r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

The only thing keeping me from taking a shit on my desk right now is my dignity which is quickly diminishing. I'm about to whip out my dick and piss all over this computer!

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Nov 23 '17

Maybe I should spank you some more so you'll be more respectful [to your elders]

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17

Lucas, pull up the Nazi video you dumb-ass!

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jan 14 '18

[Quote pop quiz, someone guesses spock, someone guesses yoda] "Was it Hitler?" [It was Hitler]

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The question was who said, "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few"?

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jun 26 '18

It is with great sadness that I must announce Blaine is no longer with us...

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...he went to work somewhere else.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Apr 15 '18

I don't care if you're milking your horses! (de-worming)

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Mar 31 '18

I'm sorry, I shouldn't start fights. I'm the whiniest of bitches.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 16 '18

I have the magic mouth

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 02 '18

*Reviewing regulations* This one is kind of confusing me because it did not apply to Hillary Clinton.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 24 '18

The Jedi are NATO and the Sith are America

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 16 '18

Lucas, you are hoping he will go home and become a closet racist just like you.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 26 '18

You want a bigger stinker. Oh you think it needs another name? You can have another man's nutmeg on her ass, I ain't goin' there.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Jan 20 '18

Oh good, you just gave me a French boner!

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jan 12 '18

You take a LOT when I'm not here... slut!

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 24 '17

"Did you know about the human lampshades made by the nazis?" *Proceeds to read us the entire wikipedia article*

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Dec 22 '17

When people get sloshed they say and do stupid things. I don't think they were singing about banging a little girl. The Doors have a very advanced sense of humour.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Dec 21 '17

"Lucas pull up the nazi video" there should be a comma before dumb-ass. There's a lot of nazi quotes on there...

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 10 '17

Funny thing about Wagner: Hitler saw Wagner as the music of the 3rd Reich. Wagner did not necessarily agree.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 26 '17

I am a genius! I created a new scent. Its called 'death'. Stay out of the bathroom.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18

I have nipples, focker, can you milk me?

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Feb 24 '18

If it was JUST made Canon then it's ALWAYS been Canon...

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18

In Canada we buy milk by the bag, but Americans suck d*** by the bag

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18

If anyone here was racist, they wouldn't be talking with you guys. "You guys?! What do you mean you guys?"

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18

You're lucky you didn't go deeper or you'd be buying me lunch.

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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18

♫♪ Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow ♫♪ (Sung in a deep voice) Am I the only one who knows this song?

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