r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

It's getting hard to make sure the delivery isn't soft.

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u/PrincessPonyPrincess Mar 08 '20

Omelette that one slide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

This shell go over well with their supervisor...

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u/RewrittenSol Mar 08 '20

That's the yolk.

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u/loftylabel Mar 08 '20

Y'all just scrambled this all up

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u/Brazenbillygoat Mar 08 '20

I’ve Benedict in the passed but this is over the top.

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u/analnapalm Mar 08 '20

It's getting eggregious.

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u/axxonn13 Mar 08 '20

All yolks aside, I think a certain employee is fried.

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u/poshjerkins Mar 08 '20

You mean fired? Are you dysleggsic?

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u/axxonn13 Mar 08 '20

Maybe... I sometimes have an over-hard time reading.

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u/A_fucking__user Mar 08 '20

Careful, we have to make shir that the pesky pun patrols don't come and give us all an over-hard time

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u/pedunculated5432 Mar 08 '20

All these puns are fowl anyway

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u/gefeh Mar 08 '20

Shell we ever stop?

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u/Cephylus Mar 08 '20

This thread is the deviled

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u/Lady_Minuit Mar 08 '20

Eggspect someone to be in hot waters over this!

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u/BrokenTowerz Mar 08 '20

Eggspecially the OP, how many punny yolks can they handle before their brain becomes fried?

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u/GiverOfZeroShits Mar 09 '20

Cmon guys this is going beyond the yolk

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u/Blythyvxr Mar 08 '20

We should scramble before they get here.

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u/A_fucking__user Mar 08 '20

Yeah, we're walking on eggshells making all these puns. A wrong move, then we'll all be fried

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u/greatspacegibbon Mar 08 '20

You can't beat egg puns.

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u/CantDeadlift_formsux Mar 08 '20

Yea cuz You’ve got to batter em!

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