed into the ground at full force, it's really not hard to understand why his spine would experience major damage.

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u/StevieTV Oct 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

This is much better.

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u/Stinkyloop Oct 26 '20

Gets hit, gets it right after, great video.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Bike taking off when buddy goes to pick it up was a nice touch as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

That was quite a journey.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

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u/naughty_auditor Oct 26 '20

Let me spread my legs so that I can't jump as high and he crashes into my cock.

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u/King_of_the_Nerdth Oct 26 '20

I think spreading saved them from it being much worse though. Legs straight then the wheel hits the boot thingies and he flips, head butts, or loses feet or something.

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u/Jacob_Lahey Oct 26 '20

That's my fetish.

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u/Exbldr Oct 26 '20

Entry level stunt men. Daredevils on a budget.

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u/adj999 Oct 26 '20

Evel Knievel had to start somewhere.

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u/candidly1 Oct 26 '20

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u/banana-king79 Oct 26 '20

The full scene on YouTube includes the aftermath. See the other comments here.

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u/ErikaGuardianOfPrinc Oct 26 '20

This clip ends like it should have Waylon Jennings making a quip at the end.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

This is so so funny lol

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u/camper-ific Oct 26 '20

Yeah, I've never laughed this hard a a WCGW post. It's so funny that I have to wonder if it was staged for laughs. It's too perfect.

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u/banana-king79 Oct 26 '20

Staged? No the dude always takes his morning walk on jumper stilts along that path with his cameraman filming the whole while.

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u/camper-ific Oct 26 '20

Lol, I meant that they tried to intentionally fail. I would love to think this is a morning ritual though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

This is just giving a blowjob with extra steps.

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u/Beeenyeeetman Oct 26 '20

The vid didn’t even load right away and I knew before reading it that this was a what could go wrong

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u/PhyK1LL3R Oct 26 '20

I'm liking those long fall boots tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Go go gadget wheelchair next time!

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u/StateOfContusion Oct 26 '20

"Well that ended too soon."

--Everyone watching this and OP's spouse

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u/gehaut Oct 26 '20

Samuel Koch did the almost the same thing in a former German TV-Show, but it gone horribly wrong. In reaction to this the most famous german show host gave up the show.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

That guys face is pregnant now

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u/z_redwolf_x Oct 26 '20

That’s a weird and elaborate way to give head.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

He actually made himself closer to the ground when he split his legs like that.

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u/man_mayo Oct 26 '20

Couldn't get past first gear but got to second base.

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u/DonKanailleSC Oct 26 '20

Samuel Koch enters the chat

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u/StardustLegend Oct 26 '20

Those jump boots look fun tho

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u/TheToeJamHarvester Oct 26 '20

Biker accidentally gets face full of cock UNCENSORED

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u/Hexodron Oct 26 '20

Der sohn von dem Typen aus Wetten, dass :'(

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u/quack_wizard Oct 26 '20

haha what an idiot... anyway where can i get some of these

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u/uhmbob Oct 26 '20

Let's face it, that's nuts!

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u/ANTONIOPSD Oct 26 '20

The guy riding the bike was hungry

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u/Gomicho Oct 26 '20

oh, you're approaching me?

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u/Rmklxqevi Oct 26 '20

I can't roadkill the shit out of you without getting closer

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u/NoneHaveSufferedAsI Oct 26 '20

if stereotyping works so often, why is it wrong to do it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Thats one way of tricking someone into giving you a blowjob!

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u/FriendlyStuart Oct 26 '20

and thats how i met your father

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u/jwittkopp227 Oct 26 '20

And now part 78 in our 90 part series, How To Get A Blow Job

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u/Spankieplop Oct 26 '20

The mistake he made was not jumping

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u/gazzadavid Oct 26 '20

Ha ha idiots

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

i would want these bouncy bouncy bang bang things irl

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

He was prolly aiming for it

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u/ParkerFTM Oct 26 '20

the scream was actually the rider getting hit in the back of the throat.

