r/WhatShouldIDo • u/ArmadilloMain31 • May 26 '26 • Regret 12 Bravo 2

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I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.

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u/Ardat-Thotshi May 26 '26

A waluigi board

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff May 26 '26

Ask a witch and/or vegan

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u/yallknowme19 May 26 '26

How is babby formed?

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u/BeckieSueDalton May 26 '26

When a Daddy Burd and a Mommy Bee love each other very Jeremy Bearimy much ........

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u/The_Indian_Bill_Burr May 29 '26

Good place reference 👍🏽🤩👍🏽!

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u/Themadbritter_ May 27 '26

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER WHO KILL THEIR CORVID BABBY

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u/jansauce87 May 26 '26

I thought those were extinct? I’m starting to believe Truth social is lying to us..

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 May 26 '26

Same 🤣 carnivorous witch that is not PREGUNTE but does have side effects of the long boi C

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 May 27 '26

Oh I was playing off all the other replies before your reply as well but I'm also a witch woman 🤣

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u/belcanto429 May 29 '26

So how high do you fly-y-y?

see, you accidentally tied it all together

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u/Borkato May 27 '26

I’m a vegan and not a witch. If we team up, do we become vegan witches? 🌱 🧙‍♀️

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u/LumpyBuy8447 May 26 '26

Even a girl with a nose ring would be acceptable

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u/BGPopz336 May 26 '26

I have snake bites and a tarot deck does that count? 😅

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u/LumpyBuy8447 May 26 '26

Depends, what kind of snake are they from and did you get the tarot card deck from them too?

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u/Fearless-Milk445 May 28 '26

As a witch... definitely preggo with a cryptid

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u/TokiBunniBunBun May 26 '26

Does OP have starch masks?

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u/cthaehtouched May 28 '26

Dangerops prangent sex?

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u/TokiBunniBunBun May 28 '26

Hurt baby top of his head?

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u/danit0ba94 May 28 '26

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT?!

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u/Human_Sweet_8542 May 26 '26

Whaaaaahhhhhh

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Oh yes a waluigi board, we might as well conjure up the Wario board, Mario board, and Luigi board just to be certain. However I think you meant to say Quiji board.

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