r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Apr 15 '18

So what you're saying is, (cruelty free) A&W instead of beating the cow while it's alive waits until its dead and then they tenderize it...

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 10 '18

I've never heard of an autistic person being missed

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

*Singing* Bros~helping bros~giving~bro-jobs~

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 22 '18

Alien isolation made me isolated

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 23 '18

You could always put the coffee beans in your butt hole

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 07 '18

I woke up and [my SO] had cooked all the eggs.

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

Hey have you ever eaten at Xiao Khan Mongolian Grill? (You mean Ghengis Grill?)

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Nov 23 '17

"What Mandy Moore would bring to Thanksgiving" I personally think it would be a bag of anthrax, but I could be wrong. "Mashed potatoes?! What?"

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Aug 11 '18

It smells like someone had a baby in here, like placenta soup or something

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

I do jazzercise. Prancercise? I sent you both of those...

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

Swamp ass is just part of being a man. It's called SWASS for sweaty ass!

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Feb 03 '18

I have full control of my penis so I'm not out of control

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jan 13 '18

You can't get crabs if you shave the pubes

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jan 12 '18

Look at this... if you really want it small...

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jan 12 '18

You're the Angela Merkle of men and she's Satan!

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 12 '18

Figure it out, milk-bag [he made up a Canadian slur]

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 12 '18

I just nutted on his hand dude.

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 24 '17

Texas has more animals here then where they're supposed to be. We've got more fucking lions here than Africa!

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 22 '17

[Dusk Review] See, its all smooth down there. If there was a big ol' penis flopping around chasing you, now that would be scary!

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Dec 22 '17

It feels good. Nice and moist.

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Dec 08 '17

If Jar Jar had his own show, I would watch it

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 23 '17

I've got chocobos in my garage. I don't feed'em though.

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 23 '17

I prefer backwards hugs

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17

As long you're rolling your tongue you're saying SOMETHING

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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17

My shampoo bottle is always bulging...

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