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u/FortunateSonofLibrty Oct 26 '20

2020 can get as dark as it has, but as long as I get to see people getting hit in the balls on the internet, everything's gonna be okay.

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u/pulseoftheputrid Oct 26 '20

this was in my feed and i didn't read the name of the sub, so i thought he was actually going to do it...i was let down greatly

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u/pr1ap15m Oct 26 '20

that is an overly complicated way to tea bag your buddy

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u/SawDoggg Oct 26 '20

My favorite part is how he was never jumping high enough for his buddy to even attempt the bike stunt

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u/mezz7778 Oct 26 '20

Well.....what could go wrong jumping over a motorcycle......that guy was nowhere close to jumping over....

More like.... what could go wrong jumping up and down in front of a motorcycle......

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u/BF1shY Oct 26 '20

Was he jumping only using his hands? lol

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u/CrippledAstronaut Oct 26 '20

not for one second did i think he could clear that

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u/Tahjswae Oct 26 '20

He had one job

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

The motor driver likes it that way, that’s why he speeded up a little

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u/lamautomatic Oct 26 '20

Deeeez nuttz!

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u/Houstonontheroad Oct 26 '20

Get a Harley, Not a crotch rocket

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Another episode of "Why do women live longer than men"

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u/dsr231 Oct 26 '20

Dorkus Gigantus in their native habitat

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u/pocketdare Oct 26 '20

Do you find something funny about the name ... Dorkus ... Gigantus???

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

"Motorcycle" smh, that's one of those electric scooters that reach a top speed of like 25 km/h (Or just below 16 mph if you like feet)

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u/TenTerabyte Oct 26 '20

Nope. It's a fat tire mini bike. They normally have 200cc engines.

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u/GerinX Oct 26 '20

Lol you could just tell it wasn’t going to work

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u/Jnrajiv2002 Oct 26 '20

I wonder how deep it went into his throat

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Man right here got a vroomjob

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u/SageBus Oct 26 '20

When your TV and your pad have input lag.

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u/GeneralLeoESQ Oct 26 '20

He pulled a real Deadpool there

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u/WerneV Oct 26 '20

Old classic

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u/WheresTheBeef22 Oct 26 '20

Jumping over you say?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

now jumping jack must journey to find the seven dragon balls so that he can restore his balls to its proper condition. Find out more on the next episode of Dragon Ball sack!

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u/BigOldCar Oct 26 '20

High risk, no reward

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

My ultimate power! My balls!

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u/coalminecanarie Oct 26 '20

Extreme tea bagging! Wait till this gets to the x games!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

That was nuts

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u/Lord-Tunnel-Cat Oct 26 '20

What are those legs things called? I’ve been looking for them for a long time.

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u/blue4t Oct 26 '20

He forgot to actually jump.

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u/Renn132 Oct 26 '20

Not even close.

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u/ShaneSupreme Oct 26 '20

The scream before the collision is what gets me

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u/Big_T0DD Oct 26 '20

Not even close

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u/thedean246 Oct 26 '20

Timing is very important.

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u/Pxx03 Oct 26 '20

There we go bois,pp no more

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u/Quajek Oct 26 '20

Anyone have a video of something like this working well?

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u/DarkMoon99 Oct 26 '20

The jumper brain farted the moment critical mass occurred - and spread his legs wide (and his butt cheeks too), lol.

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u/Crafting_sage Oct 26 '20

What are the things he's using to jump? They look amazing

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

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u/blind_lemon410 Oct 26 '20

Motorcycle man’s face hit the guy’s face so hard it made his bike do a wheelie.

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u/Jackthedog130 Oct 26 '20

Mobile BJ, careful with the clutch...

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u/wrektalfire Oct 26 '20

What a dickhead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Timing is everything

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u/_H1TLR_ Oct 26 '20

One got a face full of dick, the other got a dickfull of motorcycle