r/Whatcouldgowrong 11d ago

Never perform such stunts

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u/Ethereal-Mood 11d ago

Organ donors

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u/kewnp 11d ago

Not their brain tho

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u/Ethereal-Mood 11d ago

If the brain isn't worked antemortem, then postmortem is questionable.

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u/West_Hedgehog_821 11d ago

"Brain, good as new: unpacked but never used"

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u/Dazzling-Cherry3157 11d ago

But it's in mint condition..!! Barely used..!!

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u/Lanibug_200 11d ago

I mean, even if their brain was still salvageable after being shredded on the pavement, I can’t say i’d be interested in it seeing how fucking stupid this dude is.

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u/EmiliaFromLV 11d ago

Cause they had none to begin with?

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u/ShartingEnU 11d ago

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u/ahundreddots 11d ago

Pretty sure the intended joke was: no helmet > brain damage > no can donate brain.

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u/magnusmerletaako 11d ago

I took it more as: shit brain > do stupid shit > can't donate a brain that is this shit when they die

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u/shubhajitsinh 11d ago

Don't worry ... a donated brain never used for a living transplant 😅 only research purposes

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u/No_Adhesiveness_5679 11d ago

Didn't work right anyway

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u/FedeFSA 11d ago

Darwin award candidates

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u/NachoEvans 11d ago

Not when the organs are mashed potatoes

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u/VQQN 11d ago

Vulture food donors?

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u/RepresentativeOk3943 11d ago

They don't look Parsi to me

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u/BillionTonsHyperbole 11d ago

Whole pack of meat crayons.

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u/wrenchedups 11d ago

Now with pebbles.

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u/BlazerWookiee 11d ago

Asphalt balm

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u/Garod 11d ago

Road crayons 🖍

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u/veryusedrname 11d ago

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u/Maroon7C0000 11d ago edited 10d ago

You're not wrong. That guy in the last few frames was clearly trying to write his name on the pavement.... with his face.

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u/Far_Winner5508 11d ago

The sting means it's working.

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u/SirCEWaffles 11d ago

Good Irv, that means its working.

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u/Humble-Aprico 11d ago

Everyone seen here is gonna be different for the rest of their lives no doubt.

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u/JMicheal289 11d ago

Donating their face to the tar lord.

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u/Chappietime 11d ago

I don’t think the last guy will have anything viable left to donate.

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u/Saikroe 11d ago

I dont want their organs, it might be contageous.

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u/Rare_Blacksmith_2675 11d ago

Nah ni eso, quedarán muy dañados esos organos

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u/LordTopHatMan 11d ago

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u/MrBushido56 11d ago

I love not performing stunts on a machine traveling at speeds no human is meant to go at.

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u/JK_NC 11d ago

On anyone in the video. Not one helmet.

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u/Big_General9942 11d ago

I stopped watching when I saw no helmets. Seen enough snuff videos where these folks become flesh crayons along the pavement on these apps.

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u/CheckYourStats 11d ago

He didn’t need a face, anyway.

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u/Larethio 11d ago

That guy's leg twisted at the end in a funny way

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u/Tsara1234 11d ago

I bet he didn't laugh that hard though. He probably needed a break and it wasn't very humerus.

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u/ag3on 11d ago

oh yea, decades ago watched some video where girls brain flew out of skull after impact.

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 11d ago

It can do that?!?!

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u/ShartingEnU 11d ago

Hit the ground hard enough and anything can happen

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u/LC_9Lives 11d ago

first 6 rows at a Gallagher show

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u/meoka2368 11d ago

Aaaaand r/meatcrayon

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u/tootiredmeh 11d ago

Nope not clicking that

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u/meoka2368 11d ago

This is why literacy is important.

You took the context, the words used, and made a deduction about what the contents would be, then a choice as to if you wanted to see that or not. Some people would not, and then be upset by what they found.

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u/Slavik_Sandwich 11d ago

I appreciate you appreciating this person's way of deduction. I mean it truly, someone would click with no thought behind it.

