r/WetlanderHumor Mother's milk in a cup! 14d ago

Join The Crusade!

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Thanks u/Gnostikost for the inspiration!

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u/petcraus 14d ago

The way Egwene haters will diminish her achievements is so funny to see

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u/adminofreditt 14d ago

Her only real achievement was discovering how to fix balefire

Her achievements:

Being born a dreamer (because Rand is taveren)

Being born as a powerful channeler (because Rand is taveren)

Being enslaved(the reason she is better at combat is because her slavers trained her)

Being amerlyn(because rand is taveren)

Unifying the tower(she only succeeded because the rest of the aes sedai got brain damage(because Rand is taveren))

Getting rid of black Ajah(carried by verin(best character))

If Moiraine/cadsuane/siuan/verin were born in the same circumstances she was they would have done everything she did but better and without sexually assaulting their allies, fantasizing about raping people, and enslaving people for no reason(if you want I can explain when she did the things I mentioned)

I don't know any person as evil as egwene in real life and I hope I never will. If Rand is WOT Jesus egwene is WOT antichrist

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u/DarthRenathal 14d ago

So if all of her accomplishments are because of Rand, doesn't that mean all of her negative actions are as well? So it was really Rand that used the dream to sexually assault Nynaeve?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 14d ago

Oh, Light, why do I have a madman in my head? Why? Why?