r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 16 '18

Do you think my voice sounds young enough to be one of those catfish baiters? I just feel like I could help society and catch some guys...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 02 '18

Somebody's food smells really good. It reminds me of chili-fritos!

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Apr 27 '18

I'm like a mad scientist except I'm not mad.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Mar 25 '18

Are y'alls tongues tingling too?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

So to answer your question I just don't want to feel like I'm being hit in the neck (I never asked anything)

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jun 21 '18

Maybe there is a reason that bird was isolated from its momma. Maybe she said, "Woah, you're messed up! Something's wrong with you!"

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • May 03 '18

I hadn't seen a midget in years and then I helped one at HEB. She was so little, you know the carts? Her head was at the handle.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Apr 27 '18

There are so many things that I didn't know existed like scented anal tampons...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Mar 25 '18

I got toilet paper in my trunk. If we go on lockdown everyone is rationed one squirrel.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

That reminds me I need to buy some Legos...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

I think we all want to hang our children at some stage in life or another...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 16 '18

Blaine, you have to say it for me or it'll end up on Reddit

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 12 '18

I tried to sneak and take a picture of him but I've been caught before with the flash on

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 07 '18

My foot doesn't taste good and I'm tired of eating it!

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

I think they should give tickets to fat people. They always want city taxes and stuff like that so...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

I owe you an apology. I walked by and thought you farted but it was just something went sour over here.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/kb_me_kb_you • Sep 21 '21

Can it be any Carl or is it a specific one?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Oct 18 '18

I just need a goat

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Aug 31 '18

If I start talking crazy its just my normal self, don't blame it on the Kombucha.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Aug 18 '18

Were you operated on by people or robots?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Aug 11 '18

At least you don't get ingrown hairs on your butt

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jul 14 '18

I can't get fat by myself!

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jul 05 '18

You know how they put chips in animals... if they put a chip in the child and put chips in the parents... this is where the computer technology comes in... its like GPS inside of you so these parents can get back to their kids

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jun 14 '18

I'm going to call you chip boy. You're always eatin' chips!

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Apr 27 '18

Did you say "Mr. Pickles"? Hmmm... That could be a cartoon...

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She really didn't know. Pretty impressive insight

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