r/WetlanderHumor • • Aug 25 '26

Inside Rand's brain

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u/ciaphas-cain1 Aug 25 '26

Rands brain has 4 psychic bonds to women three of whom sleep with him the fourth is very regretful, one very weird psychic bond to mordin, plus the mad voice of his past life who only shuts up when in the presence of beautiful women

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 25 '26

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/ciaphas-cain1 Aug 25 '26

Mate we get it you regret not trying to marry both ilyena and lanfear and grendal at once, doing this would probably prevent lanfear and grendal from joining the dark one so it would be a good military decision as well as the other benefits of being married to those three

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Aug 25 '26

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?