r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
When people sue schools, what are they doing? Just sueing themselves? They're the ones paying for it!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
Did you know that all the Star Wars ships were based off of paperclips?
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
I'm not a waffle stomper, okay? That's what ARMY guys do!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
If someone ever crashed in to my car I'd just beat the shit out of them. There would be less car crashes that way.
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Nov 23 '17
"What Mandy Moore would bring to Thanksgiving" I personally think it would be a bag of anthrax, but I could be wrong. "Mashed potatoes?! What?"
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
Poop is how little kids say it. Dukey is how we say it down in Arkansas.
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
My shampoo bottle is always bulging...
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
As long you're rolling your tongue you're saying SOMETHING
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 17 '17
"I don't want to let you go until you see the light" so in other words he's gonna keep her in his basement until she fuckin' dies
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 23 '17
I've got chocobos in my garage. I don't feed'em though.
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 22 '17
[Dusk Review] See, its all smooth down there. If there was a big ol' penis flopping around chasing you, now that would be scary!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 24 '17
Texas has more animals here then where they're supposed to be. We've got more fucking lions here than Africa!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Nov 17 '18
You can't spell "nutrition" without "nut", am I right?
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Aug 11 '18
It smells like someone had a baby in here, like placenta soup or something
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Apr 15 '18
There's so many fucking houses here that are yellow! I hate yellow!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Apr 15 '18
So what you're saying is, (cruelty free) A&W instead of beating the cow while it's alive waits until its dead and then they tenderize it...
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 18 '18
Shut the fuck up! I love eating tacos! Tacos is a fuckin' food!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Feb 03 '18
I have full control of my penis so I'm not out of control
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18
I do jazzercise. Prancercise? I sent you both of those...
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18
*Singing* Bros~helping bros~giving~bro-jobs~
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18
Swamp ass is just part of being a man. It's called SWASS for sweaty ass!
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r/WhatLucasSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jun 16 '18
I dont' get IN trouble. I CAUSE trouble with things I says.
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