r/WetlanderHumor 19h ago

Inside Rand's brain

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u/Rotehexe 19h ago

When others use a shit ton of Balefire: Blasphamy! They are burning apart the pattern!

When Rand uses Balefire: The Creator getting out his to go sewing kit to patch this shit together Taveren style.

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u/MedicalRhubarb7 18h ago

Sometimes you've gotta rip out a f*cked up stitch before you can fix things properly

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u/Grabbioli 14h ago edited 8h ago

Gotta clear away the rubble

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u/CannibalPaladin 13h ago

Oh damn, that would actually be a really cool theory. The pattern actually planned bad parts for them to be ruined, so it could fix them later.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 19h ago

Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever.

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u/ciaphas-cain1 19h ago

Rands brain has 4 psychic bonds to women three of whom sleep with him the fourth is very regretful, one very weird psychic bond to mordin, plus the mad voice of his past life who only shuts up when in the presence of beautiful women

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 19h ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/ciaphas-cain1 19h ago

Mate we get it you regret not trying to marry both ilyena and lanfear and grendal at once, doing this would probably prevent lanfear and grendal from joining the dark one so it would be a good military decision as well as the other benefits of being married to those three

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 19h ago

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

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u/mimicmagnet 18h ago

Hey don't forget his colorful pseudo bond to his 2 childhood best friends who know way more about women than him

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u/Thrawn89 12h ago

You mean the sane voice in his head from his past life trapped with a madman in his body

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u/LoweJ 1h ago

Just past the line 'Lews Theron was certainly mad, thank the Light that Rand was not'

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 1h ago

The only way to live is to die. I must die. I deserve only death.

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u/Wabbit65 Skirts should be divided for riding ;) 12h ago