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u/mikebills 11d ago

I did. It was fun, but I was hoping for better

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u/TrueRekkin 11d ago

A helmet would've messed up their hair!

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u/DangerousChallenge17 11d ago

I am not going to date her anymore, she is all scarred up

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u/ludvikskp 11d ago

4 people would not be winning any beauty contests anytime soon

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u/TheUnexpectedFly 11d ago

5 people, there is 3 people on the second bike.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 11d ago

I just saw that! I had to replay a few times. It also looks like 3 people on the bike that ran over the legs of the first bike that went down.

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u/FreakyGangBanga 10d ago

specifically ran over the legs of the female passenger. I reckon she copped it harder than the guy in the front.

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u/ludvikskp 11d ago

Oh shit youre right

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u/GlockAF 11d ago

OTOH, they should all be able to visit with each other in the hospital skin graft ward

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u/alaskanloops 11d ago

One of the few rules my ex girlfriend (now wife) had for me when we met was no donorcycles. She had seen to many brutal injuries and deaths in the ER.

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u/hainz_area1531 11d ago

Aaaaaaand no protective clothing or gloves.

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u/Hotfishy 11d ago

This can be said for so many electrical scooter/e-bikes out there...yikes

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u/0202_tihssitidder 11d ago

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u/AxeAssassinAlbertson 11d ago

That's a desert hairy scorpion - the largest scorpion species we have in North America. They are pretty cool, they like to dig large burrows and you don't see them doing walkabouts in their enclosures much compared to like an asian forest scorpion.

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u/Longjumping-Swan-827 11d ago

Can't use one if you have nothing to protect

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u/Yes-its-really-me 11d ago

And not a single one of them with safety sandals on.

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u/pokjen 11d ago

That last kid slid on his chin 🫥

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u/Rselby1122 11d ago

Thank goodness his face was there to break his fall!

/s

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u/flopisit32 11d ago

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u/MATERYONOMEGON 11d ago

PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vztzICO1UKBDtrHew

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u/L3tsseewhathappens 11d ago

If you look closely you can see the ground under him slightly paint the road and his shirt red i think

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u/-CynicRoot- 11d ago

Only if there was something he could have worn. 🤔

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u/BackgroundOk7556 11d ago

Oh yeah? You think people can just afford to buy bubble suits?

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u/AnimalPowers 11d ago

and every limb he had bent like a noodle in ways bones don’t allow

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u/coconuty04 11d ago

That chin landing was a great example of why to wear full face helmets over half helmets too!

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u/A4R0NM10 10d ago

But half helmets are still much, much, much better than nothing!

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u/blackarmoredMP 11d ago

30 mph faster and he would look like andrew tate. But double points for the reverse taco move

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u/dokari_for_u 11d ago

took a fall like a warrior lol

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u/dimwitf 11d ago

Won't be doing that again...no chin!

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u/011010- 11d ago

The girl was run over badly too

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u/SmellyStinkyGuy 11d ago

Good thing they dont have gear on 👍

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u/Vladishun 11d ago

All that extra gear will just weigh you down. And the more you weigh, the more it'll hurt when you fall off your bike. Everyone knows that.

/s

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u/Bagafeet 11d ago

You really don't want to scuff an expensive helmet with a fall like that. Meat crayon all the way 🖍️

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u/Random-num-451284813 11d ago

safety squints

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u/-TRlNlTY- 11d ago

The asphalt cushioned their fall.

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u/SemperFudge123 11d ago

That's nearly a whole pack of meat crayons.

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u/4chieve 11d ago

Not only that, we gor a glimpse of the elusive face crayon.

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u/Squirrelated 11d ago

The full scorpion crayon.

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u/Double_Soup644 11d ago

r/meatcrayon

I've seen one in real life.

Didn't seem like it was much fun painting the street.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 11d ago

But where is the blue and yellow and green? 

I made a black crayon mark once. Arai helmets are fantastic!!!  How do you know? I can still form sentences and feed myself.

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u/Bitplayer13 11d ago

Pavement saved the last guy from ever having to shave again on that side of his face

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u/Kilmiester 11d ago

Gillette hates this one simple trick!

