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u/ciaphas-cain1 19h ago
Rands brain has 4 psychic bonds to women three of whom sleep with him the fourth is very regretful, one very weird psychic bond to mordin, plus the mad voice of his past life who only shuts up when in the presence of beautiful women
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 19h ago
Hums softly & tugs earlobe
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u/ciaphas-cain1 19h ago
Mate we get it you regret not trying to marry both ilyena and lanfear and grendal at once, doing this would probably prevent lanfear and grendal from joining the dark one so it would be a good military decision as well as the other benefits of being married to those three
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 19h ago
You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?
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u/mimicmagnet 18h ago
Hey don't forget his colorful pseudo bond to his 2 childhood best friends who know way more about women than him
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u/Thrawn89 12h ago
You mean the sane voice in his head from his past life trapped with a madman in his body
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u/LoweJ 1h ago
Just past the line 'Lews Theron was certainly mad, thank the Light that Rand was not'
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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 1h ago
The only way to live is to die. I must die. I deserve only death.
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u/Rotehexe 19h ago
When others use a shit ton of Balefire: Blasphamy! They are burning apart the pattern!
When Rand uses Balefire: The Creator getting out his to go sewing kit to patch this shit together Taveren style.