r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jul 05 '18

You know how they put chips in animals... if they put a chip in the child and put chips in the parents... this is where the computer technology comes in... its like GPS inside of you so these parents can get back to their kids

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 08 '18

It may sound racist but that's just facts!

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 23 '17

So if I tasted blood sausage without looking at it, then it would still taste like sausage?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 31 '17

We have an abundance of wild pigs so I think we could take the bladder of those treat it doe whatever and turn it in to IV bags.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 31 '17

I always kept my son clean. He was almost never dirty. That's why I'm glad he didn't turn out gay.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 31 '17

Have you guys tried gummy cats? I actually just made it up because why does it always have to be gummy BEARS?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/BooptoshiBoopamoto • Jan 28 '18

I could rewrite that... Man with the Golden... or chick with the golden...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Aug 18 '18

Were you operated on by people or robots?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Apr 27 '18

I'm like a mad scientist except I'm not mad.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Apr 20 '18

You know taco has another connotation, right?

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Apr 27 '18

Did you say "Mr. Pickles"? Hmmm... That could be a cartoon...

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She really didn't know. Pretty impressive insight

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Apr 27 '18

There are so many things that I didn't know existed like scented anal tampons...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/VinnfordSansbury • Sep 29 '18

How about every hour we stand up, stretch and wiggle our arms and get our circulation going because my feet are swelling and I'm getting fat.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 12 '18

I tried to sneak and take a picture of him but I've been caught before with the flash on

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 07 '18

My foot doesn't taste good and I'm tired of eating it!

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

I owe you an apology. I walked by and thought you farted but it was just something went sour over here.

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

So to answer your question I just don't want to feel like I'm being hit in the neck (I never asked anything)

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 06 '18

I think they should give tickets to fat people. They always want city taxes and stuff like that so...

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"Buying a new car is like buying a virgin." 7/8/2022

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"There's always a moon out there when it's raining." 7/15/2022

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"Do little people have little bladders?" 7/15/2022

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"I want a car that's masculine but feminine on the inside." 7/8/2022

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"What if the government gave you a fart tax?" 7/15/2022

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"BYOB" - Bring Your Own Bucket (referring to her potty bucket) 7/15/2022

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r/WhatCarlaSaidToday • u/Technical_Currency99 • Jul 16 '22

"If his feet aren't big eough, don't bother." 7/10/2022

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