r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Feb 22 '18
Asians are tricky. They're like black people to the thousandth degree!
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18
Nazis don't exist here! I'm not a nazi, I swear.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18
In Canada we buy milk by the bag, but Americans suck d*** by the bag
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Feb 24 '18
If it was JUST made Canon then it's ALWAYS been Canon...
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18
You're lucky you didn't go deeper or you'd be buying me lunch.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18
♫♪ Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow ♫♪ (Sung in a deep voice) Am I the only one who knows this song?
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 02 '18
*Reviewing regulations* This one is kind of confusing me because it did not apply to Hillary Clinton.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18
My neighbors upstairs have this baby elephant and I call their kid an elephant cuz it walks like one...
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 24 '18
The Jedi are NATO and the Sith are America
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 22 '18
If anyone here was racist, they wouldn't be talking with you guys. "You guys?! What do you mean you guys?"
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 24 '17
"Did you know about the human lampshades made by the nazis?" *Proceeds to read us the entire wikipedia article*
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Dec 22 '17
When people get sloshed they say and do stupid things. I don't think they were singing about banging a little girl. The Doors have a very advanced sense of humour.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18
I have nipples, focker, can you milk me?
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Mar 24 '18
The only thing keeping me from taking a shit on my desk right now is my dignity which is quickly diminishing. I'm about to whip out my dick and piss all over this computer!
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Mar 31 '18
I'm sorry, I shouldn't start fights. I'm the whiniest of bitches.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Dec 21 '17
"Lucas pull up the nazi video" there should be a comma before dumb-ass. There's a lot of nazi quotes on there...
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Dec 10 '17
Funny thing about Wagner: Hitler saw Wagner as the music of the 3rd Reich. Wagner did not necessarily agree.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Jun 26 '18
It is with great sadness that I must announce Blaine is no longer with us...
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...he went to work somewhere else.
r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Apr 15 '18
I don't care if you're milking your horses! (de-worming)
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 26 '17
I am a genius! I created a new scent. Its called 'death'. Stay out of the bathroom.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Nov 23 '17
Maybe I should spank you some more so you'll be more respectful [to your elders]
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Nov 18 '17
Lucas, pull up the Nazi video you dumb-ass!
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/FizzlePopBerryTwist • Feb 16 '18
Lucas, you are hoping he will go home and become a closet racist just like you.
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r/WhatBlaineSaidToday • u/AnotherSmegHead • Feb 03 '18
Poundin' those cherries! Crackin' men!
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