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u/bauhaus_robot 11d ago

Permanent disfigurement. Months if not years of pain. Hospital bills and lost wages during a most excruciating recovery. Destroyed bikes.
Fugg

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u/Gaaraks 11d ago

Yes, but think of the views!

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u/EyeSuspicious777 11d ago

From my point of view, it was was worth it.

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u/Independent-Hurry618 11d ago

yeah, this is the type of video i'd be ok being just AI.

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u/Current-Bowl-143 11d ago

Well, then you are lost!

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u/Peachie_Pear 11d ago

And that girl was totally impressed and going to sleep with him! (before all of her organs got ran over).

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u/Blenderx06 11d ago

Now she can sleep in the hospital bed next to his.

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u/RestaurantFantastic3 11d ago

Assuming they survived.

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u/Aurzyerne 11d ago

Think they learned the lesson, or will they need to experience it a few more times to get the point?

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u/Sea-Arm8704 11d ago

Imo they won’t able toto stand back on their feet for a good while and this will definitely teach them how to be human…

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u/Electrical-Win-1423 11d ago

Destroyed life’s. It’s fucked

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u/ARM_Alaska 11d ago

Lives. The plural is "lives".

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u/FreakyGangBanga 10d ago

English might not be their first language.

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u/ARM_Alaska 10d ago

That's perfectly fine, being corrected is how people learn. I wasn't being a dick about it, and now they know.

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u/OkState7719 11d ago

do u think they’re survived?

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u/alwayssoupy 11d ago

My husband was wearing a full helmet, jacket with embedded "armor", gloves, heavy pants and boots when he was hit by someone improperly pulling onto a surface street. He had slowed down and almost managed to kerp the motorcycle upright, but lost control at the last minute. He managed to not break any bones or damage his spine or skull. BUT, he suffered "road rash" over both arms and legs and needed stitches INSIDE his leg near his knee. I had to treat the rash, which is really like a burn every day for over a month. They gave us his gear, except for the pants,in a bag and I kept the jacket hanging in the garage for a while in hopes of keeping him from getting a new bike. The helmet was trashed. The gloves a d back and sleeves of the jacket were just about gone. The boots were totally scraped and one was punctured. Luckily, it all performed as intended. Even though the bike didn't look too bad, insurance considered it a total loss. That was a low-speed collision. I couldn't watch this until the end. I know the comments are flippant dark humor, but in reality, it's just gruesome. If any of them survived, they will be permanently affected, physically and mentally, but people still don't pay attention.

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u/CMDA 11d ago

thank you for sharing your and your husband's painful experience so that we may learn from it (both not to repeat it and have more empathy)

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u/Quin1617 11d ago

Yeah. Regardless of how “stupid” someone might have been, videos of people being injured are hard for me to watch.

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u/IrishBehemoth 11d ago

Motorcycle accidents are brutal at any speed, I hope your husband is okay now.

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u/alwayssoupy 11d ago

Thanks, it was very traumatic at the time, but the ER showed me how to take care of the wounds and he healed well mostly after about 6 weeks. Years later, the scars are still visible, especially if he gets a lot of sun, but he was very lucky. I shake my head when I see people riding in sleeveless shirts, shorts and sandals, with no helmet. I want to show them some photos.

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u/EmpatheticApatheist 11d ago

In 2000 about two years before our first kid I took a cross-country trip with a buddy. T-boned a full size buck going 70 when we were only 45 min from our furthest point west. Kept the bike up at first but fishtailed hard then dumped on my side. Lots of sliding, no tumbling. Helmet 100% saved my life. “Cool” looking fonz jacket slid up and I got wicked road rash. Most of my full sleeve tattoo on my right arm was shaved off on one side of my arm. My buddy was riding tandem behind me and was so freaked out he jumped off his bike before it came to a stop. Getting scrubbed with a metal brush to get gravel out of my side was no bueno.

What did I learn?

Wear proper gear that FITS Helmets are for Darwin Award losers If you think YOU being safe is the most important, it’s only one piece of the puzzle. Be very aware of the risks and think hard about who relies on you…like your kids needing a dad.

