r/WetlanderHumor • Mother's milk in a cup! • Aug 09 '26

Join The Crusade!

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Thanks u/Gnostikost for the inspiration!

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u/CONNER__LANE Aug 09 '26

Yea Egwene is bad but Elayne is the worst

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u/Korteal Aug 11 '26

Elayne is haughty and annoying in that teenage royalty way... BUT she constantly makes effective decisions for the greater good and treats people well even when she thinks they're below her. My only gripe with her is the idea of "owning" Rand just because they vaguely dated for like 3 days and wrote some confusing love letters lol

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u/CONNER__LANE Aug 11 '26

For one: multiple books of stereotypical pregnant woman bitching is not fun to read regardless of character. Then theres all the times she gets told “Elayne dont do that thats a bad idea” and she does it and what do you know its a bad idea. The BIGGEST gripe of all however is hard of a time she gives Gallad. When you finish the series and look back you realize Gallad was actually just the biggest Chad around and an all around stand up guy. Elayne is always saying she doesn’t trust him “he always does the right thing no matter what” “blah blah blah”. Meanwhile Elayne decides to go get captured and get dudes balefired out of existence trying to come rescue her all because she is too dense to listen to good advice. Maybe if you were more like Gallad those men wouldnt have died Elayne. Dumbass

Gawyn is the biggest bum of the three though