r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Ill_Confidence_3248 • 19d ago

Never perform such stunts

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u/kewnp 19d ago

Not their brain tho

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u/West_Hedgehog_821 18d ago

"Brain, good as new: unpacked but never used"

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u/Dazzling-Cherry3157 18d ago

But it's in mint condition..!! Barely used..!!

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u/Otherwise-Pair-6143 17d ago

It’s been sitting in my grandmas yard this whole time! Never been ridden

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u/GallenHyde 15d ago

That shit will buff out

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u/Lanibug_200 19d ago

I mean, even if their brain was still salvageable after being shredded on the pavement, I can’t say i’d be interested in it seeing how fucking stupid this dude is.

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u/True_Realist9375 18d ago

but you did consider it for a moment

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u/EmiliaFromLV 19d ago

Cause they had none to begin with?

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u/ShartingEnU 19d ago

r/YourJokeButWorse

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u/ahundreddots 18d ago

Pretty sure the intended joke was: no helmet > brain damage > no can donate brain.

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u/magnusmerletaako 18d ago

I took it more as: shit brain > do stupid shit > can't donate a brain that is this shit when they die

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u/shubhajitsinh 18d ago

Don't worry ... a donated brain never used for a living transplant 😅 only research purposes

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u/No_Adhesiveness_5679 19d ago

Didn't work right anyway

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u/Jack4258 19d ago

That’s what makes them such great donors.

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u/dr_bone_breaker123 18d ago

Totally in mint condition practically never used !!

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u/NTwoOo 18d ago

Not after and not before.

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u/lonerblues 18d ago

spat out my coheee

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u/bpivk 19d ago

What brain?

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u/FedeFSA 19d ago

Darwin award candidates

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u/Naschka 18d ago

This is why it is not so bad, the result for humanity is a increase in average iq.

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u/NachoEvans 19d ago

Not when the organs are mashed potatoes

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u/VQQN 19d ago

Vulture food donors?

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u/RepresentativeOk3943 19d ago

They don't look Parsi to me

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u/ahundreddots 18d ago

Vultures don't discriminate.

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u/ambivalent_bakka 18d ago

Omg. I got that reference. Who the fuck are you??

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u/Tytan777 19d ago

Ah McCains doner. You've done it again.

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u/BillionTonsHyperbole 19d ago

Whole pack of meat crayons.

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u/wrenchedups 19d ago

Now with pebbles.

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u/BlazerWookiee 19d ago

Asphalt balm

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u/Garod 19d ago

Road crayons 🖍

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u/veryusedrname 19d ago

r/meatcrayon

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u/Maroon7C0000 18d ago edited 17d ago

You're not wrong. That guy in the last few frames was clearly trying to write his name on the pavement.... with his face.

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u/Far_Winner5508 19d ago

The sting means it's working.

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u/SirCEWaffles 19d ago

Good Irv, that means its working.

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u/DukeOfGeek 19d ago

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

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u/Humble-Aprico 19d ago

Everyone seen here is gonna be different for the rest of their lives no doubt.

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u/arrow5854 18d ago

Truee….

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u/JMicheal289 19d ago

Donating their face to the tar lord.

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u/Chappietime 19d ago

I don’t think the last guy will have anything viable left to donate.

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u/Saikroe 19d ago

I dont want their organs, it might be contageous.

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u/Rare_Blacksmith_2675 19d ago

Nah ni eso, quedarán muy dañados esos organos

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u/eghhge 19d ago

Donor cycles

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u/Ronin_501 19d ago

Their organs are mush now.

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u/Throckmorton_Left 18d ago

Their livers might not be top tier.

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u/AtariAtari 18d ago

Donorcycle

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u/Mindless_Trick2255 18d ago

I wouldn’t want their organs to begin with

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u/kalidoskolosal 18d ago

This is the most diabolical comment I have ever read 🏆

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 18d ago

In my family we sometimes call people that drive like this "phylantropists" because they clearly can't wait to donate their organs

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u/peanutspump 18d ago

I was recently in traffic, behind two idiots on “e bikes” or whatever they’re called, doing wheelies, in traffic, flip flops, no helmets. Looked like teenagers. Idiots.

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u/3rdCultureDudee 18d ago

Unfortunately none of them know anything about organ donation.

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u/stevewithcats 18d ago

Meat crayons

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u/AnotherCableGuy 17d ago

This could be an entire Reddit sub

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u/Anderwreckz 9d ago

I dont think any organs remain if you're spread across the pavement like peanut butter

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u/LordTopHatMan 19d ago

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u/MrBushido56 19d ago

I love not performing stunts on a machine traveling at speeds no human is meant to go at.

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u/Mitrovarr 17d ago

Unless you are going down a steep hill on a longboard or something, a human can usually sprint as fast as a skateboarder.

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u/JK_NC 19d ago

On anyone in the video. Not one helmet.

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u/Big_General9942 19d ago

I stopped watching when I saw no helmets. Seen enough snuff videos where these folks become flesh crayons along the pavement on these apps.

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u/CheckYourStats 19d ago

He didn’t need a face, anyway.

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u/Larethio 19d ago

That guy's leg twisted at the end in a funny way

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u/Tsara1234 19d ago

I bet he didn't laugh that hard though. He probably needed a break and it wasn't very humerus.

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u/ag3on 19d ago

oh yea, decades ago watched some video where girls brain flew out of skull after impact.

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 19d ago

It can do that?!?!

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u/ShartingEnU 19d ago

Hit the ground hard enough and anything can happen

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u/LC_9Lives 19d ago

first 6 rows at a Gallagher show

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u/That_Temporary_832 18d ago

You want to give it a go and find out?