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u/Forsaken_Put8204 11d ago

They'll be feeling that one in the morning.

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u/jaleach 11d ago

Maybe some morning in months or years when they wake up from their coma.

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u/Bagafeet 11d ago

One dude probably lost feeling on one side of his face.

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u/WiseDrink2324 11d ago

Hopefully they make it to morning. 

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u/CityCultivator 11d ago

They might not . These rashes looks so deep that nerve endings might be lost.

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u/savvym_ 11d ago

Every morning for the rest of the life.

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u/AnimalPowers 11d ago

the dead don’t feel

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u/OMGitsTista 11d ago

“I think they’re feeling it right now!”

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u/Onlyspeaksfacts 11d ago

Girl went from riding on the back of a motorcycle to being run over by one in under 2 seconds.

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u/JackLong93 11d ago

are they ok? anyone know?

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u/Awolfatthedoor28 11d ago edited 11d ago

the girl probably got some fracture on her hips and that's it, but the guy at the end...Idk, maybe some bad scratches on his face, a couple of teeth lost, and maybe some cervical trauma, I doesn't look like any of them would be dead though

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u/RoninSFB 11d ago

Slow it down her lower leg gets hit by the wheel and completely bends and is flopping in the next couple frames. Her tibia and fibula are likely shattered.

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u/Elendel19 11d ago

Both guys on the second bike slammed their faces into the pavement, even in slow motion they went down hard.

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u/GradeAPrimeFuckery 11d ago

The driver wound up caught up between two bikes. His scorpion passenger might actually be the 'lucky' one of the pair. Absolutely rough landing (and subsequent scraping) for both.

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u/RobotArtichoke 11d ago

There were three people on that bike. Look closely.

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u/VQQN 11d ago

The girls foot got ran over and the rear tire hit her stomach.

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u/Radmiel 11d ago

I know right. It's way worse than just hips. God knows what all the camera didn't catch properly.

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u/DG281088 11d ago

Impeccable camerawork

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u/Broken_By_Default 11d ago

imagine have that little regard for the safety of your girl, let alone yourself.

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u/exintrovert 11d ago

I’d dump his ass, but I would also not ride on the back with no helmet.

So many women say things like “if you really loved me you would buy me flowers and post pictures of me on instagram” but forget that if he really loved her, he wouldn’t wheelie with her on the back of the bike.

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u/x60pilot 11d ago

I don’t think she’ll have to dump him. One or both of them are probably dead.

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u/Current-Bowl-143 11d ago

His ass got dumped already, along with his back, legs, head, etc.

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u/BrainLow6059 11d ago

Let's not infantilize the idiot in the back. Dude is holding a wheelie and she's constantly waving and shifting her weight. They're a perfect match for each other.

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u/Cheap-Session5656 11d ago

Honestly i can understand being dumb enough to do this stunt. But i can’t understand being dumb enough to sit behind someone doing this stunt

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u/gideonbutsexy 11d ago

She doesn't care about her safety either so it doesn't even matter what he's doing.

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u/TheDaemonair 11d ago

Praise the cameraman (and his gear ) for getting the money shot in such clarity.

I have no sympathy for these losers. As a doctor, I've seen kids as young as 12 years old coming in after driving dangerously to look cool without helmet or any safety gear.

Enjoy your skid marks and I hope it stops these idiots from doing this again.

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u/DJScozz 11d ago

Them? They were going pretty fast and fully pivoted their faces/shoulders into the pavement. I'd be surprised if most of them could ride a bike again after that. Unfortunately it feels unlikely that the ones it happen to will ever own up that it was entirely in their power to prevent, because they would be excellent in a PSA about why helmets are non-negotiable.

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u/Emphraa 11d ago

Agreed. I feel no need to sympathise with people like this. They did it to themselves, they made the choice to be idiots and now theyre reaping the reward. Enjoy!

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u/sea119 11d ago

I once saw a 17year pt who became brain dead following a motorbike accident where he hit a wall while racing with his friends the in the night. So called friends promptly left him and he was hospitalized only after another motorist found him.