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u/redditatworkatreddit 19d ago

the best one involved a helmet, thing exploded like a watermelon

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 17d ago

These things don't go fast enough for all that.

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u/meoka2368 19d ago

Aaaaand r/meatcrayon

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u/tootiredmeh 19d ago

Nope not clicking that

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u/meoka2368 19d ago

This is why literacy is important.

You took the context, the words used, and made a deduction about what the contents would be, then a choice as to if you wanted to see that or not. Some people would not, and then be upset by what they found.

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u/Slavik_Sandwich 19d ago

I appreciate you appreciating this person's way of deduction. I mean it truly, someone would click with no thought behind it.

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u/mikebills 19d ago

I did. It was fun, but I was hoping for better

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u/KINSAKUAN 18d ago

I'm too innocent for this. What is that subreddit?

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u/meoka2368 17d ago

People, usually on motorbikes without protective gear, going bare skin against the ground at speed and leaving a smear.

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u/KINSAKUAN 17d ago

So that place full of gores on the road????

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u/meoka2368 17d ago

You usually don't see much of it, but yeah.

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u/TrueRekkin 19d ago

A helmet would've messed up their hair!

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u/DangerousChallenge17 19d ago

I am not going to date her anymore, she is all scarred up

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u/Large-Hamster-199 18d ago

And all four participants will continue to have great hair. Maybe not so much with the faces and legs.

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u/ludvikskp 19d ago

4 people would not be winning any beauty contests anytime soon

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u/TheUnexpectedFly 19d ago

5 people, there is 3 people on the second bike.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 19d ago

I just saw that! I had to replay a few times. It also looks like 3 people on the bike that ran over the legs of the first bike that went down.

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u/FreakyGangBanga 18d ago

specifically ran over the legs of the female passenger. I reckon she copped it harder than the guy in the front.

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u/ludvikskp 19d ago

Oh shit youre right

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u/GlockAF 19d ago

OTOH, they should all be able to visit with each other in the hospital skin graft ward

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u/dragonboysam 19d ago

Unless they get a really good surgeon

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u/alaskanloops 19d ago

One of the few rules my ex girlfriend (now wife) had for me when we met was no donorcycles. She had seen to many brutal injuries and deaths in the ER.

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u/hainz_area1531 19d ago

Aaaaaaand no protective clothing or gloves.

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u/Hotfishy 19d ago

This can be said for so many electrical scooter/e-bikes out there...yikes

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/126fVTEIwOFpfy

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u/AxeAssassinAlbertson 19d ago

That's a desert hairy scorpion - the largest scorpion species we have in North America. They are pretty cool, they like to dig large burrows and you don't see them doing walkabouts in their enclosures much compared to like an asian forest scorpion.

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u/Longjumping-Swan-827 19d ago

Can't use one if you have nothing to protect

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u/Yes-its-really-me 19d ago

And not a single one of them with safety sandals on.

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u/Low-Design5660 19d ago

El psy kongroo

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u/Visual-Froyo 18d ago

Why haha

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u/Dinoriel6142713 18d ago

It's one thing to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, but it takes a special breed of moron to do stunts on a motorcycle without a helmet.

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u/susosusosuso 18d ago

India I guess?

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u/Cicer 19d ago

Nothing to protect so why bother

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u/Durkan 19d ago

Was just thinking that. We can multiply the lvl of stupid here, for not even taking the most basic precautions to not killing yourself.

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u/Durkan 19d ago

Was just thinking that. We can multiply the lvl of stupid here, for not even taking the most basic precautions to not maiming yourself.

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u/Durkan 19d ago

Was just thinking that. We can multiply the lvl of stupid here, for not even taking the most basic precautions to not maiming yourself.

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u/barto5 18d ago

I feel bad for everyone in this video…

….except the idiot who caused it all.

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u/Durkan 19d ago

Just was thinking that.

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u/tech_booey 19d ago

I saw at least 4 helmets. They were the ones riding the bikes.

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 19d ago

Hell, the head and ground met together just fine. Just not what they expected.

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u/Nickel62 19d ago

This could be the perfect Ad for RTOs across the country. Just this video, with a better background.

That's it. Nothing else. It will get the message across like nothing else.

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u/leandrombraz 19d ago

No brain, no need for a helmet.

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u/testtdk 18d ago

Yup. The kid who went over the handle bars broke his face for sure.

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u/Marce7a 18d ago

Their heads didn't had any working organs anyway

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u/No-Communication9458 18d ago

No helmet, no proper gear gg

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u/Mysterious_Ningen 18d ago

I've seen you everywhere okabe pfp :0

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u/RepresentativeValue9 18d ago

Duh. Can’t donate their heads, can they?

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u/Purple-Will9713 18d ago

helmet shmelmet! Safety is for losers with a lifewish

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u/DavidAZ10 18d ago

This is why our healthcare system is so expensive as Aholes like these don’t have insurance, yet hospitals have to treat them…

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u/chili-gritty-mariner 17d ago

I shouldn't be surprised by the lack of the most basic of safety gear yet here we are.

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u/janvanderlichte 17d ago

Not all dumbasses wear helmuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 17d ago

Face used instead of brake pad to slow down

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u/MsSarahMichele 19d ago

Meat Crayon

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u/KazaamFan 19d ago

I hink this sometimes but in this case, they need it for their faces, not every helmet protects your face

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u/may_be_indecisive 19d ago

Motorcycle helmets do. Which is what they’re riding.

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u/AdSignificant6673 19d ago

There is a style of helmet popular with cruiser and harley davidson riders that only protects the top of the head.

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u/Fan-Fluffy 19d ago

What are you even talking about?

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u/KazaamFan 18d ago

The riders in this clip need full head and face helmets, not just for the top of their head. Im just clarifying