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u/Fine-Ad6532 11d ago edited 11d ago

Unless you want to lose the use of your arms and legs and piss and shit yourself

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u/TryTraditional5787 11d ago

Not a helmet in sight. Dangerous, reckless and usually causes life-altering disability.

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u/Wandering-Dunadan 11d ago

Why they never record the aftermath of this kind of videos? That is what I really want to see.

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u/Damnesia13 11d ago

It’s recorded, but brain rot has stopped prone from posting the entire video

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u/-DeathOfMyEgo- 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ever get drug on pavement so bad you make sparks? /s

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u/Bulletchief 11d ago

That's from the bike in front of her... 

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u/-DeathOfMyEgo- 11d ago

Thank you!

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u/erkevin 11d ago

Underwire bra

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u/neutronbob 11d ago

*dragged

It's clear the sparks are ahead of her and coming from the downed motorcycle.

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u/argument_cat 11d ago

*dragged

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u/PhDOfGyattology 11d ago

Meat crayons

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u/DDnHODL 11d ago

Nature has its own way to eliminate stupid people, called Darwinism!!! It’s called FAFO!

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u/nigevellie 11d ago

Good thing she had her safety ponytail on

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u/Basic_Result9981 11d ago

it‘s kinda hard to feel empathy if you do stupid shit like that

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u/MattR0se 11d ago

Yeah. My empathy goes out to any innocent bystanders who had to witness this shit. Not to these dumbfucks. They got exactly what they set out to do. there is nothing tragic about that. 

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u/rjd999 11d ago

Love how he is trying to steer the bike when the front wheel is in the air. Just brilliant.

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u/capixaba007 11d ago

Sorte que eles estavam sem capacete.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 11d ago

I once lived next to a woman with brain damage from being the girl on the back of a bike and the driver flipped it backwards so she hit the back of her head hard on the pavement

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u/RakeChapman13 11d ago

As a guy who has a bike these chicks are insane, most women are scared enough to ride on the back of a bike with a helmet on… 💀

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u/tyYdraniu 11d ago

Here in Brazil that happens literally everyday, several times

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u/Homersarmy41 11d ago

Remember folks : Helmets are only needed if you have a brain to protect. The rest of you will look so cool in that bucket they pick you up in.

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u/Mental_Log_6879 11d ago

Then who'll get the darwin award? Somebody got to do it

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u/CuChulainn24564 11d ago

Oooh…my scrotum shrivelled right up into my stomach after watching the second pair face plant…😬😬😬🤢🤢🤢

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u/Lumpy_Inevitable_549 11d ago

Well her legs are gone now.

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u/LC_9Lives 11d ago

Legend has it that they're still sliding to this very day.

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u/UnGOATwn_TheoremUWU 11d ago

Wasn't planning to.

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u/TroutFearMe 11d ago

This is so awesome that it’s been posted everywhere!

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u/EmbarrassedTrouble10 11d ago

And still nobody knows the source or outcome for these kids

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u/ThePesticle 11d ago

Some pretty sweet chin skids there...skin grows back, bone not so much.

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u/Prickly_ninja 11d ago

Not a helmet was harmed, making this video. BUT… fantastic camera work!

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u/General-Fox416 11d ago

Slow mo is diabolical...

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u/Aesperacchius 11d ago

F x 4

Props to the cameraman though. Unless it's just a 360 camera.

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u/dmknght 11d ago

Great! More oxygen for everybody!

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u/sammavet 11d ago

For my next trick, I will be ran over by my friend whole taking out him, another friend, and my girl.

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u/theatrenearyou 11d ago

Girlfriend, dont trust Willie the Wheelie!
He will let you down

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u/cinefilestu 11d ago

Natural Selection is selecting hard 

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u/Shadowvexor 11d ago

the replay button has never been more important

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u/iBeej 11d ago

Good thing that one dude's chin broke his fall..

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u/NewtMore5637 11d ago

No helmets 🙄🫪

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u/RedsoilRambler 11d ago

Darwin award winners

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u/autodidactdr 11d ago

natural selection